Saturday, May 28, 2011

A Polish Joke: How many terms does it take an Obama administration to screw democracy?

Big Guy’s last stop on his European vacation turned out to be a real highlight. He was really surprised and delighted with Poland, where he had important meetings,

polish assembly 

… met with important people,

flowers on floorOK, what wisenheimer put the floral arrangement on the floor? Couldn’t we get through this without a Polish joke?

and got to review the Polish honor guard:

this is what I'm looking for

troopsOh yeah, baby: this is what I’m talkin’ about!

thisissowhatiwant

This is exactly what Big Guy had in mind for his “civilian national security force” that's “just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded” as the military.

O-Team fall 2010 copyProposed jacket cover design for Big Guy’s next book: “I Have a Really Big dream”        Photo Credit: Lady M’s Fall Fabulosity

waitawhileWhoa! Maybe the goose-step is going a bit too far. I don’t want to make my Jewish voting block uneasy.

Big Guy told the Polish people that because of their history and their experience with throwing off the shackles of oppression in the pursuit of democracy, they can serve as an inspiration and guidepost for the nascent democracies in the Middle East. Remember when we used to provide that function?

Maybe we should take notes now on how it was that Poland managed to overthrow communism. You know, just in case we need to reference them at some future date? And it probably wouldn’t hurt to keep Lech Walesa's number in our electronic rolodex.

I know many of you were disappointed that Lady M decided to go home with a sick headache instead of accompanying Big Guy to Poland. Butt trust me, I saw what she had packed for that leg of the trip, and I think it was just as well.

Backward Blouses:

MICHELLE-OBAMA

 

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strange and ill-fitted suits:

annotated walmart suit

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…and colorful frocks:

michelleobama-bananarepublictotemarcbymarcjacobs

We don’t really need any more Polish jokes, do we? Especially if Lady M would be the butt of them.

Oh, and the answer to the joke: to be provided tomorrow. In the meantime, feel free to provide your own answers.

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175 comments:

  1. How about this? If a machine can sign for Barry, who else could?
    http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20066958-503544.html

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  2. I'm reposting from Pink Flamingo's yesterday comment  at her request and for your entertainment (?)

    <span><span>Pink Flamingo</span></span><span><span> (209.59.35.17)</span><img></img></span>
    <span>Here's something to make every one of us gag. Fair warning, if you go look at this, do not have coffee or any other liquid or food in your mouth - you have been warned!  
     
    From Yahoo Shine there is an article titled "Michelle 0bama goes glam and stays stylish while touring England and Ireland"  
    link: <span>http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/beauty/michelle-obama-goes-glam-and-stays-stylish-while-touring-england-and-ireland-2488806/#photoViewer=1</span>  
     
    Scroll down and click on 'view and submit comments about this post' and the majority of comments are from 0bots fawning over Her Crapulousness. Read them at your peril - have a slop bucket near your computer if you have a weak stomach. The comments about how slender m00 is are especially sickening.  
     
    Fortunately there are a few sane people (anyone from here?) pointing out what we all know about m00ch. Butt I am flabbergasted (and my flabber doesn't get gasted very often). Who are these people who either can't see or can't think?  
     
    I'm posting this late so hopefully someone will pick it up and throw it into Saturday's thread as I might not be online until later in the day</span>

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  3. This is from Pink Flamingo, yesterday, reposted at her suggestion for your information and entertainment (!?!)

    <span><span>Pink Flamingo</span></span>
    <span></span>
    <span></span><span>Here's something to make every one of us gag. Fair warning, if you go look at this, do not have coffee or any other liquid or food in your mouth - you have been warned!  
     
    From Yahoo Shine there is an article titled "Michelle 0bama goes glam and stays stylish while touring England and Ireland"  
    link:
    <span>http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/beauty/michelle-obama-goes-glam-and-stays-stylish-while-touring-england-and-ireland-2488806/#photoViewer=1</span>  
     
    Scroll down and click on 'view and submit comments about this post' and the majority of comments are from 0bots fawning over Her Crapulousness. Read them at your peril - have a slop bucket near your computer if you have a weak stomach. The comments about how slender m00 is are especially sickening.  
     
    Fortunately there are a few sane people (anyone from here?) pointing out what we all know about m00ch. Butt I am flabbergasted (and my flabber doesn't get gasted very often). Who are these people who either can't see or can't think?  
     
    I'm posting this late so hopefully someone will pick it up and throw it into Saturday's thread as I might not be online until later in the day
    </span>

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  4. And Chickaboomer advises me that the AOTUS has it's own Twitter Account!

    You might want to follow, before it burns out:

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  5. I had a laugh at Chicaboomer where they have the pciture of BO "restraining" IMF guy: One comment says "Chambermaid costume by Alexander MacQueen"

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  6. <span>I had a laugh at Chicaboomer where they have the pciture of BO "restraining" IMF guy: One comment says "Chambermaid costume by Alexander McQueen"</span>

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  7. PortiaElizabethMay 28, 2011 11:30 AM

    How many terms does it take an Obama administration to screw democracy?

    Half of one, so far.

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  8. Answer to the joke?  1/24th of one term.

    March 2009. That's when he fired the CEO of GM.  We should have gotten him out on the golf course way back then - he might not have closed hundereds of car dealerships and given them to someone else in May 2009 if he had been on the links.

    The worst part about the joke?  It's not a joke.

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  9. How many terms?

    As many as we will let him have.  He will go on and on and on. 

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  10. I was glad to see Lech said he would not meet with BOo.  Good for him.  He earned his Nobel by actually helping with peace, whereas BOo got his for starting one and continuing two other wars.

    I think of that MOo blouse as "comings and goings".  I'm not going to even look at what it must have cost.  It seems she doesn't care what the clothes look like, as long as they are expensive. 

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  11. Ok, technically, the kinetic military action (or whatever) started after he got the Nobel.  So he earned it for being half black/muslim and half Irish.

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  12. MO is our First Real Desperate Housewife of Washington, DC.

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  13. Montana ReaderMay 28, 2011 11:50 AM

    and half/a$$ed everything........

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  14. MOTUS, I think I know why FBOTUS went home.  Remember last year when Carla blabbed about her whining re: how difficult it was to be FLOTUS?  I have a feeling she vowed then and there never to speak to Carla again.

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  15. Funny...one guy says, "It would be good to read the law first" and another says, "It will set the precedent for a robot president" (Isn't that what we have now...oh, I guess what we have now is a puppet. Almost the same.

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  16. That photo of MOOch on the tarmac looks as if she's being restrained -also looks as if she is extremely under the weather.

    I read elsewhere that the o has now destroyed Memorial Day by proclaiming it a "Day of Peace".  Are you listening, veterans who voted for him?  Are you listening, American Military and families?

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  17. MO went home because Carla will always outshine her,,,especially now that she is pregnant. How could MO upstage that?

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  18. How many terms will it take for BO to screw democracy?
    His minions screwed it before he started when they gave him the primaries, the nomination, and the election..

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  19. He's just working out the details now.

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  20. Another answer:
    How many devils are sitting on BO's Pinhead?

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  21. Another question:
    <span>How many devils are sitting on BO's Pinhead?</span>

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  22. My kneejerk reaction to that chandelier photo was "Phantom of the Opera".

    Wicked.

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  23. My kneejerk reaction to that chandelier photo was "Phantom of the Opera".

    Wicked.

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  24. Not only "expensive" but "expansive".

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  25. PortiaElizabethMay 28, 2011 1:05 PM

    So witty! Is AOTUS related to you?

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  26. Yep. And all those Mickie Mice and Doald Ducks registered for vote to get Obama Money.

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  27. Charming RichardMay 28, 2011 1:13 PM

    A  leader  leads, Lech Walesa's stinging "SNUB" demonstrates the decent and proper response to a con-man drunk with power.

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  28. Notice how they have to find fault with the Kate.  They know she looks much better than MO, so they have to 'take her down a notch'. 

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  29. Another question might be, "How many KMA days does it take to make a week?"

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  30. http://abcnews.go.com/International/libya-crisis-obama-moammar-gadhafi-ultimatum/story?id=13164938

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  31. Senators questioning BO's authority to use autopen:



    The White House is defending the use of the autopen, but it will release a photo of the signing machine or even disclose the name of the manufacturer or model number of the device.
    Great, be sure we get the model and serial number of this robot, in case we need to return it for repairs.  Also does it get a red box like the nuclear thingabob?

    You'll be glad to know that originally AOTUS was used to send out requests for ccontributions. ...Just more Obama ingenuity here.

    Read more: http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20066958-503544.html#ixzz1NfZlCh4z

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  32. <span>Senators questioning BO's authority to use autopen:  
     
    The White House is defending the use of the autopen, but it will release a photo of the signing machine or even disclose the name of the manufacturer or model number of the device.  
    Great, be sure we get the model and serial number of this robot, in case we need to return it for repairs.  Also does it get a red box like the nuclear thingabob?  
     
    You'll be glad to know that originally AOTUS was used to send out requests for ccontributions. ...Just more Obama ingenuity here.  
     
    Read more: http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20066958-503544.html#ixzz1NfZlCh4z</span>

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  33. Now he can sign bills and make all of his decrees from the golf course...

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  34. Actually, the article did not say that Lech didn't want to meet him..he had another engagement....which is the ususal good excuse, but he went on to say that he wished BO well and that he expected BO to be a big help to Poland. Further, Lech said he would see BO at a later date.

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  35. With prepaid credit cards from who knows where.

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  36. Most of the remarks I saw were quite critical, not necessarily literate, but pretty much the same as here, just not as snarky.
    One asked Moo to auction her gowns and give the proceeds to people who are suffering. Love it, should we start a petition ?

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  37. Over at NQ, there is this on Debbie Wasserman-Schultz:
    http://www.noquarterusa.net/blog/2011/05/28/debbie-wasserman-schultz-putz/

    And Oowawa posted this nifty picture showing Debbie rushing to greet BO.. .Reggie backing away (where is our body language expert?)

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  38. The blouse is over $900, the belt $875..Nothing's too good for our girl.
    The problem is, she is not supposed to accept expensive gifts and even if she's paying wholesale, she is supposed to report the difference between what she pays and the retail price as a 'gift' on their income taxes.
    But who's going to challenge her and risk the "R" card ?

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  39. Answer:  It took one day of the first term, if he gets a second term, we might as well go live in Poland, Nazi era.

    PS:  Luv the photo's, esp. that goose stepping one, bet barry got some real leg tingles there.  Since he was in Poland, HE is the ULTIMATE POLISH JOKE.  He'll probably be claiming ancestors from there too.

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  40. calconservgirlMay 28, 2011 2:50 PM

    Kate could wear nothing but "mall" clothes for her entire reign and she would always outclass MEMEMEchelle.  **The article yesterday from the NY Post was uplifting - the vast majority of the comments were anti Obummers.  There is HOPE for CHANGE. 

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  41. http://sablegsd.myopenid.com/May 28, 2011 2:57 PM

    She looks like a 12 year old tweener at a Justin Beiber concert.  Disgusting.  I will never understand what people see in this donk.

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  42. Not ony the R card but the IRS card...

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  43. O/T but new oil found in TX...now if we can get TX back from Mexico, we might have something.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/28/business/energy-environment/28shale.html?_r=1

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  44. I, and probably others, sent your AOTUS/Twitter info to Drudge and it's now posted there..See your influence at work.

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  45. And she's got as big a butt as FBOTUS.  Looks like she's using the same "fashion consultant", too.

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  46. sows, I've been hearing for years about how much shale oil there is.  The problem is that it costs SO much to get it out of the ground.  If you think gas prices are high now, wait till they start fracking the shale for it.  $8.00/gallon or I'll eat my hat.

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  47. We probably wouldn't be trying to develop it, even if it were practical...

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  48. Power grabbers are everywhere:

    http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2011/05/28/2333197/church-fined-for-improper-tree.html

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  49. "My people will call your people.  We'll do lunch?"

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  50. "My people will call your people.  We'll do lunch?"

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  51. "My people will call your people.  We'll do lunch?"

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  52. She'd probably say, they have to be held for posterity's sake, for her museum.

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  53. The autopen is totally unnecessary. From: http://www.usconstitution.net/consttop_law.html

    "The President may sign the bill at any time after its deliverance. If it sits unsigned for more than the 10-day period, it becomes law regardless of his signature or not. The exception to this 10-day period is commonly called a pocket veto. In a pocket veto, the President can kill a bill if it goes unsigned and Congress adjourns prior to the 10-day time limit. The term "pocket veto" comes from the fact that if the President knows an adjournment is coming, he can place the bill in his pocket and forget about it. Note that the general interpretation of the adjournment needed for a pocket veto does not include short-term adjournments; only when the Congress adjourns "sine die," or, basically, for good. This might be when a Congress ends before the next begins, or during an extended adjournment during a seasonal break."

    The autopen could lead to fraud - what if there was a crisis and a bill showed up with the presiden's signature, but the president did not sign or authorize the autopen? Who verifies what is an actual presidential signature? Yes, I know, they claim the president has to provide an authorization code. Butt I'll bet that somewhere there is a 14 year old hacker who can figure out how to do it.

    In this age, no matter where the president is, we have some very fast aircraft capable of moving a courier and documents.

    0'Baka did not have to use the autopen and it is a bad precedent. The legality should be questioned. IMHO it is simply another way that he has abused the law and flipped us the rigid digit.

    OTOH, if we could get impeachment passed, I'll find the 14 year old to crack the autopen codes for BiteMe's signature. Boehner better sign in person or we will take away his orange tanning products.

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  54. Heh. Has anybody seen our 21st century James Bowie? Davey Crockett? John Wayne? We may need to storm the Alamo.

    I'll go with our 21st century Fox: Sarah.

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  55. I still say the o is so many nationalities I am forced to think Stanley Anne fooled around.

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  56. the woman is off her meds.

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  57. Actually, fracking technology has advanced significantly from the late 90's and is now butt a fraction of the cost required in the early going. Regulation and EPA requirements will ensure that's not going to remain the case for long.

    Don't ask me how I know these things, they're just embedded in my hard drive.

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  58. You are absolutely right, Pink...just BO trying to undercut the law, as usual. Bad precedent, indeed. That seems to be all we're getting these days.

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  59. No, AOTUS isn’t even a shirt-tail relative: we do everything reflectively so as not to leave a permanent record. He/she may be related to TOTUS  though. I’ll ask him.

    PS. I would have called him/her A-POTUS.

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  60. Wow! Is this a wonderous universe, or what?

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  61. And autopen begat deceptopen...(idea from a post at AOTUS)

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  62. I'm thinking that the commenters slobbering over Michelle Antoinette are paid trolls in the White House basement. Or maybe it's that new guy BO hired to monitor the Internet.

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  63. Butt you can't exactly expect him to be thrilled to meet with a man who's trying to enstall the very system of government he fought against his entire life.

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  64. Thank you for bringing this forward MOTUS! Thought it might provide some additional snark fodder, not that we really need it because you get us started so well every day. I should stay away from sites like mrs 0 and other fawning m00ch articles, they make me angry and ruin my day. mPFG unit says I get very cranky when I read that crap and it requires martinae meds to mellow me out. Butt he understands that's part of his job description.

    The comments on the Yahoo news articles often display a lower level of intelligence and/or education than the high standards here. We may make the occasional mistake (guilty here!) but nowhere near the ignorance on display there that makes you wonder what happened to our education system.

    When I first saw the comments last night (mPFG unit was out with the boys) they were disgustingly gushing in favor of m00ch. Could it be with daylight the daily cuss and huffypuffy vampire kids have to get back in their cribs and real people venture forth?

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  65. <span>Butt you can't exactly expect him to be thrilled to meet with a man who's trying to install the very system of government he fought against his entire life.</span>

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  66. The other side of the coin is how many terms with a conservative administration will it take to recover from 0'Baka?

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  67. like so many academic questions, the answer is "it depends"

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  68. Creeper - I think you're on to her!

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  69. BO's secret laws:
    http://www.washingtonsblog.com/2011/05/weve-gone-from-nation-of-laws-to-nation.html

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  70. While the Duchess is rather thin, she looks healthy and happy. The complaints of Kate being too thin come from those who say m00ch is slender. Yeah - put me up next to m00ch and I would look thin!

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  71. I was going to mention fracking...but there is a problem, at least in NYS with fracking for natural gas. Apparently, water supplies are being contaminated in the areas being developed,

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  72. MathMom, those closed dealerships are a source of great frustration and anger in our home since mPFG knew many of them across the country. While a few of the dealerships deserved to be closed most of them were viable businesses employing sales, service, parts, and office staff. Most of them were in smaller cities and towns where it was often more difficult to find new jobs. Finally, most small dealerships are typical small family businesses (not like the big corporate chains) and probably more conservative. We saw the 0'Baka crony capitalism emerge. Feeding big corporations, banks and Wall St. at the expense of Main Street has been one of the main reasons we are still in a rolling recession. Main Street is our economic engine. 0'Baka gives it purple lip service but his actions show his real fascist agenda.

    Closing the small dealerships pushed customers to the larger stores, where without any competition from smaller town stores, the final negotiated price went up (gross profit per vehicle sold). Say what you will about car dealers - much of it is true butt there are/were many family dealerships that did their best to stay away from the worst business practices.

    Better stop now, feeling the onset of martinae med requirement and it's too early here.

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  73. He seemed to be hedging his bet...is that the phrase I want?

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  74. Thought balloon above the saluting Chief Master Sergeant: "That does it. I'm putting in for a transfer."

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  75. Unfortunately, that article is available only if you subscibe to the paper...but we do get the idea..BO is the be all and the end all of politicians.

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  76. And you are correct - barky's alleged parents barry sr. and stan-anne both did a lot of fooling around, mentally and physically. No wonder 0'Baka is a confused mess with socialistic tendencies. The worst of all worlds.

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  77. CA's Environmental Quality Act will impact fireworks and other events...will need impact studies before permits issuedL
    http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/2011/may/27/fireworks-shows-need-environmental-review/

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  78. MOTUS, do we know where Big Guy, Lady M, Units 1&2, and Lady M's mom plan to spend Memorial Day?  Will Big Guy actually show up at Arlington National Cemetery and lay a wreath, as he has done in various European countries this week?

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  79. Part of the la raza plan. Can't fly the U.S. flag because some illegal might get offended, and can't have 4th of July fireworks. Next on the list: apple pie?

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  80. There was a huge dealership in Hempstead, TX, Lawrence Marshall, that disappeared virtually overnight about that time. They sold over a thousand vehicles a month, but Chrysler Credit cut them off?  I question the timing, as they say.

    About that time I was still capable of recounting every assault on property rights and free market principles and fairness and constitutionality that had been made by the Obozo administration.  Wish I would have kept a diary of "hope and change - just bend over and think of England" because newer outrages eclipsed older ones at such a rapid pace I was stunned.  But Barky also hurt me personally. He took my GM bonds and gave them to the freaking union.  I didn't even get a thank-you note. He took centuries of history and settled law about property rights and the rights of bond holders and turned them upside down, and no one took him out in handcuffs.  That SOB took my wealth and spread it around.

    My disdain for this evil man is extreme.  I sincerely hope that Sarah Palin runs, and needles him until he cries and blows up and starts screaming profanities, and displays his inner @$$#0le for all the fawning world to see.  

    But when I see Tom Hanks in England looking like a 17-year-old with a crush, I fear not just for an actor whose skills I admire and whom I thought had a brain, but for the country, if those who like Tom Hanks are still under the anesthesia do not awaken in time.  

    Run, Sarah, run.  Beat Barky like a rented mule.

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  81. He might go throw a rose (cf Ground Zero, 9/11/08).

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  82. Creeper, they have been fracking as long as they've been drilling.  Often you need to frack to get the oil to start flowing through the sandstone - you make bigger cracks in it.

    There are places where natural gas gets in underground water by natural means, and the water on the surface will ignite.  Just like in the Gulf of Mexico, it leaks oil all by itself - didn't need a blowout from the BP rig to get that started.

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  83. <p>sowsear, they have been fracking as long as they've been drilling.  Often you need to frack to get the oil to start flowing through the sandstone - you make bigger cracks in it.  
    </p><p> 
    </p><p>There are places where natural gas gets in underground water by natural means, and the water on the surface will ignite.  Just like in the Gulf of Mexico, it leaks oil all by itself - didn't need a blowout from the BP rig to get that started.
    </p>

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  84. Don't know about Memorial Day but he's supposed to "comfort" the residents of Joplin tomorrow.  Those poor people.

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  85. Could it be with daylight the daily cuss and huffypuffy vampire kids have to get back in their cribs and real people venture forth?

    If only...

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  86. calconservgirlMay 28, 2011 5:56 PM

    Maybe too early for marinae - but mimosas are a breakfast drink.

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  87. Dewey tells me there are many, many in Detroit who share your feelings. And your pain.

    The damage is immeasurable.

    Is it late enough for marinae yet? It is a holiday weekend, perhaps the rules could be bent a bit?

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  88. Half of one, so far.

    Funny! Depressing as hell, butt funny.

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  89. calconservgirlMay 28, 2011 6:04 PM

    Ane Eric Holder on your case.

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  90. yes, butt now "hedging" has been vilified too. Once it was considered prudent. Note to D.C. doofuses: hedging - NOT the same as speculating. Speculating equals gambling. Gambling is not a part of capitalism. Get rid of it. Gambling I mean. Except in Vegas, baby. Hedging, used correctly, is what conservative investors have been doing for decades.

    Idiots. The ones in D.C. I mean.

    I think it's time for martinae now. Note to self: put soapbox away for the night.

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  91. Yes, who said that The One can redefine all our holidays. Disgusting egomaniac.

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  92. That makes sense. She hates being one of a crowd, too. She's TOO SPECIAL MOO - and the photos among normal people who have a cultured background are so often hilarious.

    I suspect, too, that she considers herself to be more than a first lady and felt she should have been hobnobbing with the leaders.

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  93. Am watching old movies today..Tora,Tora,Tora and Patton and next..Apocolypse Now.   During commericials they allow a soldier from Iraq or Afganistan speak, say Hi to the family and how proud they are to be Americans.
    We have a lot to be grateful for and our valiant soldiers who keep us safe and serve their country are near the top of the list.  God Bless Them All.

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  94. I remember Gretchen Carlson from F&Friends saying her father's GM dealership was taken by Zippy, had been in the family for years and was a stable employer of many in a small town up north.

    It's 5:00 somewhere so drink those Ti Martoonies.  I've been sampling my golden margaritas this afternoon.  the sun was high.  :)

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  95. PS saw you on The Connection at lucianne.com today, MOTUS!  And I had to put in a good word for Michelle's Mirror.  You DO get around.

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  96. You will notice he is everything except AMERICAN!

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  97. I think it would be most appropriate if they turned their backs on him when he started to talk to them.  He's a day late and a dollar short!

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  98. Auto-pens have been used for years, but only for things like the Christmas card, autographed pictures, and other similar things where the President doesn't have time to do them because they send them out in huge numbers. It is never used for official signatures. It is NOT a substitute for a live signing.

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  99. Yes, he's still pushing money for the poor Mooslems:
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110528/ap_on_re_eu/eu_obama

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  100. This bill had a deadline, if it wasn't signed by the deadline, it would be dead. It was a renewal of certain parts of the Patriot Act.

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  101. Well, I don't know about martinae, but I do know that Margaritas have lime juice in them, which is a citrus, and orange juice is a citrus and widely considered a breakfast drink, so I figure why not drink Margaritas at breakfast?

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  102. So eating a couple of Polish sausages makes you Polish? Who knew?

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  103. InjaininjuneerMay 28, 2011 7:40 PM

    Does AOTUS have a birth certificate? And, if so, was she born in the U.S.?

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  104. Yeah, Hemptstead, TX is in the farmland about 50 miles outside of Houston, and Lawrence Marshall was the major employer in that town. Every time I drive through there and see acres of empty parking lot where there used to be thousands of new cars for sale, and I just about cry.

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  105. Frank Marshall Davis?  Mentioned as a mentor in Obama's (oops - Ayers) book "Dreams of My Father."  Just asking.

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  106. <span></span> A Polish Joke: How many terms does it take an Obama administration to screw democracy? Terms?!?!  Terms!?!?  We don't need no stinking terms!!!!

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  107. I, too, lost money in the GM deal, and am/was as outraged as you.  My first thought at the time was that I was glad my father was not alive anymore to witness such a travesty.  My second thought was that I wished he was alive, as he would have raised such a ruckus that they would not have been able to ignore.

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  108. There are a lot of things wrong with Wasserman-Schultz, but I won't go into those now.  What I want to know is why women politicians always hug, instead of doing a unisex businesslike handshake?  I'm no feminist, but I wonder why it is considered appropriate for a male politician to hug a female one, and a female one to want a hug.  Makes us look like little girls.

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  109. Didn't he also redefine 9-11 as a "Day of service"?  Next he will declare Presidents Day as Obama Day.

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  110. InjaininjuneerMay 28, 2011 7:50 PM

    AnonnA, I think you've hit it. She would have felt dissed to be sent off on the spouse's program. She likes those photo ops of herself with world leaders.

     Perhaps, and only MOTUS can tell us, in Mitchell's apartment she has all those photos framed, with Boo cut out of them.

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  111. The people who are complaining are the ones who had good water until someone near them sold their land for gas development...What is the answer. I do not know.

    Our summer place is on the St. Lawrence...Across the river in Canada, there are wind turbines as far as the eyes can see. Now some on the American side are selling their land to wind farm companies...What used to be a beautiful area is now becoming the land of giant, noisy machines. Too bad these turbines can't be built and operated on all of the abandoned farm land well behind the water's edge.

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  112. Every single liberal is officially off their meds in my book. 

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  113. Actually the worst that I have read is that he has designated our soldiers as NATO.  There was an article at No Quarter that said when we hear of NATO soldiers being killed, they are actually American soldiers, but Obama and the media don't want us  to think he is getting our soldiers killed.  BTW, if he killed BinLaden, I think he also must own getting our soldiers being killed on his shoulders.

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  114. PortiaElizabethMay 28, 2011 8:07 PM

    The part of BO that's Polish is the dupa.

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  115. Yes, we aren't supposed to have any boots on the ground...other than those 2200 marines he sent immediately after he said No boots, yada, yada

    (Plus all of the air power, drones and ships.)

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  116. Psst...not Memorial Day, Peace Day has been decreed.

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  117. I wonder if Mrs O's fan club was outsourced to India?

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  118. Supply of helium has been mismanaged:
    http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/29/us/29helium.html?hp

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  119. Just another photo-op for The Fauxs.

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  120. Sarkozy said that BO is crazy...but they still play the game out in the  open. Mo can't quite pull  that off with Carla, can she?

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  121. Obama "Ministry of Truth" sounds like something the Nazi's would have dreamed up:
    http://www.larrysinclair.org/2011/05/24/obama-2012-fight-the-smears-blogger/

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  122. Noelle&#39;s Bootcut KittenpantsMay 28, 2011 9:05 PM

    MOTUS, when was Lady M in Michigan?

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  123. To them, EVERY day is Obama Day.

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  124. Even when Carla's 9 months along, she'll still be tiny standing next to the Mooch.

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  125. Back in 2008, I found it very telling when BO shook hands with Hillary while keeping his left hand in his pocket....
    Talkabout body language

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  126. I live in ND and there's all kinds of frackin' goin' on!

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  127. Thanks 3x: I do like to flit around! Under the radar, of course.

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  128. Did the Autopen write the birth certificate?

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  129. Daddy could be anyone,  but I go with Malcolm X...Unfortunately, I've lost the best comparison picture, but see below anyway.

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  130. Shoot...we're all suffering.  Get in line for the loot! I've never suffered more (childbirth was intense, but thankfully shorter than 4 years!)

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  131. You can almost hear him breathing over your shoulder.

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  132. Really funny.

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  133. Here is an interesting link re: BO's parentage
    http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/29/us/29helium.html?hp

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  134. SUCH interesting info!  I won't forget it.  Thanks.

    It reminds me of what the o is doing with waivers for healthcare.  I need to remember that and here's the bridge.

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  135. And voter machine technicians from the SEIU.

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  136. NBK...How did you come by that receipt? Is it legit?

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  137. YES!  You go, Jayne!

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  138. OMG! And in Menomonee! - in the UP, eh? Right on the MI/WI border. She must have been visiting the loyalists in WI - trying to keep the morale of the teachers and state workers up as they fight the man.

    Butt cold water lobster? I know Lake Michigan and Lake Superior are very cold, butt I didn't think they had any lobsters: just lots of imported zebra mussels, and soon, Asian jumping carp. All "undocumented workers"

     
    http://www.youtube.com/v/x3Bf0WhvsNk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="170" height="140


    doesn't look like my embed is going to work, so here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3Bf0WhvsNk

    It is so worth watching. So far they've only gotten as far as Chicago, butt once they get into Lake Michigan, these voracious fish are expected to annhilate native Lake trout, whitefish, perch, Walleye and carefully nurtured salmon. You'll see why.

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  139. EXACTLY what I grew up with.  she's right, you know.

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  140. You forgot Egyptian, Kenyan, Indonesian, English....

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  141. Same thing happens with natural gas in coal areas.  There are places where there is flame coming out of the ground, burning off gas that seeps up through cracks in the ground. There are lots of gas deposits in coal formations. 

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  142. The best evidence showing family resemblances:
    http://hillbuzz.org/2011/01/28/great-merciful-zeus-have-you-seen-the-forensic-video-comparing-obamas-physical-features-to-malcom-littlemalcom-x/

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  143. Guess they'll be able to finally cross his name off the "missing" list.

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  144. Here is the video:
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  145. Our grandkids have been catching mostly predator fish off of our dock the last couple of years...We're on the Seaway.

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  146. sowsear - I knew there was a lot of hand-wringing about fracking lately, and from my time in the oil patch I know it's not new.  If someone has a new phenomenon in their area since fracking for gas, it must be investigated.  There may be a connection.

    But I assumed it was just another snail darter, spotted owl, polar bear, delta smelt - ANYTHING to keep exploration for gas and oil from happening here.

    When my finals are done, I'm going to do some research on this, and until I know more about what I'm talking about, I'll put a bung in it.

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  147. Do you suppose MOo will send the Sarkozys one of the WH onsies for the new baby?

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  148. I saw the receipt earlier.  Think the point was they used food stamps to buy lobster  and steaks.  How nice for them.  And with our tax dollars.

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  149. Was he protecting Little Barky, or the banty huevos, you think?  

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  150. The Westboro *freaks are also supposed to show up in Joplin tomorrow.

    *no offense intended to freaks. I will not call these inbred idiots a church. A REAL church would send a group to help, not to brandish hateful slogans.

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  151. So you're from Wisconsin, MOTUS? When I heard you on the radio, I thought you might be.

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  152. Madame deFargeMay 28, 2011 11:20 PM

    We stopped having fireworks in Monterey last year because the town is broke...guess that's one way BooBoo can kill our national celebrations.

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  153. Back on March 21 2010 RedState had a thread where commenters could list everything that the 0-baka regime had done that should be investigated. I think they were hoping that if things went the right way in November 2010 the new R-word House would get busy and really investigate the deliberate destruction that the regime had already caused. Here's the list: http://www.redstate.com/erick/2010/03/21/list-of-items-for-the-gop-to-begin-investigating-once-they-take-back-power/
    There were a lot of entries to that list and 0-baka had only been in office 14 months. Like MathMom I cannot recall all the things that 0-baka has done that are illegal and destructive to the U.S.

    There is a website called The 0bama Timeline http://www.colony14.net/index.html
    that tracks 0bama from when he was born through today. Get past the ads trying to sell books and the timeline is in two parts. 683 pages or so. There are probably other websites collected 0bama transgressions.

    These are all things that every Republican candidate for POTUS should know and use frequently to pressure 0bama on his outright mistakes and illegal activities. Absolute high pressure steam on 0-baka's misdeeds all day and Every.Frickin'.Day.Till.Election. He can't take it. He will implode way before November 2012.

    Written by m PF unit - f PF unit is stressed out butt now relaxing with martinae and I'm going to join her.

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  154. <span>Back on March 21 2010 RedState had a thread where commenters could list everything that the 0-baka regime had done that should be investigated. I think they were hoping that if things went the right way in November 2010 the new R-word House would get busy and really investigate the deliberate destruction that the regime had already caused. Here's the list: http://www.redstate.com/erick/2010/03/21/list-of-items-for-the-gop-to-begin-investigating-once-they-take-back-power/  
    There were a lot of entries to that list and 0-baka had only been in office 14 months. Like MathMom I cannot recall all the things that 0-baka has done that are illegal and destructive to the U.S.  
     
    There is a website called The 0bama Timeline http://www.colony14.net/index.html  
    that tracks 0bama from when he was born through today. Get past the ads trying to sell books and the timeline is in two parts. 683 pages or so. There are probably other websites collecting 0bama transgressions.  
     
    These are all things that every Republican candidate for POTUS should know and use every day to pressure 0bama. Absolute high pressure steam on 0-baka's misdeeds all day and Every.Frickin.Day.Till.Election. He can't take it. He will implode way before November 2012.  
     
    Written by m PF unit - f PF unit is stressed out butt now relaxing with martinae and I'm going to join her.</span>

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  155. I looked yesterday, had lots of fun with somebody saying that MO is 'statuesque'.

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  156. Here are the latest NATO (American) troops killed:
    http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/05/26/7-nato-service-members-killed-afghanistan/

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  157. My high school sweetheart was Polish...and I do remember hearing some words...dupa is one of them.

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  158. These seem to be individual home owners who are complaining...but I haven't put any time into verifying anyone's story.
    I think natural gas could be a good source of power...but I don't want to ruin the water supply either.
    What scares me are the stories that some very rich people have been buying up water rights (The Bush family in South or Central America and Ted Turner in the US, for a couple).

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  159. Maybe The Os will bring their paint cans/brushes so they can paint flowers on the debris.

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  160. But is it a real person's receipt? And how did it get here?

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  161. "banty huevos" LOL

    Make that hummingbird huevos =-O

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  162. OMG!  Lawrence Marshall?  My car came from there!  I can't believe they're closed.  You're right.  They were huge.  People from Houston came there in droves because they had the best prices.

    Crap!

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  163. Environmentalists live in fear that someone, somewhere is having fun.

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  164. Wow, ugly woman!

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  165. Thanks for the linkies m PF unit! It is hard to stay of top of these things; as Lilly Tomlin said, "No matter how cynical I get, I just can't keep up."

    I hope both of the PF units enjoyed your martinae and are feeling better this morning.

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  166. ...and it's not them, damn it!

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  167. Sowsear never sleeps! LOL.

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  168. Pretty close Avo, across the Big Lake on the Michigan side.

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  169. (Waves at MOTUS) Fer sure! I grew up near the Frozen Tundra. Not everybody knows about the UP, so that was my other tipoff.

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  170. Noelle&#39;s Bootcut KittenpantsMay 30, 2011 12:23 PM

    Well, to be fair, there are plenty of statues of the Buddha.

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  171. Noelle&#39;s Bootcut KittenpantsMay 30, 2011 12:29 PM

    Sowsear, I got it from Weasel Zippers. The comments there indicate it's for real. Someone wrote "D" next to the "EBT" designation, but it seems to be legit.

    Diet Mountain Dew paired with porterhouse and lobster? How...gauche.

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