Finally, a Fresh Face For the Democrats

Hurricane Maxine is a "monster" threatening a direct hit: “I wake up in the middle of the night and all I can think about is: I’m gonna get him.”

But don’t worry, Hurricane Maxine, aka Auntie Fa, has an evacuation plan. Of course it’s the same plan she’s had since prior to President Trump’s inauguration so I can’t speak to its efficaciousness:

“Impeachment, impeachment, impeachment, impeachment, impeachment, impeachment, impeachment, impeachment!”

But thanks to her cosmetic surgeon and makeup artist at least the Democrats have a fresh new face to front the Resistance.

Maxine Waters, Glamour’s Woman of the Year…War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.

Vive la résistance!