Saturday, November 22, 2014

Monitoring Two Dangerous Squirrels, One For Possible Ebola Virus

It’s a good thing we had the non-amnesty announcement this week to keep us Occupied.

bo jogs back to WHBO, jogging back to the WH on his way to his Vegas Victory Lap, supposedly for his Black Berry; actually to get his smokes.

From The Grapevine:

After boarding Marine One, the president suddenly hopped back off-- and headed back inside the White House. He eventually emerged and asked reporters--"Do you guys ever forget something?"

And said-- he forgot his BlackBerry.

But-- eagle-eyed journalists noticed-- he was actually wearing a BlackBerry in a holster—when he got off the helicopter.

Whether the president actually carries two BlackBerries-- or if he went back to the residence for another reason-- remains unclear tonight.

If not for BO’s non-amnesty slap-down, somebody at one of the MSM Alphabets might have actually picked up on the “Jonathan Gruber just called you dumb” meme that’s now irresponsibly running around the Innertubz. And while our non-amnesty for illegals story was supposed our decoy this week, somehow a couple more rabid squirrels snuck out while we were celebrating.

First rabid squirrel to escape our quarantine: the “DOJ and White House Emails Target Reporter Sharyl Atkisson”I tell you, something simply must be done about that so-called “Judicial Watch.” Expect IRS investigation in 3,2,1….

And as if that weren’t bad enough, this squirrel – which may actually be carrying the Ebola virus – got out yesterday: “30,000 Missing Emails from IRS’ Lerner Recovered.”

Emails-recovered

Who knew you could even DO that!?

recover my email

So I guess we won’t be talking about Jonathan, again, on the Sunday shows this week.

I’ve got to run now – as you know I’ve got a concert to produce tonight:

****SPECIAL NOTICE****

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO’VE ENJOYED GERARD’S ENDLESS STREAM OF POETRY, INFORMATION, FUN AND ENTERTAINMENT ON AMERICAN DIGEST OVER THE YEARS; FINALLY, A CHANCE TO GIVE BACK.

MOTUS IS HOLDING A SPECIAL BENEFIT CONCERT TO HELP RE-PAPER HIS NEST AFTER BEING THROWN OUT OF HIS SEATTLE HOME BECAUSE HIS SELFISH LANDLORD (BILL GATES?) DECIDED TO SELL IT OUT FROM UNDER HIM AND PAY CAPITAL GAINS TAXES.

HE COULD USE A HAND AS HE’S RELOCATED TO NORTHERN CALIFORNIA (I KNOW! BUTT THAT’S WHERE MOM IS AND SHE’S GETTING UP IN YEARS - IF YOU CONSIDER 99 “UP IN YEARS”).

ANYWAY, DON’T MISS TONIGHT’S VERY SPECIAL VERSION OF THE MOTUS TWILIGHT NOCTURNE LOUNGE AND BENEFIT CONCERT FOR YOUR CHANCE TO THANK GERARD FOR OVER A DECADE OF EXTRAORDINARILY FINE MATERIAL AND ENTERTAINMENT.

GATES OPEN AT 5:00 PM EDT AND THE EVENT IS “OPEN SEATING” SO NO CROWDING OR PUSHING, ALL SEATS ARE GOOD AND THERE’S PLENTY OF ROOM FOR EVERYBODY. EARLY ADMISION FOR VIP DONORS BEGINS AT 3:00 PM EST SO DONATE EARLY!

LITTLE MO WILL BE MANNING THE SOUNDBOARD AS WELL AS BOTH BEER & SNACK TENTS AND THE LOUNGE WILL REMAIN OPEN ALL NIGHT LONG, SO PLAN ACCORDINGLY.

Don’t forget to stop in, and drop a little something in the hat if you can.

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