Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Earn Your Stripes: Join ObamaCorpse Today

Ok, Ok. The Red Queen and the Mad Hatter were fun, and the Newsweek apple was enlightening (or was it the other way around?), but we’ve got more serious reporting to do now.

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First the good news: it must be Spring, because Lady M broke out some of her new Spring duds: a pink and white striped silk sleeveless blouse, with a waistless, but also beltless fuchsia skirt. The bad news:  I have a very bad feeling about the subtle message we might be sending about Obamacare with this particular sartorial choice. It seems more than a bit evocative of the uniforms worn by the Candy Stripers in their historically important role in the healthcare field.

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I’m talking about the fine young ladies who, during WWII, worked in offices or factories during the day and volunteered their time to work as Candy Stripers at night to help alleviate the severe nurse and doctor  shortages in hospitals.

You probably don’t remember them, but your mom or grandma might have been one of them. I sure hope that’s not what Big Guy has in mind for lowering health care costs.   Because somehow, I just don’t think this generation’s Candy Stripers would be quite as selfless.

sexy-candy-striper-nurse But I could be wrong.

Besides,I don’t really think that those pink striped uniforms that I saw in the situation room were for ObamaCorpse workers, I think they were costumes for Toes’ next Nutcracker production: the Sugar Plum Fairies.

But you probably want to know more about Lady M’s continued fight to improve fitness and combat obesity in children: she was pretty in pink as she lectured the Grocery Manufacturers Association Science Forum to stop selling junk food.

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Butt that’s the end and, I don’t really have anything else to say.

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27 comments:

  1. That first picture fooled me. I thought she actually looked half-way decent for a minute.

    Now that I've see the back side, I shall have nightmares about candy stripers.
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  2. "...her new Spring duds: a pink and white striped silk sleeveless blouse, with a..." collapsed economic bustline.

    MOTUS, Jesus. What a back-end view. Don't you have rear view mirrors at your command?? Those are the ugliest bar elbows I have every seen.
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  3. MOTUS, in the First Ass shot, how in the hell did that seam float over to the left with the zipper? In a hurry in the Ladies room? I almost wish she would scratch her butt (as she did in a photo during the campaign that is no longer available) so as to discover her panties and seams all like - mixed up.

    Must be a no spanx zone.
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  5. I just want to know how many of her 21 attendants it took to zip her into that skirt????
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  6. Re. Volt. Ing.

    Absolutely disgusting! From the freakish '80's bow thing to the (as usual) two sizes too small skirt, this outfit is a total and complete nightmare. What the heck is she thinking? And could she please stand up straight? It's bad enough that she's the size of a friggin' house squeezed into clothes that are too small, but then to galumph around like a hunch-backed elephant is simply revolting.

    The post, however, is fantastic. Love the candy striper and naughty nurse thing you have going here.
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  7. I bet more folks than me yearn for the days when men were men, women wore appropriate under garments, there was only one kind of Cheerios, and this kind of groove rocked the planet.
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  8. Even if these were the days where women wore appropriate undergarments, MEshell still wouldnt be wearing the appropriate ones. She thinks she's stylish and a trendsetter. (a setter of bad trends) I cant wait till 2012 so we can kick her and her husband and her 20something ladies-in-waiting out of the White House.
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  9. I would like to say that as an American woman, as a product of her country, as an American and a woman without compare in the world right now, the hope that every sister woman ever been born back into time has ever dreamed of her daughters becoming, that I am very proud to ride my motorcycle, drive my truck, sell my books and wear my son's jacket and his leather boots, in red lipstick and sunglasses, vote Republican and call Nancy Pelosi a hag and worthy of the charge of High Treason, without fear of reperations. I am a worthy daughter of my forebears, male and female, and what they meant to produce by fighting for and creating the Constitution of the United States of America. Unlike the First Ass, only proud of her country so she and her ilk can rape it, who swishes the naval signal flag "bravo", (which means: I am taking in, discharging, or carrying dangerous cargo) for a skirt.
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  10. BABY'S GOT MO BETTER BACK EVERY DAY!
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  11. There are no words, but Motus and crew fortunately summon them even in extreme circumstances. It will be amusing to see what the First Ass (we have a new moniker) will do after 2012 when she no longer has the constraints of "office" and she can really cut loose her fashion nonsense, with the newly minted wealth of the ruling classless. That should be fun.
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  12. Graciela,

    Sorry about the nightmares. Might I suggest a little chamomile tea, with a few Ambian. And Xanax. That should do it.

    bettyann,

    Those are not bar elbows, they’re fighting elbows. And pretty sharp, so watch out.

    And trust me, we don’t own a “no-Spanx” zone.

    Funky,

    According to reports elsewhere, this is a “highwaisted raspberry pink lacquered pencil skirt.” Apparently it was painted on: only one assistant required.

    Fuzzy,

    See how much better things can be if you don’t focus exclusively on reality?

    bettyann,

    You are on fire! Mason Williams – my all time
    favorite poet
    Check out page 14 “How About Them Moose Goosers” Simply Great.

    And re. the Navy signal flag: I presume you’re referring to the “unexpected insert of pink silk” located somewhere at the posterior of the lacquered skirt? All I can say is I’m quite sure L’Wren Scott was never in the Navy. Well, ok, I’m not positive.

    Anon,

    It’s not so much that the undergarments are inappropriate as the wrappers are undersized.

    Gerard,

    Emphasis on “MO” – but then, isn’t it always?
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  13. Moright,
    FA! Oh yeah, babe!

    But please, let's not use "cut loose" and MO in the same sentence.
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  14. Laura Bush, please come back.

    Please!
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  15. "highwaisted raspberry pink lacquered pencil skirt"

    more accurate description:

    boob skirt pepto pink painted on atrocity

    skirt is the size of Rhode Island but derriere the size of California

    21 assistants stood by and personally and physically squeezed in the First Fatty's bulging dimensions while 1 attendant quickly zipped up teh zipper.

    I call it "teh" zipper because of its industrial strength requirements.
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  16. She's finally convinced me that she DOES have her clothes fitted...by J-Lo's stylist. Notice how J-Lo (how low can they go?) had her Oscar dress fitted to completely define her ass? It was cut to outline her huge chunk of backside fat...and The First Ass does too! Wow! She thinks the position of FLOTUS should look like a tacky pop star. Thank God she hasn't decided to wear the cut-to-the-navel dress J-L wore with Puff Daddy...actually she and The Dear Reader remind me a lot of Puffy and J., sparkly but empty, vapid and vulgar.
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  17. Yikes! That back end looks like two pigs in a 50 pound sack of corn, trying to get out! She's lucky that skirt held together. And the dry, wrinkly elbows need some Bag Balm. Really, someone should counsel MO on how to buy the proper size clothing for her frame AND what is appropriate for a woman of her age.
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  18. MOTUS, it always makes me a little nervous when you post other examples of attire such as the porn candystriper...Big(R)MO doesn't need much encouragement and if she should turn up in the above outfit, we'll know to whom we should type, type, send...careful with those images! The very idea makes my eyes hurt.
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  19. I didn't know that bikini underpants came in a 3X size. Wonder why she wore black ones under her two sizes too small skirt. Guess she wants to make sure she gets awarded the title of FSOTUS--First Slut of US.
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  20. And now HP has the second unflattering St. Patrick's Day portrait up. The earlier one (ditched, apparently, after protestors commented) was a head to knees shot, straight on, right up her skirt.

    Now up:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/17/michelle-obama-goes-green_n_502828.html

    Colorful.

    Lulu
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  21. That slouching away, slinging her butt shot, looks as though it was choreographed to "The Stripper".

    Sashayin'?
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  22. Ha! Here's the first St. Paddy's Day photo - the one HP took down:
    http://www.daylife.com/photo/0epFd7y13VeMN?q=Michelle+Obama
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  23. The wrinkled insert on the back of the boob skirt looks like an arrow pointing to her hoo-ha. Why, oh, why? Please, please, an intervention is mandatory at this point.
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  24. MOTUS, at last the years-long mystery has been solved. The final photo proves that Big Foot DOES exist.

    It's uncanny!

    http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/pets/2009/08/17/patterson_bigfoot_lg1.jpg
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  25. Whoa. MOL's. Just finishing off a can of them grape things.. rice wrapped in grape leaves. With some wine. The cn won't tell me what they are, but they are damn good. So are all of you. Heading up to the next new topic........
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  26. rice wrapped in grape leaves? Dolmades? (or dolmathes...) That's one of my favorite Greek dishes...usually has a lemony bechemel sauce on it. Yum!
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  27. Is that a Stealth bomber landing up her runway?
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