Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Michelle Obama in the Pour House?

"She looks as though she's been poured into her clothes, and forgot to say when."P. G. Wodehouse

Sir Wodehouse departed this earth in 1975 when Lady M was still a wee one, so despite allegations to the contrary, it’s unlikely that his quote was directed at her. That would be as silly as saying he was referring to Snooki, pour queen of the Jersey shore.


In truth, due to the au courant style, Sir Wodehouse might have been talking about any number of today’s celebrities. Lady M didn’t exactly invent this look, she just nationalized it:

rubberdressLady M wears U.S. Rubber, formerly B.F.Goodrich



Now offered in multiple colors:

fistbumpingdwarfsmo's backside

Butt just for example, he could have been talking about any one of the following:

jennifer_lopez_ass_on_capital_hill_004JLo visiting on Capital Hill


Kirstie Alley shows off weight loss after squeezing into skintight size 10 dress 3Kirstie Allie poured into her new “size 6”

77916546MS176_2007_AmericanBeyonce, being be-ouncy

Lady M, channeling that be-ouncy “let’s moove” energy:

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Below, Desperate House wife, Eva Longoria, also pouring it on Capital Hill. Gosh! Celebrities and Washington: what a concept!


Butt I think the evidence supports my theory that Sir Wodehouse was not talking about Lady M. Even the casual observer would have to agree that Lady M looks less like she was “poured into” her clothes and more like she has been stuffed into a sausage casing.


And speaking of which, be sure to tune in tomorrow for some additional tips on Weiner grilling. Just in time for all your summer “outings.”

H/T Larwyn

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