Saturday, August 7, 2010

Et tu, Brute?

I’ve seen this sort of thing before: With Nancy, it was when she let slip the fact that she consulted astrologers.

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With Hillary, it was when she confessed to carrying on conversations with Eleanor,

  hill on phoneeleanor unplugged

and with Laura, it began the day she arrived at the White House with what’s-his-name? The cowboy.

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It’s the day the MSM turns on you. So mark your calendars. Today’s the day the worm turned for Lady M.  The sharks smell blood in the water, and you know there’s nothing the public appreciates more than a good  blood fest. They will begin by nibbling at the appendages, but if they like the taste, they will be back for more.  My job is about to get a whole lot harder.

I’m basing this prediction on some signs I’ve seen that the previously all-supportive-press-all-the-time may be defecting. For example, some of our own PR outlets like CBS, the LA Times, WaPo, and even our homie Chicago Trib have started to run negative “news” items – although to be fair, it’s under the guise of what “some critics are saying” about the vacationing Wons. Never the less, I see trouble in River City.

The dreadful New York Daily News even dared use the “Marie Antoinette” moniker.

mo antoinette-1 copy I wasn’t going to release this, but since it slipped off my hard drive yesterday, I might as well show everyone.

"Michelle Obama seems more like a modern-day Marie Antoinette... than an average mother of two." Tantaros acknowledged that "we all need downtime -- the First Family included," but added, "it's the extravagance of Michelle Obama's trip and glitzy destination contrasted with President Obama's demonization of the rich that smacks of hypocrisy and perpetuates a disconnect between the country and its leaders."

Ouch! We are going to have to change the subject pretty soon. Although, honestly, that’s what Elena’s confirmation was supposed to do.

down with her bad self Justice-to-be Kagan, getting down with her bad self

But apparently appointing communists to the Supreme Court is old hat already.

Even Big Guy’s rally around our “robust recovery” couldn’t get the press off our vacay. Of course that might be because claiming that “we’ve added new jobs every month this year” is just a tad disingenuous, given that, while true, we’re also losing far more, resulting in a net loss just last month alone of 121 thousand jobs. But to be fair, and as I’ve pointed out before, numbers aren’t Big Guy’s strong suit. What’s more disturbing than the anemic jobs number though, is another negative story from HuffPo – one of our previously most supportive outlets. They even used charts to show how bad the jobs-front was! We are soooo not used to this. If you’re not too woozy yet, Doug Ross has some even scarier charts. So I don’t know what Big Guy’s talking about, but I think he’s spending way too much time with JoeyB.

mo window shopping Window shopping in Spain, to boost their anemic green economy

With all this incoming artillery, I nearly forgot to tell you Lady M’s good news!

Big Guy’s Washington posse came through and the Senate passed MO’s Healthy, Hunger Free Kids Act of 2010! So we’re well on our way to pumping $4.5 billion into the SEIU’s pocket which, as I understand it, we will receive a full 25%  refund on, in the form of campaign contributions. We celebrated the Senate’s passage of the historic Hunger Free Act on Thursday by dining at Buenaventura Plaza restaurant on healthy, hunger-free lobster, rice, oysters and red wine with bread pudding and sweet wine for dessert.

loboys Lobster and oysters

lobster-paella   Lobster Paella

Plus a few Stolis, as a nightcap. We need our rest. Today, we’re touring again.

rohdaLook! Lady M’s been listening! Here she is touring the Palace of the Moorish King in Ronda, acting just like a real “mom” with Wee Won-2 in tow.

67 comments:

  1. The royal wave:

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  2. MOTUS,
    What the H is that on the front of her top?

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  3. She's wearing a maternity top.
    The FatKidsBehind bill that was passed by the Senate will be financed by draining the funds allocated to the Federal Food Stamp Program.  Billions of dollars cut from the Food Stamp program that more and more Americans depend on to feed their families so that the SEIU is repaid and MO feels good.
    This administration is cold-hearted and corrupt to it's core.

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  4. "The day the worm turned"--MOTUS, you nailed it. Lady Michelle is about to see what happens when a country of people of natural good will, towards even people like herself, feel like they're being played. I predict her favorable numbers are going to drop like a hot rock.

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  5. MichelleIndependentAugust 7, 2010 11:16 AM

    Yes, Michelle Antoinette is "acting" like a real mom--the key word is
    acting.

    Oh, and why lose weight or get fit when you can just cover
    up your rolls of fat with a maternity top!

    I doubt she's pregnant because even Barry doesn't seem to miss her.

    Of course, we will have the "kiss-kiss/hug/hug/butt grab" photo ops of the
    First Phonies upon MOO's return.

    She is an ugly "woman" through and through.

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  6. Isn't that the Vulcan salute?

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  7. This ghetto-fab pre-vacation vacation (they still have 10 more play days at Martha's Vineyard ahead!)is the tripwire moment for this crew.

    The outrageous price tag, street-trolling royal posse images, the thumb-in-America's-eye insouciance, and flagrant Obama double standards have finally crystallized into the discernible shift of national sentiment; the worm indeed has begun to turn.

    These arrogant slobs foolishly exempted themselves from an unspoken reality: The MSM giveth, and they capriciously take it away. 

    Poor wimpy hamstrung nadless Lord O must be experiencing some serious heartburn over Lard O's uncontrollable gaucherie --- he must be up to a carton of smokes a day!

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  8. I've been reading your blog for the last several months...I love it ! sharp witty your fans are great.. i have just one question to ask doesn't MOO have any white friends ? just asking......

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  9. Last pic:  I don't know why she went out in her pajamas, MOTUS.  Are you sure your reflector is on?

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  10. What is that terrible outfit she has one the Wee-Won 2?  It looks like something you'd put on a two year old.  Those shorts are all bunched up in that poor kids crotch.  No wonder she is called "sausage."

    She switched those ugly bead bracelets to the other arm.  Is she hoping we wouldn't notice they were the same?

    This whole thing is ridiculous.  Are we to believe that strolling around with 40 of your "best friends", being besieged by reporters, and inconveniencing locals and other vacationers is fun?

    And what kind of a mother would subject her 9 year old daughter to such a circus?  Notice also that Wee-Won2 is completely surrounded with adults.  No little friend got to go along with her (although I'm sure the liability for such a thing would be huge not that would concern the queen.) 

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  11. While surfing around this a.m., I found another reason HRH is in Spain----a big f'ing Hollywood star type party thrown by Obama campaign supporters. So we are "partially" picking up the tab for HRH to attend a "star studded event". Bend over and grab your ankles Amerika.

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  12. Busted! That’s our souvenir paella bib. MO didn’t think anyone would notice her swiping it.

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  13. Oh no, not the preggers rumors again!

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  14. Oh wait; that might get those rouge MSM backstabbers back onboard our train.

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  15. I hope it doesn’t negatively impact the “quality” of our vacations, if you know what I’m saying.

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  16. We haven’t really got that mommy thing down yet, so we’re going to get a few mommy acting lessons from Babs and some of our other Hollywood BFFs when we get home.

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  17. There are some white women on the trip. However, they are the paid staffers.

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  18. We see our vacations, if you must call them that, as targeted economic stimulus (TES). So, we’re going to be very busy for the rest of our first historic second year. More TES, new fall and winter wardrobes, cover shoot for December Vogue, shrinking childrens’ fat behinds...I’m exhausted already.

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  19. Let me check...yup, it's on.

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  20. Agreed.  It's like she doesn't care what Sasha looks like.  I could dress the kid better out of Wal-Mart or Target in twenty minutes. 

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  21. Little Wee Won-2 will have some fun tonight. As Cherie mentioned below, Lady M is going to the big Starlite Gala, hosted by Antonio Banderas and Eva Longoria. He’s Spanish, she’s just Desperate. While “mom’s” away, Wee Won-2 will watch pay-per-views (all G-rated) and feast on popcorn and ice cream with Little Mo.

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  22. On behalf of Lady M and her posse, I would like to say “Thanks” to America's taxpayers.

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  23. MichelleIndependentAugust 7, 2010 1:52 PM

    MOO the Glutton is already into her "big tops."

    So fitting for a clown and arrogant circus act.

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  24. I think you are right about the press.

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  25. Why is Wee Won 2 wearing clothes that are too small?  Is narcissistic Mom-in-Chief too self-absorbed to notice that her little won has grown or is she just being primed to be a little MO, following in her famous fashion icon Mom's footsteps?   Either way, poor Sasha! (at least she is wearing comfortable shoes today)

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  26. Just wondering how HRH was able to score identical twin secret service agents? (see Granny Jan's pic of royal wave) I noticed that she's sandwiched buttween both of the big bald boys.
    SaraB

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  27. Gerard Van Der LeunAugust 7, 2010 2:54 PM

    When you can, shoot an email to
    gerard@rightnetwork.com

    Put MOTUS in subject line.

    thanks.

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  28. Let's focus on the positives for a second: sleeves at last; no grody pit shots today, though looks like Malia's closet was raided again for that sweater.  The maternity/tent top is better than the previous clingy, plunging, revealing ones and these capris might be a slight improvement over the leggings she wore yesterday.

    Okay, that's it!  I am done making excuses for MO, and setting the bar so low.  She is FLOTUS she should for once she at least ACT like one; just like she's acting like a Mom, finally after all the criticism/suggestions from blogs, and is holding Sasha's hand!   

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  29. I'm just stuck on her wearing a maternity top. Stuck.
    A hulking 6ft tall woman wearing a maternity top and a teeny sweater.   Just stuck on that.

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  30. I hadn't noticed that.  Maybe Lardy M is into twins (makes sense since Barry can be kind of like Jekyll and Hyde)

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  31. HuffPo is apparently keeping tabs on MO's every move (including her middle of the day shoe change, did her sandals get too stinky? )
    Going by this picture her wrinkled pants (are those linen? ) should have been switched out as well:

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  32. The War of the Obamas. BO is haviing another birthday party sunday and it looks like MO isn't invited:
    http://www.whitehousedossier.com/2010/08/07/obama-golfing-2/

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  33. Heh Megan Mcardle at the Atlantic:

    <span>"Yes, yes, I know--mean Republicans would make hay out of a vacation no matter where it was.  Probably so.  But no one would be much interested in those charges, while this does seem to have some grip.  And while characters in novels may improve their lives immeasurably when they learn to stop worrying about what other people think and just be true to themselves, this is not a life path that is open to political figures."

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  34. Sr.Dem, as usual, you are so right. "lets rob the poorest of the poor" we know better what's good for them" Has it occurred to any of these morons that not everyone on food stamps has school age children ?
    I have a divorced friend whose total SocSec check is $700 a month. If she didn't work, she might qualify for food stamps, I bet she won't after this latest 'smash and grab' by the O's. Just so Moo can have a hobby with photo ops, this is nuts !
    They have the same morals as ghetto thugs, they just wear more expensive clothes.

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  35. The Dems are taking the food stamps away because they intend to replace parents and feed the kids breakfast, lunch, and dinner at the schools. This is a way of side-stepping around the fact that many parents in MO and BO's constituency who are on the dole are not good parents and are spending those stamps on trash food or selling them on the black market for beer and cigs. Rather than address this problem, it is easier to have the schools usurp the parents' role.

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  36. I pray we don't have to go through the worship-fest that would erupt if MO got pregnant.

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  37. Isn't it funny that the Os apparently thought that if they imposed an American press blackout on the Michelle Antoinette Tour we peasants would have NO IDEA what was going on.

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  38. That's like my question: Has MO ever been photographed with a white child?

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  39. What is she doing in the second picture, measuring her hips?

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  40. I was wondering where Clarice had disappeared to today. lol. Does anyone know if Michelle Antoinette will arrive home in time for Barry's hush hush birthday party?

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  41. Jules, if those wretched shoes could only talk! It would be a tale of tortured service to an uncouth and unhygienic diva. 

    And Tacky O's many wighats are also casualties of ghetto fatigue, stinky and rank, no doubt at the cleaners during this declassé vacation for a well-deserved de-stenching.

    Has any other FLOTUS ever looked like she smelled bad? What a question to have to consider!

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  42. Stinky sandals, Yuck!
    She's probably stinky from head to toe.

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  43. She's not preggers.  That would be a miracle birth if there ever was one.  She has just been eating and drinking and eating and drinking and lolling on the beach and eating and drinking.  And trying desperately to figure out how she can go to Eve Longoria's "charity" party tonigh, risking the wrath of the United States of America, the Dems who are up for reelection, and probably The Won.

    ("Dayum, Barack.  You KNOW I love parties!!!!  And it's for the children!!!!!)

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  44. That's why Suzette dubbed her Sausage.

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  45. That materity top is probably backless to the buttcrack.

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  46. And who is the chosen one who gets to carry those stinky shoes?

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  47. I feel so much better.  The posts showing up in triplicate happens to me all the time....when I hit Post only once.

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  48. Trying to figure out how to go to Eva Longoria's party tonight:

    http://www.daylife.com/photo/0bWwf2F1co89J?q=michelle+obama

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  49. Sausage is kind of a cute nickname.

    The little one is chunky, but it looks like her body type. I wonder how often she and MO fight over how much she eats.

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  50. The two bald SS agents are bookends to her MOOness.

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  51. No problem, it must be a pack of wild mice.

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  52. Eee gads, who in the h*ll thinks what Sasha is wearing is an appropriate outfit for the US Presidents daughter to wear in public?  Poor Sasha, she's already a child prone to being chubby, why wear clothes that just accentuate it? 

    I was thinking today looking at the dozen SS Agents surrounding Michelle Antoinette, I can't wait for their tell all stories after the Obamas are out of office.

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  53. Yes, when the staff brought their children to "Bring your children to work day". Really I saw some.

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  54. My dears. You know her excrement does not stink, seeing as how she does those veggie cleanses, so I'm positive there is no foot odor for HRH.

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  55. Twin bald SS agents are cool.  Definitely the best thing about this trip.

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  56. MichelleIndependentAugust 8, 2010 12:09 AM

    Michelle Antoinette, choosing the next vacation:

    from pajamas media/instpundit

    http://pajamasmedia.com/instapundit/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/MichelleAntoinette-521x600.jpg

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  57. Maybe those two bald boys remind her of what BO is missing?

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  58. MOTUS -Those are scary charts/graphs indeed!  We are headed where Spain and Greece before it had. 
    It must be quite a trick to save/create 2.5 to 3.6 million jobs while unemployment goes from 7.5% to 9.5% (according to real math calculation 2.4 million net jobs lost)
    This whole Michelle Antoinette business might very well be a distraction (as long as we are talking about MO's high jinx, we are not talking about jobs and where the country is headed! )

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  59. MichelleIndependentAugust 8, 2010 1:17 AM

    "I Want Your Money"

    Film Lampoons Obama/Pelosi Socialist Agenda

    http://gatewaypundit.firstthings.com/2010/08/it-begins-new-film-i-want-your-money-lampoons-obama-pelosi-socialist-agenda-video/

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  60. Michelle I,
    I saw that trailer too.  Can't wait for the movie to come out in the fall just in time for the November mid-term elections!
    Conservatives should make more movies like this one(how about one of what Obamacare will lead to, countering Moore's Sicko, for instance)

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  61. MichelleIndependentAugust 8, 2010 2:42 AM

    <span>She's saying: "I ate a piece of pie this big."</span>

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  62. Apparently the 'Lardy' in Spain chose not to go of the celebrity gala after all, opting for a quiet dinner, instead.  Looks like the outrage of the little people has reached those distant shores. Too bad, for us (less fodder for fun and banter) : 
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/7932742/Michelle-Obama-chooses-quiet-dinner-over-celebrity-gala.html

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  63. arabella trefoilAugust 8, 2010 7:41 AM

    I think Michelle is preparing to meet her enemies in the United States. Some people prepare for battle by working out, getting in shape, training hard - so that they will be in "fighting trim."

    Not Michelle. She takes the contrarian approach. Michelle's training program consists of gaining as much weight as possible, so as to overwhelm the enemy with sheer mass.

    So many countries to visit, so many new cuisines to try.

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  64. Maybe I'm just not a seafood lover (I'm not), but those dishes look vaguely obscene and very insect-like (like eating giant, Mars insects.)

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