The 'Imelda Obama' Award goes to Michelle's Mirror
That’s ME!!!!!!!
To borrow a quote from one of my fabulous, loyal snarkettes, Cinderella: “OMG, OMG, OMG…”
This is a total surprise! Big Guy said he was proud that a valued member of Team Obama won such a historic award, even if I did actually have to do something to earn it. Lady M said that it was the first time in her adult life that she “has been proud to look in a mirror.”
Then she made a funny little “yack” kind of noise when she caught an unexpectedly accurate reflection, caused by a temporary disabling of my circuit boards from my over-excitement. Don’t worry, just a temporary blip. We NASA-made reflective devices all have self-righting capabilities.
Anyway, I had a celebratory Glass Wax rub-down on the beach, and then we started counting our shoes. Lady M said if we are under 4,400 pairs, we can go shopping – because the last thing we need is for some FOX News troll starting a rumor that we got another award that we didn’t deserve.
Thanks Doug Ross@Journal, you Director Blue Guy!
I hope my win doesn’t require a bunch of refunds (on account of your guarantee).
And finally, Big “New MAINSTREAM MEDIA” Hugs & Kisses to you, Doug Ross, and to my fellow 2009 FABULOUS 50 BLOG AWARDS WINNERS:
- Michelle’s Mirror – THAT’S ME!!!!!
- The Watcher’s Council
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WOW! MOTUS! They like you. They REALLY like you!
ReplyDeleteIf I had access to colors, bold, italics, etc., I wouldn't have to use so many caps and exclamation points...just sayin' for 2010, now that we're in the BIG time!!!!
“OMG, OMG, OMG…”
ReplyDeleteUmmm, (taking microphone & keyboard from MOTUS)I'd just like to say that MOTUS, I'm sure you did great and all, but now that Drudge guy, he had a really great blog and ummmm....
ReplyDeleteJust teasing and doing a little Kanye West there!
I love, love love this blog and now I see that others think you rock too! Hooray! But I loved ya before you were famous (kinda like being country before country was cool).
WTG! Happy 2010
Congrats to my very favorite blog!
ReplyDeleteLady Michelle: Twenty-six attendants at the cost to U.S. taxpayers of 2 hot million, not to mention her Imelda Obama shoe fetish. Maison Martin Margiela--maybe that's the new "M" on Sesame Street?
"Don’t go into corporate America. You know, become teachers. Work for the community. Be social workers. Be a nurse. Those are the careers that we need, and we’re encouraging our young people to do that. But if you make that choice, as we did, to move out of the money-making industry into the helping industry, then your salaries respond."
AS WE DID?
And don't forget the belts. Oh, will we ever forget the belts? "My eyes, my eyes." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rgk_qTc_7AI
Hub and the other relatives must be so proud.
ReplyDeleteWe loves ya!
Dear MOTUS, we who love you never once doubted that your blog would place among the esteemed winners! After all, you work VERY hard, respond directly to your followers (COOL!), and post almost daily, complete with those amazing photos! Plus, your posts are hilarious.
ReplyDeleteYou da mirror! ENJOY THIS HONOR!
Congrat's!
ReplyDeleteThanks for snarking on MO. She certainly deserves it.
ReplyDeleteYour blog's so refreshing after putting up with MSM's propaganda about the "fashion icon." LOLOL
Wow!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is sooo exciting! (Not surprising since you totally deserve the recognition, but exciting anyway.)
Many congrats!!!
Congratulations MOTUS, on a great job and an insightful snarkiness much appreciated in these buttocks smooching times. I don't see TOTUS on the list, must be those 220 watt benders he keeps going on. Keep up the good work!
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ReplyDeleteYes, yes they do! And thanks to you, one of my firstest and bestest followers - we've come a long way, baby!
Cricket,
Another firstest and bestest! OMG indeed.
Funky,
Great Kanye impersonation. And thanks, I remember you back before you even had your own name - that makes both of us cool.
Lab,
Thanks, "As We Did" indeed. I suppose those Croc endorsements don't count?
Cinder,
I just got word to Hub last night. He's so excited he's going to beam back some shots of a few new planets.
Mountain,
Another early adaptor from the isle of TOTUS - thanks for coming over and following along.
Pundette Jill,
Special thanks for my firstest real link! You put me on the Interweb map.
Anon,
It's my pleasure to dissipate the smoke that MSM continues to blow up certain butts.
PortiaE,
So proud to see you with your own ID and avatar! Raj is so proud too.
bettyann,
Thanks. We do hereby swear to kiss no butts - regardless of race, sex or size. With the possible exception of Rahmbo's, because he can really make your life a living hell.
I can't confirm this, but rumor has it that TOTUS just got back from Rehab. Can you blame him?
Poor TOTUS. We did urge him to indulge in martinae in the begining, naming drinks after him and what not. Just to help him cope, you understand. I suppose that makes FOTae "group enablers".
ReplyDeleteYes, and no more Mrs. Nice Republican for me in 2010. I started by telling my dumbass ex son-in-law just what I have thought all along of him and his liberal politics, friends, and music. Now he's in therapy, poor little inferior weasel. Very invigorating.
bettyann,
ReplyDeleteI have a much better understanding of TOTUS' problems after my little episode with Mai Tai's in Hawaii. It's all too tempting to make your troubles go away.
As for the weasel in therapy: the good news is, he's "ex". I'm sure he'll be just fine. Therapy works much faster on those of little brain (I'm told).
What a great blog!There have a chance that we can have an furthur exchanges and cooperation.I will always pay attention to your blog.
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