Sunday, May 27, 2012

Green (with envy) Like Me

Well I thought I could take today off butt then Lady M goes and takes the Wee Wons to a Beyonce Concert at the “O”vation theatre in the brand new, swanky Atlantic City resort, Revel.

I have to make this quick as Raj, Little Mo, Little Bo and I are on the road again on our way to cousin Earl’s. We should have been there yesterday, butt had to hole up for awhile. High tech mirrors on Harleys don’t travel all that well in the rain.

Anyway, here’s all the info I got from my “source:”

Lady M and the Wee Wons occupied a suite to enjoy Beyonce’s first round of concerts at Revel’s since giving birth to her daughter Baby Bleu Ivy. You may recall that MO and Beyonce are members of a mutual admiration club. In fact, The Bey (pronounced like Opie’s Aint Bea) is the only other person on earth Lady M would rather be than her own glamorous self:

The First Lady of the United States says that if she was not heading the White House in Washington DC with American President Barack Obama, she would love to be a music artist.

She told People: "Gosh, if I had some gift, I'd be Beyoncé. I'd be some great singer.

Gosh, some people are never satisfied are they? Like how many more gifts does she want; she already has a big house, her own plane, more clothes than Barbie, more shoes than Imelda and an unlimited expense account! You would think she would be happy just living with a great singer:

bo singsBO croons to B.B. King

Butt that’s how Lady M and Big Guy are: competitive.

Since I wasn’t there, all I can do is relay what was reported:

The crowd cheered loudly as Obama made her way to her seat in a shiny green dress. Some took photos while others screamed her name. One fan yelled, "This is history!"

Obama is sitting in a private section.

Not to be picky, butt this is definitely not “historic.” Lady M has worn several shiny green frocks in the past:

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Never one to shrink from green slime shine

Here’s a little peak at just exactly who Lady M wants to be:

…and everyone remembers Beyonce’s hit: Get me bodied

A 30 year old, previously black, superstar singer who acts like a pole dancer. Go figure.

Oh well, who can begrudge Lady M a little fun. She and Big Guy have a full reelection year day of sacrificin’ lined up for tomorrow:

a breakfast for “Gold Star” families who have lost a loved one in battle. He then will travel to the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, where he will deliver remarks. And in the early afternoon, he will be at the Vietnam Memorial to mark the 50th anniversary of the beginning of the Vietnam War.

And we will never hear the end of it.

Until then, this is MOTUS, signing off from the road.

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