Monday, March 15, 2010

Is This an Easter Miracle?

First the Shroud of Turin dress, and now, this?

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Have you seen Lady M on the cover of Newsweek? She’s talking about her No Child's Fat Behind program again. But that’s not why I’m bringing this up.

I’m just wondering; is it just because I spend my life reflecting things that I immediately thought: WTH is that reflection in the apple? Is it Leo Tolstoy? KSM? Karl Marx? Muhammad? ( I sure hope not, I understand we’re not supposed to reproduce his image, period.) Are those horns spouting from the top of his head? Where did they get this evil apple, from the Tea Partiers? Raj said it really did look like the Shroud of Turin to him, but what would he know – he’s a Buddhist.

If it is Karl Marx, some right wing nut is probably going to say it has something to do with indoctrinating the children in our schools or something: “feed your children well”? What were they thinking?

You would think, with all the little people we employ around here, that this sort of PR disaster would never happen. And doesn’t Newsweek hire editors anymore?

I’m going to take some aspirin, get a glass wax and have Raj check to make sure my lens are in focus. It’s going to be a long week.