It’s so reassuring to know that the Big White is on duty even while we relax and recharge our seriously depleted green-certified batteries.
Almost immediately upon hearing Dick Cheney’s mean-spirited comments about Big Guy taking 4 days to mount a robust response to the air-terror panty bomber, the Big White fires back with their own rapid response.
So as you can see, we’ve clearly got our targets in site, and are quite capable of attacking immediately if necessary. Note the title of the BW blog: The Same Old Washington Blame Game. Don’t you love David’s sense of irony? I swear if the Axman hadn’t gotten into politics, he could have been huge in tinsel town. I mean really - accusing Dick Cheney of not being tough enough on al Queda – how deliciously ironic is that?!
The truth however is that this is just a new chew toy for the MSM, so they don’t have to talk about Lady M’s falling poll numbers and her embarrassing 4th place finish in the new poll of most admired women in America. Even more humiliating than the 4th place designation is who she was beaten by:
Hillary! That blonde b--ch!
Sarah! That smiley b—ch who shot Bullwinkle!
And the lowest blow of all: Oprah! Girlfriend, how could you do this to me! You b---h!
This is a very bad way to head into a new year. We’re reviewing how these disastrous results could have possibly happened:
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Apparently we’ll be holding strategy meetings all next week to figure out how to counter this terrorist attack. It looks like a sure bet we’ll be beefing up our public relations staff, since we don’t seem to be getting our message out.
We’ll also be getting some of our stimulus money to ACORN so they can get the vote out. Will we reclaim the number one slot next year from these pretenders? You betcha!
Happy New Year’s Eve everyone. And remember: Let’s be careful out there!
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Happy New Year to you, MOTUS!
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year to all!
ReplyDeletePoor Michelle. She needs a better year. Maybe if she kept some of those hideous clothes she wears in the closet alongside her husband, wired her jaws shut, and went to charm school to dampen that psychotic grizzly bear in heat personality of hers, she might creep up a notch in the polls. Oprah's a has been anyway, should be easy to retire that heffer to a ranch somewhere.
1 Unattractive Woman + Designer(?) Wardrobe + An Army Of Serfs To Cater To Her Every Desire = 1 Unattractive Woman
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year everyone! If you're going out tonight please be safe and use a designated driver!
ReplyDeleteAs to these pictures, I've never seen the picture of MO with that thing on her head ~ I'm not sure if it's a piece of skin a molting snake shed or if it's some fur from a very long and thin hamster. Can anyone enlighten me?
MORE ACCOLADES FOR "THE THRILLAH FROM WASILLA":
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SARAH PALIN MAN OF THE YEAR
Read the posts following article. PRICLESS!
OOOps,that's PRICELESS
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FunkyTown,
That picture of MO is from the WH Halloween
party. What is on her head, who knows? May-
be Motus will enlighten us.
Sure looks like some kind of jungle creature
from a badly costumed Bmovie, doesn't she?
White House takes four days to respond to terror attack, but responds to Cheney criticism in matter of hours?
ReplyDeleteBy: Mark Hemingway
The Washington Examiner
Commentary Staff Writer
12/30/09
David's post below on the White House's decision to accuse of all people, Dick Cheney, of being insufficiently critical of al Qaeda beggars belief. As Jim Geraghty quipped, "He's beyond condemning [bomber Abdulmutallab]; he wants to waterboard him until his lungs qualify for a federal wetlands status." We all agree al Qaeda's attempts to blow up airplanes are bad -- the question is what is the current occupant of the White House going to do about it?
But what I can't wrap my head around is that it took the President four days to acknowledge what he termed a "catastrophic" national security failure, but Cheney criticizes the administration's handling of the war on terror and they have a rapid response on the White House blog in a matter of hours? Priorities!
Then again, it took six days to respond to the riots in the streets of Tehran during their election, so four days seems about right for a barely averted domestic catastrophe.
Also, is the White House aware of how small they look when they are so obviously spooked by Cheney's every utterance? Remember when the President rescheduled a press conference earlier this year to deliberately conflict with a pre-planned Cheney speech?
We could really use a steady hand on the tiller while dealing with national security matters, but the White House is still in campaign mode, worried about what a private citizen -- who left office remarkably unpopular! -- thinks of them.
Suffice to say, this is not reassuring.
Ice white
ReplyDeleteCanyon bright
Blue light
Reverence sight
God's might
New sight
Star bright
Ice white
New night
We flight
Dream of light's night's height's pleight's dream of pillow's deep drowning soft sleepy hope, this cold and snow bound night.
amen.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
ReplyDeleteHere is a picture of Michelle in a BATHING SUIT
and some of THE WON and his unbelievably skinny
legs.....
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1239816/Surfin-USA-Obamas-daughters-hit-waves-Hawaii-dad-hits-links.html
Spindles actually Breeze. Veritable spindles. But contrast them with Michelle's in the 1st photo. OMG she's hiking some real beef there! I had to look twice, I thought it was a barron of roast beef on a skewer ready for the family buffet. No we know where all the twinkies go.
ReplyDeleteIn that first pic of MO, is that photoshopped or are those her real teeth? (It's hard to tell sometimes, LOL)
ReplyDeleteI miss Laura Bush. She had class and poise. And she really loved the US.
Thank you all for your comments and good wishes: I'm still reeling from the celebration.
ReplyDeleteBreeze, thanks for all the links. Some are too horrible to contemplate with a hangover.
Chiron,I'll pass your suggestions on to MO as possible new year's resolutions
bettyann, you go poet-girl!
Funky, that's a fur halo.She earned it the old fashioned way: she bought it.
Anon, Trust me, they're real. And they are that scary.