Five hookers, a suitcase full of cocaine and Charlie Sheen: what could go wrong?
Well, for starters, now that he’s laid up with a double hernia, he just lost the opportunity to serve as Big Guy’s new press secretary. After auditioning dozens of actors for the part, Charlie was way out in front, having a leg up, so to speak, because his father actually played a U.S. President on television. Plus, he had agreed to change his name back to Estevez in order to help us with the undocumented citizens vote in 2012.
Now all bets are off and it looks like we went with our number two choice, a carnival barker who has been Joey B’s spokesperson for the past two years.
Joey B, Jay Carney and Gibbsy
I have to admit, as long as we couldn’t get Charlie, Jay is a good choice: his experience parsing Joey B’s words was certainly good training. And the fact that he’s Claire Shipman’s husband isn’t going to hurt our credibility in the MSM either, if you follow my drift. And that’s real insider information that you won’t read about in the New York Times. I guess they consider it irrelevant. That will go a long way towards overcoming Jay’s only deficit: “It’s a tricky job,” Jay said, “and I’m sure I wouldn’t be any good at it.”
Butt on to more important topics – no, not the revolution brewing in Egypt – Lady M’s trip to South Carolina to shape up the troops.
MO, reviewing our troops fat behinds
I’ll cover her Oprah show (which was HUGE!) and ABC’s Good Morning America appearance (see? Jay’s appointment is already paying off!) later. Butt I don’t want to give short-shrift to Lady M’s continuing sacrifices for our military families. Yesterday she sacrificed by going to Fort Jackson to kick off her military fitness intervention: “Go For Green!” And while both the Army and Michigan State Spartan football fans may approve, I’m not sure how the Navy, Air Force and Marines are going to feel about being slighted, color wise.
“Go Green” is actually a new dinner campaign to turn our soldiers into locovores who eat their veggies. Apparently this is one of dozens of measures we’ve adopted for improving our national security. If you don’t see the connection right away between carrots and national security, allow me to take a stab at it. I think it’s because eating food that has traveled all the way from Mexico creates too much carbon dioxide that damages the environment and makes us more vulnerable to incoming missiles. Or something.
You’ve probably noticed our shift in wardrobe choices lately: serious, less fun stuff. A sure sign that we’ve unofficially kicked off our 2012 WTF campaign (T-shirts available soon in MOTUS’ Boutique – Little Bo and Mo are busy stocking the shelves as we speak. Standby for more information.OINK!)
Here we are in our new, serious suit dressing, tarted up just a bit with our custom black and white ceramic nail file that doubles as a brooch.
And I know many of you will be pleased to hear that our new image also includes efforts to sit more like a lady:
Still not 100% clear on the point of crossing our legs at the ankles.
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Crossing one's legs at the ankles is taught to all Southern ladies (practically from birth), but someone left out one key element in Moo's tutelage. One must also keep the knees together for the right demure pose. I can remember my grandmothers and mother whacking me across the knees in church if they should stray more than an inch apart.
ReplyDeleteEverything about MOO is fake, phony, obnoxious. I can't see how she's taken seriously.
ReplyDeleteOh, you must read Iowahawk's take on this:
ReplyDeleteWhen Spuds are Outlawed, only Outlaws will have Spuds
http://iowahawk.typepad.com/
Carrots are just about the only things this administration cares to stop coming across the Mexican border.
ReplyDeleteLove this quote from American Spectator:
ReplyDelete"The President thinks Carney was a miracle worker for Biden, so he figures he can do a lot for him that his longtime aides could not," says the first White House source. "The president looks at the first two years and sees himself getting toasted and sees Gibbs and Burton out front unable to prevent it. Then he looks at Biden's coverage at the same time and it's pretty good for a guy who shouldn't be able to get his foot out of his mouth. It makes some sense."
I want to start by complimenting Moo. The lapels of her jacket are nicely pressed and with crisp seams. Her left shoe matches the right one. Her eyes are focused. There! that wasn't so hard.
ReplyDeleteBut what the hell is up with the front of that blouse? And why does she need a bedazzled slug crawling up her jacket?
..."knees together"...my first thought when I saw that picture.
ReplyDeleteAgain, Great post, MOTUS. Awesome snarks.
ReplyDeleteOn the days that i get to check your posts in the morning I get a mental high. I get to laugh and snicker and it makes my day so much better.
It takes a lot of gall for someone of Moochelle's disposition and girth to go tell servicemen how to eat.
ReplyDeleteIs the true intent of the "go for green" campaign to make sure they are fit and healthy, or to promote some kind of "lower the carbon footprint" of the armed forces by promoting vegetables instead of meat?
I also want to say I am happy with the suit, the long coat over the butt, sleeves, no leg buttah visible, the shirt covering the boobage. Wighat seems firmly affixed. The facial expression is friendly and happy. And best of all, MOTUS has hidden the rear and thigh views again with her super-reflections. ;)
ReplyDeleteSo I just I wonder if all the O-bots who have been swooning over Mitchell's fierce, "sexy" (gag) fashion-forward looks will be unhappy with this look and will express this in snarky comments on their blogs.
BTW, if our troops get to be vegetarian locovores will they be strong enough to carry their weapons and other equipment?
ReplyDeleteWow, we finally see a nice, dark gray, winter coat. In February.
ReplyDeleteButt, does she wear it to a state funeral, funeral memorial or a laying of the wreath memorial somewhere? No, she wears it .....
....... to visit with our military!!!
It's the thought that counts. Her image doesn't compare with Condi reviewing the troops in smashing fashionable boots and long dark coat, but she looks appropriate and well groomed.... except for the odd (credit to PortiaElizabeth) 'slug' on her lapel. I thought at first it might be a convertible pin/pen, something handy in case she might need to snatch it off to take notes about something.....
Didn't know Walmart made business suits.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was a designer "Sharpie" for signing autographs. Lord knows the First Harpy has nothing learn from a bunch of military types..
ReplyDelete/sarc off
Right on, Leslie.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was twelve (and I don't want to tell you how many years ago that was) my mother sent me to "Charm School". It was conducted by a former model. The two things I've never forgotten from that experience were how to ascend and descend a staircase and how to sit gracefully. The latter lesson included smoothing your skirt as you sat (pants? In 1958? Don't be silly. Ooops, gave it away) and never EVER to cross your legs at the knee. The only acceptable method for crossing your legs was at the ankles, slightly angled to one side or another in front of you, with knees always together.
I learned this at twelve, in a little "hick" town in Iowa. So much for the cosmopolitan FFA.
Obnoxious, yes. But the utter lack of class is definitely genuine.
ReplyDeleteThat bedazzled slug
ReplyDeleteIn Afghanistan, I think "locavore" is another word for opium addict.
ReplyDeleteGreat minds....I had the same thought..
ReplyDeleteThe food police in action..
ReplyDeleteThe photo of MO "inspecting the troops" is chilling.
ReplyDeleteHer interference in the management of military affairs snd enlisting is outrageous.
Her Offical Position is defined as "spouse of the President".
PERIOD.
I like MO's grey suit, it matches perfectly with her black heart.
ReplyDeleteMooch found an AfAm soldier to leech (like her over-priced pin) onto. He might be the only military person who could stand her presence.
ReplyDelete** Not only is she suddenly dressing conservative, but she is actually smiling. Someone got to her - bigtime. Hey, it only took 2 years to figure it out. How many law degrees does it take to get a clue?
I agree, it's very disturbing.
ReplyDeleteI'm afraid she paid highly for that suit. She has a unique way of making everything look like it came from Walmart, or Kmart.
ReplyDeleteThanks to MOTUS and Granny Jan we see pictures of this "woman" everyday. New outfits every single day. I'm speculating here, but if one fugly pin costs $375.00 - then the total outfit must be a minimum of $1000. That is at least $365,000 in clothes a year! I wonder what the idiots who voted for these grifters would think about that. I'm just guessing, but I think Laura Bush probably did not spend that much on clothes in 8 years. Her clothes looked off-the-rack from Nordstrom or the like.
Is she going to fill their food trays for them? Take names and punish anyone who doesn't eat her choices? FFA on a military base telling actually fit people what to eat. How incredibly hypocritical.
ReplyDeleteMy childhood memory, too, creeper. And I was in California. Former models teaching proper sitting across the USA and not a one in Chicago for poor Moo. She really was deprived!
ReplyDeleteShe doesn't seem to be taking any vegiies. Guess she's waitin' for the fried chicken and ice cream.
ReplyDeleteNO, designer Sharpie for touching up eyebrows. ;)
ReplyDeleteSo far they are suckin' it up and love love lovin' it.
ReplyDeleteSimilar effect would be evident if she showed up in a gunny sack.
"Fitted" coat is by Narciso Rodriguez (the black widow spider dress guy) and is worn OVER a wool suit by ?. Who wears a fitted coat over a suit? Our Mooch.
There is a very disturbing military feel about that posted photo - her look, her clothes, her stride. She is really feelin' it.
So far they are suckin' it up and love love lovin' it.
ReplyDeleteSimilar effect would be evident if she showed up in a gunny sack.
"Fitted" coat is by Narciso Rodriguez (the black widow spider dress guy) and is worn OVER a wool suit by ?. Who wears a fitted coat over a suit? Our Mooch.
There is a very disturbing military feel about that posted photo - her look, her clothes, her stride. She is really feelin' it.
So far they are suckin' it up and love love lovin' it.
ReplyDeleteSimilar effect would be evident if she showed up in a gunny sack.
"Fitted" coat is by Narciso Rodriguez (the black widow spider dress guy) and is worn OVER a wool suit by ?. Who wears a fitted coat over a suit? Our Mooch.
There is a very disturbing military feel about that posted photo - her look, her clothes, her stride. She is really feelin' it.
She is sitting again like a man and there is nothing demure about it.
ReplyDeleteThis little outing was about her as military commander. Makes me slightly ill.
She is sitting again like a man and there is nothing demure about it.
ReplyDeleteThis little outing was about her as military commander. Makes me slightly ill.
Raised in "genteel poverty" in Texas. I was enrolled in the comportment class taught by the Junior League. I still remember the trick for setting a table. "The knife and the spoon were Right, so the fork Left." Over 40 years ago.
ReplyDeleteLynn II -- you beat me to it. Those eyebrows were definitely applied with a brown sharpie. Do you thi nk she has an eyebrow template that she fills in?
ReplyDeleteOur soldiers/sailors/airmen are trained to endure difficult, and quite often, treacherous situations. I feel an afternoon with Moo qualifies on both accounts.
ReplyDeleteLooking in vain for the lobster. And fries. And onion rings.
ReplyDeleteLooking in vain for the lobster. And fries. And onion rings.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she's airing things out.
ReplyDelete(I'm so sorry, but that's the first thing that came to my mind.)
Someone already mentioned Chris Muir's "Day By Day" cartoon for today in the previous post, but it bears repeating.
ReplyDeleteSomeone commented on here a few weeks ago that they wondered exactly how MO dressed when she was a lawyer or when she worked at the hospital. Having worked in a business office setting for much of my adult life, I can guarantee you that people's concepts of what constitutes proper office attire can wildly vary. I see women at my job all the time wearing skintight leggings, stiletto heels, and enormous hoop earrings: a look that I would think more appropriate for a lady of the evening than a professional office setting.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, I like the pin but not $375 worth of liking. She has definitely been trending her look toward something more First Lady-like.
ReplyDeleteOf course, that doesn't stop me from being annoyed that the first two years of her husband's Presidency was a nonstop whirlwind of travel and campaign stumping, and now the last two years promise to be more of the same. He spent his whole life being groomed to run for the Presidency; he doesn't know how to do anything else.
Injain - she's moved on up doncha know. No more fried chicken - it is now foie gras. That's how she became
ReplyDeleteFrau Gras.
I had a similar experience when I was nine; my mom sent me to a charm school-type class conducted at Sears by a former model. It was six weeks or so and concluded with a fashion show starring the students. :) I still have the binder somewhere, and it contains sections on: how to dress; how to move; etiquette; how to set a table; basic hygiene, skincare, and health maintenance (the first place I ever remember hearing to drink 8 8-oz glasses of water a day for good skin); etc.
ReplyDeleteMarijuana launched in trebuchets, however: hunky dory.
ReplyDeleteSo, a visit from MO may be part of their training for dealing with enemies.
ReplyDeleteOh. My. Stars. And Stripes.
ReplyDeleteI am with Srdem65 and Chris...WTF (that is an OFFICIAL policy position!) is Me!Chelle Obama doing...REVIEWING THE TROOPS???
With the long, dark coat (and camo wannabe scarfy) I am getting a definite WWII kinda vibe. If Barky 'quits' the POTUS gig, does Shelli think she IS next in line? Have any of us eveh seen a FLOTUS 'walking' the line?
And...I think I (your humble quasi-Cub Reporter) have figured out the lapel 'artwork.'
Its a piece of Sputnik. 'Keeping it real' and mid-century modern at the same time.
Somebody sick her on the MREs. One averages 3600 calories per. A combat soldier can burn up to 12,000 calories a day. Inside that packet a butt (no pun intended) load of fats and calories await the hungry soldier, and the veggies are scarce due to the fact that they have little value nutritionally to the heavily worked average healthy male body.
ReplyDeleteDid you here that MOO? NARRY A VEGETABLE, LOTS OF FAT.
(She's ordering cases as we speak)
Flat shoes, decent suit and white blouse; something's definitely going on here. And I'd venture to say that it's an admissoin that they need the conservative vote. The disturbing thing about it is that having her suddenly dressing conservatively means that all along she's dressed wrong., on every occasion.
ReplyDeleteThe good thing is that you can lead a pig to the bathtub, but you can't make it eat the soap.
Geez! I should have proof read - I meant that sh'e s known she was dressing wrong all along, and so has her staff. It really has been a slap in our faces!! Somebody else jump in here. I'm going to the gym!!
ReplyDeleteBtw, I AM going to really miss Gibberish.
ReplyDeleteI already don't see 'grins and Gibbles' with Carney. He reminds me, though, of one of my favorites, Alton Brown (but without the wit, pathos and great snacks).
Real degrees or affirmative action degrees? O:-)
ReplyDelete<span>Depends. Real degrees or affirmative action degrees? O:-) </span>
ReplyDeleteSomebody clue her in : Real Men need meat and potatoes. Come to think of it, so do growing children.
ReplyDeleteI find it very disturbing too. I hope the "oathkeepers" are watching.
ReplyDeleteSince BO is pretending to be Reagan, maybe MO is pretending to be Mamie Eisenhower, or, Commanding General of the Supreme Soviet.
ReplyDeleteThe 'troop review' photo is designed to display MO in charge of, and comfortable with, power.
Is the curtain going up on The American Evita?
Excuse me, but what does the woman think she's doing? Reviewing the troops? Are you kidding me? I don't know how much more of this woman I can take. Even with this website to make me laugh, I honestly don't think I can take any more. It's bad enough when Barry plays "commander-in-chief," but to have Imelda MooChelle "reviewing" the troops makes me bat-s$it crazy.
ReplyDeleteThere is a bestselling book titled Think Like a Man; Act Like a Lady.
ReplyDeleteMOO's Version: Look Like a Man; Act Like a Fool.
LOL :-D
ReplyDelete$375 for a pin? That soldier could use that kind of money on something useful.
ReplyDeleteMe too!
ReplyDeleteThis new look of Moo is an improvement, but compared to how she usually looks and dresses, this new look should be considered Moos attempt at cross-dressing. Not natural.
ReplyDeleteNoelle - its the Mexican medeival drug delivery system. Probably a great invention from the Muslim world. They haven't invented anything in...1,000 years. I looked it up.
ReplyDeleteButton-down, tuck-in shirts are very difficult to keep in place and looking tidy, especially when you're sitting. With a jacket on top, the shirt (unless it's too tight) tends to spill out the front. My button-downs don't get worn a lot except with a vest on top to keep it all neat.
ReplyDeleteI mostly leave the man-shirt to the men. Somehow it works on them. (But I do love the Etro one I found second-hand.)
Obscene, how much she spends on her clothes & baubles. And she just has to parade herself, wherever she goes, whatever the occasion.
ReplyDeleteAnd why are they drinking plastic-bottled water? I thought that was a big no-no for the lefties.
Well said.
ReplyDeleteExtra pay for hazardous duty.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't say that she knows she's been dressing wrong. I think it's more like:
ReplyDelete"Those conservative, middle-American rubes are so backward and ignorant; they have no ability to appreciate my fashion-forward style. But we need to hoodwink them again in 2021. That means I'll have to wear fascist suits now and then, while hubby pretends to want America to do big things and doesn't blow a gasket when the libmedia all say he's like Reagan (because that's the strategy they agreed on at that pre-SOTU conclave, wink-wink)."
Sorry, "2012." Dear God, please don't let the madness go on till 2021!
ReplyDeleteI love Alton! The Food Channel has some of the best entertainment on TV.
ReplyDeleteSlap your typing hand. Right now.
ReplyDeleteThat's really funny.
ReplyDeleteHer arrogance knows no bounds!
ReplyDeleteGood for me - not for thee!
ReplyDeleteShe's cross dressing so she can present the image of commander in chief. I think visions of the presidency for herself do dance in her head
ReplyDeleteGetting Moo to dress properly is like teaching a pig to fly.
ReplyDeleteIn the end, the pig will be mad and the teacher will give up.
The new chief of staff will only last until she feels her sanity slipping or she gets a better offer..Meanwhile, what happens to the gazillion 'inappropriate' costumes ? Now that she has become an unofficial commandant ? I vote for an auction to 'benefit military families'..
oh damn, [forehead slap} there goes another flyin' pig!!!
WTF?????
ReplyDeleteWooden Jewelry?
Seems the Obama Regime and especially the East Wing have finally figured out where the Gift Office is (hint -- it falls under Hillary's capacious...er, domain). Another masterstroke of state capitalism, er gummint-industry partnership.
Kate Ross (she of the SOTU Lucite bangles...shudder) is designing wooden jewelry for a special line of Michelle Obama original jewelry made from White House wood, to be used as gifts for visiting dignitaries:
"The Chief of Protocols' office saw we did wood jewelry, and they wanted to have some things made by an American artist for Michelle Obama to give to visiting heads of state. They sent us this big chunk of wood from the White House lawn. We made some pieces with it and on each one we wrote, 'Designed Exclusively for Michelle Obama by Kara Ross.'"
(WWD)
I'm really intrigued by the phrase "big chunk of wood from the White House lawn". A tree branch? Did they take apart the swing set?
Torn between relief that the Os have figured out that the exchange of gifts between heads of state is a ceremonial event handled by, well, experts in protocol, diplomacy and history (not something you handle by regifting whatever you find lying around) and wondering how long it will take these items to turn up on E Bay.
I read that Ikram is no longer involved in her wardrobe since Dec. That's probably the reason for the change.
ReplyDelete<span>"That was the over-the-top, unacceptable suggestion
ReplyDeleteWe didn't approve but we couldn't prevent
The games of the wife of the President
But to give her pretensions encouragement
She's out of her depth, and out of the question"</span>
<span>--Evita</span>
Ok...before I type anything else...I WILL ADMIT I NEED TO GET A LIFE or at the least a hobby...but I was stuck in traffic a little while ago...thinking of our FLOTUS, reviewing the Troops...and how awkward the appearance of the longish, military type coat, the stride thru the ranks...how it all reminded me of something, someone...
ReplyDeleteObamito Me!chellini! She puts the Facist in Fashionista.
All these comparisons to Eva Peron are making me more than a little nervous. Let's all "reflect" on how Evita wanted to be Vice-President of Argentina. And she probably would've succeeded if she hadn't died of cervical cancer. If it starts to look like Joe Bite-me is out in 2012, we should seriously start to worry that Moo will want to take his place.
ReplyDeleteGaaahh!! Too scary!!!
<span>You know....it's been a few years since I've had to put a uniform on, but once upon a time, every 6 months I had to pass a physical fitness test AND have my body fat measured, and if I didn't measure up, I had mandatory fun, i.e., PT every morning at 6 am. And if I flunked the test 3 times in a row, I was administratively discharged from said military. I haven't checked what the MIL STDs are these days, but somehow, given the absolute mania a large part of this country has on dieting and working out, I doubt very much that they've relaxed the physical fitness/body fat standards.</span>
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<span>SO WHY THE HELL DOES THIS FAT COW COME PRANCING AROUND A MILITARY BASE WHINING ABOUT FAT ASSES?!?!?!?!?!?!</span>
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<span>Before I listen to one word about weight out of the mouth of The First Godzilla, I want her at the fat farm with a camera on her showing her sweating that lardass off. And when she's able to meet the military's physical fitness standards AND ONLY THEN will I even consider listening to this uneducated twit mouth off about a topic about which she is eminently unqualified to be flapping her lips about.</span>
What's really sick about that idea? The media would be all for it.
ReplyDeleteJust saw an excellent editorial in the Wash Times about 0bie trying to channel Reagan (the thought of which makes the bile rise). The editorial makes comparisons of what Reagan said/believed with 'What The Fake' 0bie says/believes.
ReplyDeleteSample comparisons:
<p>Reagan: “Man is not free unless government is limited.”
</p><p>0bama: Man is not limited unless government is free.
</p><p>
</p><p>Reagan: “Government programs, once launched, never disappear.”
</p><p>0bama: That’s the plan.
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/jan/28/editorial-obama-channeling-reagan-hardly/?page=1</p>
Just saw an editorial in the Wash Times about 0bie trying to channel Reagan (which just the thought of makes the bile rise). The editorial compares what Reagan said/believed with 'What The Fake' 0bie says/believes.
ReplyDeleteSample comparison:
<p>Reagan: “Man is not free unless government is limited.”
</p><p>Obama: Man is not limited unless government is free.
</p><p>
</p><p>Reagan: “Government programs, once launched, never disappear.”
</p><p>Obama: That’s the plan.
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/jan/28/editorial-obama-channeling-reagan-hardly/?page=1</p>
Just saw an editorial in the Wash Times about 0bie channeling Reagan. Compares what Reagan said/believed with 'What The Fake' 0bie says/believes. Sample comparison:
ReplyDeleteReagan: "Man is not free unless government is limited."
WTF 0bie: Man is not limited unless government is free.
Reagan: "Government programs, once launched, never disappear."
WTF 0bie: That's the plan.
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/jan/28/editorial-obama-channeling-reagan-hardly/?page=1
It makes me sick to see WTF 0bie hiding behind Reagan to try to fool the voters. I sure hope the sheeple remember and don't buy teh Zer0's line of 'baloney sandwich' again.
"Big chunk of wood from the White House lawn" heh, heh, heh.
ReplyDelete(Oh sure, I'm laughing. Butt there really isn't much funny around here today. Cairo's burning and we're delivering more gasoline.)
Oh, I think this life is working just fine for you. You've just promoted Lady M to facist dominatrix - it don't get no better than that!
ReplyDeleteAppropriate for the second oldest profession in the world, perhaps.
ReplyDeleteI can buy a pretty decent thrift store / consignment wardrobe for $375. In fact, I've done it a few times over.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the info, Anon
ReplyDeleteThanks, NoelleBK. That was me asking what she wore. It boggles the mind...
ReplyDelete"Big chunk of wood from the White House lawn"
ReplyDelete"Big Guy's head???"
Please don't give her ideas! They need those calories!!!
ReplyDeleteIf she had 'half a brain' or 'half a clue'...she would be wearing a simple American Flag pin on her left lapel.
ReplyDelete'You Talk the Talk; 'You Walk the Walk.'
Heard Mitchelle phoned in. It was a phony job to funnel money to her husband, Odrama. A made up job. When Odrama moved up, Mitchelle's job went away completely.
ReplyDeleteMitchelle reminds me of Shrillary. Fat pant suits.
ReplyDeleteIf it harms our military then she's for it!
ReplyDelete"American Evita"
ReplyDeleteOh, no! Don't go there. Don't even THINK of going there.
LOL! Steamer trays full of veggies and a soldier on the right wearing a "WTF" expression.
ReplyDeleteGreat point, MOTUS. FOX is headlining that Barry's between a rock and a hard place with Egypt. WTF? Evidently FOX has forgotten that Hosni Mubarek is the president of Egypt and Barack Obama is the president of Irrelevant. The only intelligent thing for him to do is STFU.
ReplyDeleteWhy is is always...ALWAYS...about Barry-O?
Why is this bitch traveling around on our dime? I thought she was the First Mom in Chief and she "was only as happy as the unhappiest daughter." This bitch wasn't elected to anything and she needs to stay in the White House, save us her travel money, and mother her own kids, especially the little fat national security risk.
ReplyDeleteDuring my counterculture adolescence, I would have brayed in protest at attending a charm school, but I would have probably learned a lot that would have been useful all my life. I wish they had charm schools for scruffy 50-somethings in my area.
ReplyDeleteYes, Mouse, I believe that Senator Moo or President Moo is a definite possibility in the Obots' minds.
ReplyDeleteAnd as crazy competitive as Moo is, I think she also is focusing on being more effective than Hilliary.
If the military buys from local farmers, that's okay with me. But we don't need a velour-clad cow prancing about and fly around the nation on our $ to achieve it. I wonder how many gfs went with her and what they ate and where they partied after the required hours with those dear, dear, dear military families.
They don't notice that it's because no one cares what Biden says. When a fool speaks no one listens.
ReplyDeleteThat is funny that once again they make sure that she gets photographed with an AfAm. But maybe we are over-analyzing it. He doesn't look too thrilled to be talking to her -- shyness, fear of offending the Boss' Wife, just not that into her?
ReplyDeleteCorrect, A.Men, the hospital did not hold the job for MO or even pretend to search for a replacement. They eliminated the job entirely.
ReplyDeleteAnyone who wants to completely understand the Chicago Machine - Ghetto mindset needs to read "Gang Leader for a Day." It's meant to be a sympathetic look at the world of the gang-ridden housing projects, but it illustrates a mindset that means the people involved will never get out of the tit-for-tat world and explains why idiots like Sharpton remain "leaders."
Local water in a glass not good enough for MO?
ReplyDeleteAs Mrs. of the Commander-in-Chief, does MO have any status in relation to the miiitary? They certainly don't salute her, I hope. Is this parade down a double line of soldiers just a courtesy shown the wife of the President? I surely hope so.
ReplyDeleteI despise the way this woman over-reaches her status and grasps and grasps for more power and attention. But then what can be expected from an aff-act who thinks that she's not Queen of the World only bec of white racism?
Creeper, Granny Jan has already been there -- go see her great video, "Michellita!"
ReplyDeleteI thougth the pin was a tribute to MO's eyebrows -- stiff, dark, and scary.
ReplyDeleteThere's MO staring at food and trying to remember what she has learned in her two-month crash course on nutitrition.
ReplyDeleteThis whole thing is as phoney as a two-dollar bill and I resent her flying around on the taxpayers' dollar pretending to have a cause. She wasn't elected to anything -- why is she center stage?
Absolutely, Chuck. I can see into her mind, I fear. "I'm not even getting paid for being FLOTUS, but I'll spend these 4 years collecting experience tick-marks and then I'll sashay back to Chicago, divorce Barry so I won't have baggage like Hilliary, and then I'll do a couple of years as Senator MO like BO did and I'll glide into the Presidency. I'll top BO by being the first AfAm FEMALE President."
ReplyDeleteI think her competitive delusions are mountainous. And since her husband got the Presidency without any pertinent experience, why should she hold back her fantasies?
In fact, to add a little more, they may be fantasizing of a direct hand-off of the Presidency from BO to MO. His "health problems" will be the excuse for his not running in 2012 and the spin will be that with her expertise and track record of accomplishments AND his wise advice in the less demanding role of First Spouse the nation will have a real win-win situation. And, of course, MO will be able to run again in 2016, giving us three terms of Obama God Presence. WTF!
ReplyDeleteI guess the gift baskets of veg "tied to" the White House Garden in Longaberger baskets "designed especially for Michelle Obama" didn't go over too well.
ReplyDeleteIs it usual for an item like this wooden jewelry to have "Specially Designed for Michelle Obama" on it? It seems sort of parading to me. After all, if it's given as a protocol gift people are going to know its background.
I know have used offensive language in the above and taken aim at a certain Wee Michelle, but today my anger has overridden my rules.
ReplyDeleteShe's a capitalist socialist pig, apparantly. Barry Boy has his books, MOO must have her own line of...something to get rich off of, being deluded with herself and all. It is most certain that she will write a book after they are no longer in the White House.
ReplyDeleteOh my - doesn't that sound nice?!
That riff on her viewing herself as a future CIC could be on the mark. And it opens up a whole new way of outfitting herself at zero expense to her - custom military uniforms!
ReplyDeleteWill something like this be next? She has come close in the past:
http://englishrussia.com/images/ww2_color/36.jpg
The way an overcoat should fit:
http://englishrussia.com/images/ww2_color/25.jpg
As she continues to eat ice cream and pie, these could provide an interesting coverup:
http://englishrussia.com/images/ww2_color/39.jpg
For really really really cold weather:
http://englishrussia.com/images/ww2_color/60.jpg
That riff on her viewing herself as a future CIC could be on the mark. And it opens up a whole new way of outfitting herself at zero expense to her - custom military uniforms!
ReplyDeleteWill something like this be next? She has come close in the past:
http://englishrussia.com/images/ww2_color/36.jpg
The way an overcoat should fit:
http://englishrussia.com/images/ww2_color/25.jpg
As she continues to eat ice cream and pie, these could provide an interesting coverup:
http://englishrussia.com/images/ww2_color/39.jpg
For really really really cold weather:
http://englishrussia.com/images/ww2_color/60.jpg
"Sorry, Ma'am. We don't have that in an over-the-knee model."
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"Sorry, Ma'am. We don't have that in an over-the-knee model."
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That slug pin could probably be duplicated [by a 4th grader] for less than $10.00 with a pinback fastener, Polymer clay, couple drops of paint, glue and a few CZs in an afternoon.. ;)
ReplyDeleteHe's seen how much MO got to jaunt around as FLOTUS.
ReplyDeleteI have a Facebook window open right now, and there is an ad for "Miraclebody Jeans." Oprah tells me that "Put them on, and suddenly you look 10 lbs. thinner."
ReplyDeleteSo what happens if you put on 5 pairs, one over the other...?