Friday, June 3, 2011

It Might Be Time to Stick Your Head in the Sand

After turning out our $2 million dinner plate at the Department of Agriculture yesterday, (Wow! even Big Guy’s fundraisers can’t charge that much!)

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in our summery, stripey topped frock

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we had to prepare for our next big event: this year’s Architectural Award Ceremonies.

We didn’t really want to go, butt since it was the Pritzker Prize, and we’ve been the recipient of the Chicago based Pritzker family’s largesse in the past we felt obliged. This year’s award went to Portuguese architect Eduardo Souto de Moura whose work embodies a style that, in Big Guy’s own words, is as “effortless as it is beautiful.”

Boy, I’ll say, at least the effortless part:

 pritzkerPhoto Paula Rego Museum in Cascais Portugal by Eduardo Souto de Moura. Credit Luis Ferreira AlvesPaula Rego Museum in Cascais, Portugal, by Eduardo Souto de Moura. Credit: Luis Ferreira Alves

I’m no architectural expert or anything, butt the winning entry’s minimalist style reminds me more of a child’s sand castle than an architectural jewel. 

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In his remarks, Big Guy confessed to once harboring dreams of becoming an architect himself. He had to drop out though, when he found out you had to take math. As he told the crowd:


"I expected to be more creative than I turned out, so I turned to politics instead,"

Heh. As if there’s no creativity in politics! Big Guy has been displaying his creative tendencies since he was sworn in. Take the economy for example; he’s found creative ways month after month to report bad news cleverly disguised as unexpectedly good news.

Butt unfortunately, even he’s getting tapped out now and this week’s reports are starting to emerge in their unvarnished state. And as you see by the looks on his and Lady M’s face, it isn’t pretty any more:

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p6 Sheesh! They look like Pat and Dick Nixon. (Sorry, I know I promised no more weiner jokes.)

Here are a few of the random bits of this week’s economic news: Fewest number of jobs created in last 8 months (66% lower than expected). Housing starts down (again). Housing prices down (again.) Consumer confidence down (again). Unemployment rate, up (again).  No wonder the sour faces.

It’s as if the R-words drove the economy off the cliff in an American made 4-wheel drive vehicle:

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Big Guy’s team came in to clean up the mess:

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Only to get swept out to sea in a tsunami (initiated by Bush)

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that’s now threatening our very existence.

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Watch out for that incoming wave! Talk about building sand castles in the air.

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150 comments:

  1. WTF is that on her wrist? Does she REALLY need accessories that magnify body parts?

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  2. That "bangle" could mangle a man.  I bet it was expensive too.

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  3. The new "food plate" is about as helpful as the old "food pyramid".  2 mil for that newfangle ideah?  That first picture of MOO, her guns are like cannons!  They're huge!  I hate most modern designs - they're ugly, not really innovative, and highly impractical.  Looks like some people ain't happy - man, such sour looks.

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  4. I will put my head in the sand....or not.

    Iranian woman in CA calls for stoning of "sluts"
    http://www.theblaze.com/storie...

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  5. Another day, another sour face. Perhaps dreaming of her upcoming vacation to South Africa and Botswana will cheer her up. I saw this on Twitter a little while ago:
    <span> loisromano lois romano (journalist) <span></span> </span> <span> <span></span> </span> Michelle Obama will take daughters & Mom to South Africa & Botswana this month...following up on her work with young people.
    I do hope events on this junket will include dancing and hopscotching again.

    Another vacay! How nice.

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  6. Then she picked the wrong state, no the wrong country, to live in.  These people just don't get it - it's the oppressed becoming the oppressors. 

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  7. And, of course, this is "official business", working with young people...if they're African.

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  8. The blue gown looks like one of those "make a dress in less than 1 hour" the D.I.Y sites are always pushing.
    "take 2 yards of polyester, bind the edges and wrap it on"
    POOF! a $2000 dress look-a-like.
    "

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  9. "...four grifters, off to see the world, there's such a lot of world to see..."
    Except, of course, there will be the usual retinue, never transparent on the passenger manifesto.

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  10. Check the link to see the back of her Reed Krakoff dress, as designed: (retail $2990, marked down to $1740). http://tinyurl.com/3jeuvdx

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  11. On the agenda today is another garden photo op. Time to mooo-ve on from using the local Af-Am kids for the photo op and on to the Native Americans:

    From Obama Foodorama:

    http://tinyurl.com/3gz9wkc

    <span>Mrs. Obama welcomes American Indian kids for veggie pulling party on the South Lawn, introduces Native American growing techniques to Kitchen Garden....</span>
    <span>First Lady Michelle Obama</span> will host the annual Spring Harvest of her Kitchen Garden on Friday, June 3rd, in the late afternoon. <span>In honor of</span><span> </span><span>last week's launch</span><span> </span><span>of</span><span> Let's Move In </span><span>Indian Country,</span> Mrs. Obama will be joined by American Indian children.

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  12. A little more info on the big trip:

    http://tinyurl.com/67rqffe

    AP Source: Michelle Obama to visit South Africa, Botswana on official visit later this month By DARLENE SUPERVILLE | <span>Associated Press</span> | 26 minutes ago in US
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    A White House official says Michelle Obama is heading to Africa on an official visit later this month, stopping in South Africa and Botswana where she'll continue her efforts to encourage young people to get involved in their societies.

    The first lady also will visit Johannesburg and Cape Town in South Africa and Gaborone, Botswana during the June 21-26 trip.
    The official said Mrs. Obama's visit will highlight the important stake the U.S. has in the success of Africa's many nations, as well as the historic connections between the American people and those who live on the African continent. President Barack Obama's late father was Kenyan.
    The official requested anonymity to speak freely before a formal White House announcement of the first lady's trip.

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  13. A little more info about the big trip: http://tinyurl.com/67rqffeAP Source: Michelle Obama to visit South Africa, Botswana on official visit later this monthBy DARLENE SUPERVILLE | <span>Associated Press</span> | 26 minutes ago in US

    A White House official says Michelle Obama is heading to Africa on an official visit later this month, stopping in South Africa and Botswana where she'll continue her efforts to encourage young people to get involved in their societies.
    The first lady also will visit Johannesburg and Cape Town in South Africa and Gaborone, Botswana during the June 21-26 trip.
    The official said Mrs. Obama's visit will highlight the important stake the U.S. has in the success of Africa's many nations, as well as the historic connections between the American people and those who live on the African continent. President Barack Obama's late father was Kenyan.

    The official requested anonymity to speak freely before a formal White House announcement of the first lady's trip.

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  14. OMG.  How did they fix that back.  Or did they?

    The architect's work looks faintly African.  Obie was going to be a half black-half white Irish African American Kenyan Kansan Hawaiian Indonesian architect?

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  15. OMG.  How did they fix that back.  Or did they?

    The architect's work looks faintly African.  Obie was going to be a half black-half white Irish African American Kenyan Kansan Hawaiian Indonesian architect?

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  16. Conservative MomJune 3, 2011 11:36 AM

    I am pretty sure that Moo made her list of places to visit on the taxpayer's dime while the Won is in office. Since the Ireland trip (only last week), it has been announced that they are going to visit Puerto Rico (pandering to the Hispanic voters), Bora Bora, and now Africa. It looks to me like she is accelerating the trips to get them in because a second term isn't a sure thing!

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  17. The designer brought it up, thankfully. I wish there was a better picture.

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  18. Looks like an old-fashioned glass. She's ready for cocktail hour!

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  19. Kinda looked Mayan/Aztec with a twist of Egyptian/Kush thrown in for good measure.  Either way, it's ugly.

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  20. What? No stop-off to visit Obama's half-brother in Kenya? I'm sure he could use a house-warming gift for his hut!

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  21. Wonder where the Indian children will be imported from?

    Indian tacos are yummy, but they're made with fry bread so probably a no-no. However, if authentic Cherokee food is on the menu, non-Cherokee people will leave hungry. (Specifics on request)

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  22. Obey-me's re-election is nowhere near a <span>certainty</span>(if you'll pardon the Weiner reference...).  The more obvious that becomes, the more "in your face" Mooch's actions will become!  They have a whole lot more "Gettin' even with 'em" to get got before they're evicted from the Big White!

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  23. PortiaElizabethJune 3, 2011 12:01 PM

    In your style, sportinlife, and with apologies to the late great Johnny Mercer and Moon River---

    MO's backside, wider than a mile
    She wants to be in style someday
    Old dreams taker
    And word breaker
    Wherever she's goin'
    I sure wish she'd stay.

    Four grifters off to see the world
    There's such alot of world to see.
    They're after the tax payers' dough
    Every time they go
    They always shame us so
    MO's next spending spree.

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  24. BTW, the o looks dreadful in those photos.  Prob needs a rest.

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  25. All that money and she wears plastic "jewelry."

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  26. If her lips get any bigger she can stick that new plate in them when she goes to South Africa at the end of the month.

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  27. If her lips get any bigger she can stick that new plate in them when she goes to South Africa at the end of the month.

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  28. "<span>she'll continue her efforts to encourage young people to get involved in their societies" --- Where does that beeeyotch get the nerve? What makes her think the young people there are not already "involved in their societies"? </span>

    <span>Anybody with a productive job is "involved in society," but that's a concept Mooch doesn't understand -- maybe because her own "jobs" were nonessential makework patronage jobs. Anybody who quietly does a favor for a neighbor or helps someone who fell on the street is "involved in society." </span>

    <span>BO and MO probably think you have to be part of a government-run program or else you're not "involved in society." </span>
    BO hectored us to be nicer to government workers because "nothing is more important than serving the American people." Here's what he refuses to accept: The people who grow our food are "serving the American people." So are my shoe-repair guy, my local stationer, my dentist (pricey but good), my optometrist (who always seems embarrassed to request money for his work), the volunteers who run the thrift store to benefit the hospital, etc. In the Obama world, you aren't "serving" unless your pay is coerced from the "served," the taxpayers.

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  29. Oh, and BTW regarding "Let's M0ve in Indian Country," as some people around here would say, the entire continent of North America is Indian Country--and don't you forget it, white-eyes! (That's the term the Cherokees used for white people; not sure what they called blacks)

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  30. Add gay to the list. Didn't barry decide he is Polish too?

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  31. Oh, please do share!!

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  32. BS Alert!  Barky wanted to be an architect but he wasn't creative or whatever?  I doubt that.  He turned to Politics because he realized he could vote "present".  An architect with that work ethic would have nothing but blank paper, and everyone would know right away that he was no good.  

    With Barky's chosen profession, we're all learning that he's no good, but it's taking many of us longer to realize it.

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  33. If you look at that picture of her really hard, you'll come to the same concluion I did - she looks like a tranny. And not a very pretty one at that...

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  34. CalConservGirlJune 3, 2011 1:30 PM

    AnnieL - outside of the picture of MEMEMEchele scratching her privates in the green pajama outfit with headscarf in Indonesia, the picture to the right of her "dancing" is my favorite.  **BTW - I know its hard to get a good picture of the train wreck - but the fact that recently so many unflattering photos of her are out - are these people snapping the shots maybe not so fond of them?  For the average person it would be hard to find so many petulant, unhappy looks - for Mooch they come a dime a dozen.  Only teenagers walk around with faces like that.  And her guns - they are enormous - not toned. She could compete with the dudes on Jersey Shore with those bulging biceps. 

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  35. m00's shoulders are twice the size of 0-baka's. The hulking posture and hair give her a manly silhouette. barry's shrunken silhouette contributes to the impression that he is unwell. 

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  36. Thank GAIA they altered it.  A lot.  But there was still enough belt to do a boob belt!

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  37. Well, Hitler was a failed artist.  His lack of actual talent as a painter is part of his pathology.  If Barky were not so ignorant of history, he would never have made this statement, as the analogy is rather too close for comfort.

    Luckily for Barky,  the media is equally ignorant of history.

    BTW, a number of American architects, notably Philip Johnson, were quite enamored of the Third Reich.

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  38. CalConservGirlJune 3, 2011 1:40 PM

    Speaking of make work.  Did you all see Mitt's announcement yesterday in NH?  I am paraphrasing, but he said that Obama doesn't know how to create jobs because he's never had one!!!  I almost fainted.  I guess the gloves are off.  Now, if the Donald would bring up the SS number.....Let the games begin!

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  39. More time on the golf greens!

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  40. No, but the kids might be... if they can find the right hometown to visit next time they are in Europe.

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  41. CalConservGirlJune 3, 2011 1:41 PM

    Now that is funny!

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  42. By the way, the Fed bldg in Richmond is flying the rainbow flag.
    http://www2.timesdispatch.com/news/news/2011/jun/03/marshall-asks-richmond-fed-remove-rainbow-flag-hon-ar-1083565/

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  43. I've said it before - there are photogs who seem out to get MOO in the most unflattering, unattrative shots possible.  And they're doing it spectacularly!
    :-D

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  44. <span>A little more info about the big trip: http://tinyurl.com/67rqffeAP Source: Michelle Obama to visit South Africa, Botswana on official visit later this monthBy DARLENE SUPERVILLE | <span>Associated Press</span> | 26 minutes ago in US  
     
    A White House official says Michelle Obama is heading to Africa on an official visit later this month, stopping in South Africa and Botswana where she'll continue her efforts to encourage young people to get involved in their societies.  
    The first lady also will visit Johannesburg and Cape Town in South Africa and Gaborone, Botswana during the June 21-26 trip.  
    The official said Mrs. Obama's visit will highlight the important stake the U.S. has in the success of Africa's many nations, as well as the historic connections between the American people and those who live on the African continent. President Barack Obama's late father was Kenyan.  
     
    The official requested anonymity to speak freely before a formal White House announcement of the first lady's trip.</span>

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  45. I knew it would be "official business' so we'd get to pay for her meandering all over....it's going to cost us a bunch...again.

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  46. OK, Upnorthlurkin, you asked for it :)

    Some highlights include wild onions (which are really tasty, but grow for only a very short time in the spring); hog fry, which consists of frying the ENTIRE hog; grape dumplings, which are not bad tasting but look terrible; various recipes for dog including puppy-head soup (not a figurative name; it is actually made with that ingredient). I will add that I know of all these, but I have only a very little Cherokee blood and none of my family prepares any of them. Wild onions are the only item listed of which I have actually partaken.

    A neighbor of ours moved here from California a few years ago. She remarked on the barbecue and Mexican restaurants in the area and said she wondered why there wasn't a local restaurant specializing in Cherokee food. I told her that for most tourists roasted dog would be a very tough sell.

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  47. MOTUS, et al...

    I'll be scarce for a while.  Main computer has a couple of nasty viruses.  Been expecting this for a while, given the fact that I've gone out on a limb more than once lately in blog comments.

    Posting this from laptop, which is also running a little hinky, not to mention slower than molasses in January.  Back when I get these things running right.

    P.S.  MOTUS, you nailed it again with this post.  Wish I could stay to do it justice.  OTOH, given the onslaught of bad news I'm not averse to a little time off.

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  48. The food plate doesn't show you how high you can heap your choices in each area. I can build a stack of french fries for veg if I do it right and I believe I can put a full ice cream soda in the dairy circle.

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  49. How did the U.S. get gifted with this sick person? There are plenty of muslim countries in which she could live.

    She doesn't advocate stoning the man, but wants the woman stoned as if the man and his dick are helpless victims.

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  50. In the photo on the left, MoochMO looks as if she is introducing the concept of the pinata to African children. On the right, she looks as if she is impersonating a dancing garden gnome to teach India about the White House veg garden.

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  51. At the first glance I thought it was a new issue of police monitoring bracelet.

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  52. MOTUS thanks for your indefatigable (sp?) humor that provides an always reliable respite...

    OT, yesterday I went dress shopping.  And when I put on a black dress that was skin tight and showed every last, ahem, curve, I was horrified at the garish, painted on look.  I'm no First Lady, but at least I'm a lady.  Or maybe I'm just 'unhistoric" and "precedented", cause I bought a tasteful dress that fit.                                        

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  53. There was a tribe who used to stretch a buffalo hide on sticks, fill it with water, heat rocks in a fire, throw them into the water to heat it, throw in chunks of meat. Eat. And they would eat ten pounds or so each at a time.

    What is with this so-called Native Americans and their gardening techniques? Why would that be helpful or need in Washington, D.C.? Is it to make the Indian veg gardeners' self-esteem rise?

    I guess she is not using the local AfAm school kids bec people finally noticed how she is focused on "her people." Now she imports some other minority kids to dilute this impression, but maintain her implicitly anti-whitey stance.

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  54. Good luck creeper. Hope you find and slaughter those gremlins.

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  55. MM: trust me. It was the math that did him in.

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  56. Maybe it is, Verteno.

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  57. On sale for only $1794..hope she got the sale price..
    I wonder if she wore that half naked back out in public?

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  58. Why does a politician' wife have the clout to go to other countries and tell their young people to get involved in their societies? Don't these countries have their own leaders? What's a politician's wife doing parading around like this?

    MoochMO just wants a vaycay and has figured out how to handle it better than she did in Spain -- less blowback if she is parading around shopping between meeting with kids (who seem to be the only audience that she can really enjoy and feel comfortable with, after all, her accomplishments HAVE to be greater than theirs).

    I resent taxpayers paying for her fun and games. How many chow-down friends from Chicago are going with her? Wll the Princesses Obama go along or will the First Mom in Chief leave them behind with Granny and the Sidwell Graduate again?

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  59. Yep, the lips are back to shiny like a pair of new hubcaps.

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  60. It's not so bad that the old woman who grew up in a stone age country has such views, as it's bad that such views are now voiced through the media and, no doubts, would find followers.
    Instead of bringing these women to freedom from the stone age we will be drawn down to their level.

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  61. White eyes? How weird.

    Well, the Indians need to remember that their ancestors came here from Asia -- there are NO native human Americans. And I have read that their ancestors displaced groups that had come here before them. So, no moral high ground for the Indian eyes.

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  62. We will miss you, Creeper. Get the viruses cured and come back to us!

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  63. My computers have had all sorts of viruses and have tanked several times. Now I run Norton 360 on the advice of my geek and the security seems to be doing much better at forestalling trouble.

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  64. Sick. Sick sick sick.

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  65. Weiner will not speak at Dem Convention, but Debbie will:
    http://www.jsonline.com/blogs/...

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  66. Whopee! Finally someone is waking up...maybe
    Congress in bipartisan vote rebuffs BO on Libya
    http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/jun/3/bipartisan-congress-rebuffs-obama-libya-mission/

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  67. Annie&#39;s MomJune 3, 2011 2:58 PM

    I thought "Indian" was no longer an acceptable term for the indigenous peoples of North America.  Isn't the PC term "Native American?"  Note...here in New Mexico, we refer to them by specific tribe (Navajo, Hopi), or Indian.

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  68. Indiana Jones. Temple of Doom.
    bon appétit

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  69. CalConservGirlJune 3, 2011 3:13 PM

    Mr. CCG works for the Fed.  Every month they "celebrate" some minority group.  This month, he announced this morning, is gay, lesbian, bisexual,trangender, etc. month.  They even have a guest speaker and an online quiz.  You can't make this shit up.

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  70. It's not Spain butt then again we are trying to WTF. :*

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  71. A-L I know you were being nice butt do you really think 2 yards would cover Flo's ASSets? =-O

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  72. Yeah he's looking a little puny butt it could be because he's standing in the shadow of Flo. Think about that ... being more than 6 feet tall and looking small next to your wife! *DONT_KNOW*

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  73. Ok, how can she look at that model on the runway and think she wants to wear the same dress?  Does she really think that it will look anything like that on her????  WHAT PLANET IS SHE ON?

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  74. Yeah...just look at how he adds and subtracts the unemployment numbers! Butt I think there are probably other deficits besides math...like grammar, writing, speaking without notes or Teleprompter, history, geography, languages....I know I'm forgetting some subjects.

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  75. Madame deFargeJune 3, 2011 3:43 PM

    I beleive it has been proven that there is absolutely no way to embarrasse, humiliate or mortify Tacky-0...and yes, she is not by any means a lady.

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  76. I'd like to tell MOOCH about the kids in Appalachia who could use her help, but instead she's going to Africa. This is one of my major pet peeves--it absolutely gets on my last nerve. A friend's daughter recently left for India for a month to "volunteer" to help out poor children there. If it were really about helping poor children, and not about this girl traveling to yet another foreign country, then Appalachia could sure use some volunteer hours. There's plenty of poverty in our own country that we don't need to go looking for it in South Africa, for cripes' sake.

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  77. Has she ever seen horrible photos of herself? Or do all her servants hide them from her? I wold not be able to show my face in public if there were such abominable photos of me circulating around...has she no shame? Oh yeah I lost my head for a second, she really has no shame or inkling of propriety...

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  78. Well said, my sentiments exactly!

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  79. She needs a gob of servants to accompany her. It'll be hot weather there, so we will be forced to see sweaty pit photos...

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  80. Noelle&#39;s Bootcut KittenpantsJune 3, 2011 4:51 PM

    Uranus, of course.

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  81. Noelle&#39;s Bootcut KittenpantsJune 3, 2011 4:57 PM

    Apologies in advance for the language; I'm quoting this verbatim. The following is from the graphic novel "Preacher: War In The Sun" and is being spoken by an Irish vampire named Cassidy. With that said...

    "Sure look where we are--look at all this guilt over the Indians, all this liberal bullshit trynna say sorry for last century's fuckin' genocide...There's not a country on this earth wasn't born outta blood an' killin'. We walk on the bones've the dead every fuckin' day.

    "An' let's face it, they were a bunch've bad fuckers. They slaughtered the ones were here before them; then they got slaughtered by the baddest fuckers of all. Now do yeh honestly think callin' them Native American is gonna change that one iota?

    "The best yeh can do in this cold oul' world is grab what's yours an' hold onto it tight. Anything else is bollicks."

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  82. I'm from South Africa originally, and with the O's record of poor planning and research, I wonder if she will know that it can be pretty cold there this time of year.  (It's coming up for winter).  Not cold like the North-East, but since there is no heating in the houses, 10 degrees outside can mean 10 degrees inside.  Will she still go sleeveless?  I guess we'll see

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  83. More sticking your head into the sand news...not:
    http://cnsnews.com/news/article/china-has-divested-97-percent-its-holdin

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  84. Not just shiny.  Inflated.  Busy with the injections again.

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  85. Not just shiny.  Inflated.  Busy with the injections again.

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  86. Slowing my Mac down lately is SyncServer, an application that has run amok, using 90+% of my CPU until I go into the Activity Monitor and quit it.  Computer hangs like crazy when it is going.

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  87. Slowing my Mac down lately is SyncServer, an application that has run amok, using 90+% of my CPU until I go into the Activity Monitor and quit it.  Computer hangs like crazy when it is going.

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  88. Marty ChickaboomerJune 3, 2011 5:52 PM

    The $2 mil myplate.gov logo reminds me of back in the 1970s when NBC spent a then grand $750,000 to design a new NBC logo.  It was a color-block "N" which didn't last long because Nebraska public TV divined its logo for free and sued NBC.

    As if dividing a plate into acceptable food groups is going to eradicate fat people.  It's as impotent as Anthony Weiner's obfuscations.

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  89. Little progress so far.  Viruses, registry errors (hundreds of them), corrupted files...you name it, I've got it.  Not a Mac, so I don't think SyncServer is a problem but can't get to list of programs to check.  Firefox hangs up and won't close, even though the window disappears.  Tried removing it to re-install but Add/Remove Programs won't remove it.

    I hate computers.  But I love you all. 

    Back to the mines.

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  90. Oh yippee! That's even better!

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  91. Which channel was it that had the news show with the spinning globe? Turned out it was spinning the wrong way!!

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  92. A more simplified version of the $2million plate, provided compliments of Jewel over at Gerard's American Digest:

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  93. "Obama Summer School" (Practice for the math deficient)

    http://lamecherry.blogspot.com/

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  94. Geek-man called tonight to say he has a new desktop for us...It's been awhile since he decided he could not resurrect our old one once again. We have been using our laptop in the meantime.

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  95. Creeper,
    Check Oowawa if he comes on to NQ. Both of us had the same problems in the past and he had some good recommendations.

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  96. Have you tried Trend? It's free and will remove "stuff"

    http://housecall.trendmicro.com/

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  97. Annie&#39;s MomJune 3, 2011 7:28 PM

    Bingo!  From his speech in Poland:
    "And you’re right, in some ways I am part of Poland because I come from Chicago, and if you live in Chicago and you haven’t become a little bit Polish, then something’s wrong with you."

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  98. I thought it looked like a clear plastic pipe.  Maybe a gift from Joe the Plumber.

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  99. I had forgotten how awful that outfit in the hopscotch picture looks.  And then her awful bare feet.  Yuck!

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  100. Butt MOo chose to wear hers with a skinny boob belt. 

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  101. MathMom, I always thought that Big Guy's true talent was perfecting the art of flim flam.  When he announced his candidacy back in 2007, I remember telling my Better Half that Big Guy was a political version of Harold Hill -- but without the wit, charm, grace and a Marian the Librarian to help teach the kids how to play music.  Hopefully, more and more people will realize that they can't learn to play a musical instrument by using the "Think System", and return Big Guy and Lady M to their lovely Georgian mansion in Chicago.

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  102. AnnieLaurie, thanks for posting these photos.  It really gave me a much needed chuckle.  I've included my favorite photo of Lady M, channeling the Salt Sucking Monster from a classic episode of Star Trek.

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  103. I was thinking of the writing part.  He couldn't even complete a book, or so we have been told.  I wouldn't know as I never read any of his writing and never plan to read it.

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  104. Surely you didn't expect her to not show her beautiful arms.  It will be worth it to brave the cold. 

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  105. Oh. Dear. I believe I shall have nightmares tonight.

    =====shiver=====

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  106. CalConservGirlJune 3, 2011 9:08 PM

    Thanks NBK - I always thought "bollicks" was spelled with an "o' or "u."  **It's nice to be able to swear in the "Queen's English." :*

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  107. sowsear, just stop it!

    snorking and snorking....it's painful... :'(

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  108. Look at that MOO all dressed in purple!
    Looks like like lollipops round as burples.
    Oh that Moo she just don't know:
    bustin' out seams wherever she go.

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  109. Wild onions look much like hemlock. Let's hope our big fat dumb ass trailer trash FLOTUS on steroids rock queen doesn't get them mixed up. I shouldn't like to see the children suffer.   

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  110. Oh Mrs. Compton. OUCH.

    Though, I doubt the plate would stick. Sort of like the little greased pig which gets away at German picnics: imagine her make up artist's nightmares.

    "sniff"

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  111. MOTUS: How clever, giving the prize to an architect who abhores windows. Windows, being as they are, giving different views. Love your analogy with the sand castle, trick question: what protesting vestitude of sanity in the architectual world is buried underneath the Rega museum? Answer: all of them.

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  112. A million years ago when I was a Brownie leader, we took paper plates and made a pie chart, coloring in the foods from the food pyramid. It was the time of 'smelly stickers' so we had the smells too.
    I think mine were better and cost a buck.

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  113. oh bettyann! I think you've found your snark again!

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  114. JS, you have so nailed (so to speak) Big Guy! Harold Hill sans wit, charm, grace and a real Lady M. That does explain everything!

    I think I see an entire series of posts here! Thanks for the idea.

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  115. Creeper,
    Oowawa is posting on NQ tonight . Ask him for help with your computer problems.

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  116. I'm going to say, sight unseen, that you made the right choice.

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  117. It's going to be a looooo-ng night around here. Big Guy does not do "rebuff" well. He always assumes it's racist, and it devolves from there.

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  118. Stand Up ChuckJune 3, 2011 10:24 PM

    Then this is her month!

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  119. It has worked for her in DC mid-winter...Whatstaworry~

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  120. Definitely separated at birth . . .

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  121. One of the greatest episodes... But every now and then lady mo puts a tribble on her head .. ( it dies there of course from her toxic triticale).. mr mo is looking like a nasty piece of work , lately .. His inner ugly is showing ....

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  122. Have you noticed that whenever some product comes out with a new package design, it's usually inferior to the old one? Some people think that "modern" means stark and cold, or excessively casual, with no capital letters and by all means no serifs. And "modern" color is gray, i.e. no color. I'm looking forward to neo-neo-Baroque.

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  123. I have a hunch about that dark blue evening gown.  We know that the original had a very daring back and somewhat cut out sides as well.  A real butt-barer.  The dress probably had to be altered a bit for Mooch.  But I wondered why she looked so down, so sullen in most of the photos.  And why she mostly faced the camera, kept her arms in close (no extravagant waves), and no camera shots from the rear. 

    When she showed up fully dressed and coiffed, ready to go, she may have gotten orders to NOT show the back and to NOT be photographed from the back.  PERIOD!

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  124. I have a hunch about that dark blue evening gown.  We know that the original had a very daring back and somewhat cut out sides as well.  A real butt-barer.  The dress probably had to be altered a bit for Mooch.  But I wondered why she looked so down, so sullen in most of the photos.  And why she mostly faced the camera, kept her arms in close (no extravagant waves), and no camera shots from the rear. 

    When she showed up fully dressed and coiffed, ready to go, she may have gotten orders to NOT show the back and to NOT be photographed from the back.  PERIOD!

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  125. <span>Obie was going to be a gay-bi half black-half white Irish African American Polish Kenyan Kansan Hawaiian Indonesian architect?</span>

    There.  Fixed it.

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  126. <span>Obie was going to be a gay-bi half black-half white Irish African American Polish Kenyan Kansan Hawaiian Indonesian architect?</span>

    There.  Fixed it.

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  127. She'll be sleeveless. She's ALWAYS sleeveless.

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  128. http://sablegsd.myopenid.com/June 4, 2011 12:56 AM

    Hot steam is coming out of my ears. >:o

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  129. http://sablegsd.myopenid.com/June 4, 2011 1:01 AM

    Amen!  That shyster shilling for "the kids" in the middle of the night,NEVER do they offer an American child.  Noooo, South American, African, and so on.

    I called one day and said, got any Native Americans in SD or ND I could sponser?  Never got back to me, because if I was close enough to check, the scam would unravel.

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  130. http://sablegsd.myopenid.com/June 4, 2011 1:04 AM

    Indeed it is.  He is still trying to choke down the boos from the auto workers.  I hope he gags on it.

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  131. Noelle&#39;s Bootcut KittenpantsJune 4, 2011 3:28 AM

    Remember all those photos we saw of Laura Bush mugging and making frightful faces?

    No?

    That's because there weren't any.

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  132. Noelle&#39;s Bootcut KittenpantsJune 4, 2011 3:29 AM

    Me too, butt sometimes things slip past the proofreader. :)  

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  133. JS, I need to go watch the Music Man again.

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  134. How does Mo and Bo look like Pat and Nixon? I thought Pat always looked elegant and well groomed.

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  135. O-Bomb-A was elected by college students. They now graduate with no jobs and move back into their parents' homes. They have to pay twice the price for gasoline. I think they are "smart" enought to know they made a horrible mistake voting for their first half-Black President.

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  136. The Georgian Mansion doesn't even belong to them...mortgage monkey business,

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  137. She is taking her mother and the two girls on the trip. Yeah, it's an official trip with a family vacation on the side. And the two countries she will be visiting, South Africa and Botswana, have had free and fair elections for years. I wonder if she is going over there to take some Acorn people to mess their elections up. The Acorn people were in Tunisia and Egypt stirring up things before the uprisings there.

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  138. Yes, the Indians came from Asia originally. About 13,000 years ago. So I think they have put in their time for ownership, and anyone they displaced was on the way out anyway since we don't have any record of them or any archeological evidence for them.

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  139. Here in Oklahoma, most refer to themselves by tribe--or as Indians. The vast majority of people here who use the term Native Americans are--wait for it--WHITE EYES. 8-)

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  140. Best way to deal with viruses and malware is to reformat and reinstall. 

    However, if you set up an administrator account, and several ID10T accounts (simple user), and ONLY use the user accounts for the internet, then there is vastly less chance of getting nasties.  If you do get something on one of the user accounts (which can still happen, even if it isn't an administrator), you just stop using that particular account, and start using another one.  May have to move a few documents, but you can do that with your administrator account.  You will have to switch to the administrator account to do some tasks like loading software, but always remember to go back to the user account as soon as you are through doing that.

    Anyway, that's the poor man's method of virus control.  I don't even use any virus/malware software, as I find it just slows down the computer, and I usually get just as many problems as when I'm not using it (which in my case is perhaps once in every two or three years).

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  141. I'm actually thinking the my plate logo resembles the Univison logo...also what doesn't Flo understand about MY plate....being MY plate not the government's. :-$

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  142. Best way to deal with viruses and malware is to reformat and reinstall. 

    However, if you set up an administrator account, and several ID10T accounts (simple user), and ONLY use the user accounts for the internet, then there is vastly less chance of getting nasties.  If you do get something on one of the user accounts (which can still happen, even if it isn't an administrator), you just stop using that particular account, and start using another one.  May have to move a few documents, but you can do that with your administrator account.  You will have to switch to the administrator account to do some tasks like loading software, but always remember to go back to the user account as soon as you are through doing that.

    Anyway, that's the poor man's method of virus control.  I don't even use any virus/malware software, as I find it just slows down the computer, and I usually get just as many problems as when I'm not using it (which in my case is perhaps once in every two or three years).

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  143. A.Men: yes she did as a rule (albeit a bit stoned). Butt I was referring to the farewell speech and departure: forced gaiety and deer in the headlight stare.

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  144. Excellent advice Janice! And well worth repeating!

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  145. PS: if we ever "unde-fat" around here, you'll all be the first to know.

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  146. That's funny.  I had looked at my post a few times this morning, while paging down the screen, and it wasn't repeated until just a little while ago.  The internet demons must be lurking about.  I blame it all on Al Gore.

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  147. Noelle&#39;s Bootcut KittenpantsJune 4, 2011 7:38 PM

    If you haven't read this essay about the Big Guy, you really must:

    http://www.faithfreedom.org/obama.html

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  148. I thought she got her hand stuck in a jar!

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