Lady M, Sonya Sotomayor and Ruth Bader-Ginsburg held an art mentoring session today at the Supreme Court. An interesting venue for a lesson on primary colors, given that most things are black and white over there. But who doesn’t love art day? Just look how excited everyone is.
While Sonya and Baby Ruth stuck to their pre-assigned colors, Mo went a little above and beyond, as she is known to do, and wore not only her assigned primary color of yellow, but combined it with a teal blue skirt which allowed her to demonstrate how a secondary color – green – is created! Isn’t she simply amazing!
And for those of you who were worried about our fashion icon relinquishing her boob belt: well, see for yourself. Boob. Belt. It’s baa-ack. And Lucite like you’ve never seen it before!
Later, we kicked it up a notch by switching to our signature sleeveless sheath in emerald green (darker hue, more blue) for the official St. Patrick’s day celebration.
Which was nice, except for the bacteria infestation.
But MO gamely carried on, continuing the color mentoring into the evening. In honor of St. Patrick’s day, she selected the bacillus verdi to wear.
Every green eyed monster has its day, and March 17th belongs to the greens.
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MOTUS, you've outdone yourself again! MO looks thrilled as all get-out to be in the company of two SCOTUS justices. I LOVE the comment about the e. coli infested designer dress for St. Patrick's Day. That garb does look a bit like what I used to see in Petri dishes back in the molecular biology lab. Maybe she'll pull it out again for a National Academy of Sciences gala?
ReplyDeleteYou are all sooo clever. Just reading the comments to the posts is simply hilarious. But truthfully, there is something terribly off with MO and her clothes.... and her ubiquitous (forgive the spelling) arms. God oh god, can we cover them up? Will someone tell her to stop it with the arms? Arms in the morning, arms in the evening, arms in the dead of winter, arms, arms, arms and more arms. When all we need is chic, chic and chic. And arms (and elbows) are not chic.
ReplyDeleteLulu #2 (different lulu)
MOTUS:
ReplyDeleteI see you there, beaming in on the belt! It was to kill the bacteria, huh? Which forthwith reproduced at unprecedented rates to create the ham (read: "jambone" en francias, pour les pouvre expatriot malentendants) clinging species, alien of course, which attacked the bosom of our FLOTUS and ate up her tits on a green background!!!
Too bad she had to stand there, between those two sorry flags, in order to apologize for them. Oh! Our poor FLOTUS - excuse me now while I got throw up.
This means something conspiratorial, MOTUS. My intuition tells, me:
... to cling to green, the new white.
ReplyDeleteMOTUS, is the green thingie a two piece or simply a one piece dress with her traditional crease from pulling across the hips/ass? I knew she hadn't shed the boob belt. Her assistants were looking for the ugliest one they could find knowing she'd immediately embrace it. She's been a little remiss in the sparkly, shiny department lately.
ReplyDeleteSomeone suggested looking over at Huff&Puff at the comments about the candystripper outfit and the skirt with the rear hem arrow pointing to her hoo-ha...well the low-rent, low-class crowd is still there with their bad taste, disrespectful to the position of FLOTUS...of course, she's not a REAL FLOTUS...but they think that's the way we should be represented in the world...sad, just sad. It's despicable how low our culture has sunk that women are reduced to body parts...bottom feeders you could say. I agree with one post I read today pointing out how fast they'd run from Big(R)MO if they saw her for real...no false eyelashes, no wig hat, scary scowl and that angry mouth...I challenge any man to maintain with that looking at him...unless, of course, he likes to be humiliated in public as her husband does.
I hate to point this out Motus, given that you do our eyes a huge favor every day by refracting and airbrushing MO for us before we see her, BUT.....
ReplyDeleteit appears that she has borrowed BO's wife beater. Look closely under the thin (stretched too tightly???) blue top that is under the thin (too small by far) yellow cardigan that is under the HUGE lucite boob belt ($1.00 store clearance rack??).
Please have someone schedule her for a bra fitting ASAP as it is pathetic that FLOTUS has to borrow POTUS's undergarments!
Ladies, I do believe MO has been reading our ever so helpful fashion tips here. Did y'all notice that her legs are crossed demurely at the ankles and she's eased up on the Johnson & Johnson baby oil for her shins? If she keeps visiting us here, there may be hope for her yet.
ReplyDeleteThe sleeveless dress looks like it was discovered in N'Orlean after the hurricane, covered with green/black mold like everything else.
ReplyDeleteAnd, oh, the indignity of having to sit between two accomplished women who have overcome so many adversities, while knowing that she has no chance of ever being held in esteem like the two Supremes. It shows on her face and slouch that she's not happy to be in their company.
The goofy blue/green/yellow/boob belt/kitten heels outfit is so typical of poor taste and color blindness.
Just a personal question; where, exactly, does one find a gold lame belt with a clear plastic buckle?
That green/black crawly looking thing has the strangest dark shadow down the front of the skirt. Did she spill her drink? Look on face tells us that it was her third or fourth drink if she did. St. Paddy's Day is a national holiday for boozers.
ReplyDeleteAs for the day ensemble (!), it is a tissue thin sort of leaf green short-sleeved sweater over a sports bra. Below a teal skirt, too tight and too short, in which she should NEVER sit down. The view up the insides of her thighs is not a good thing. The yellow sweater, borrowed from Malia, is a too small yellow sweater. Nuff said. And then there is that godawful belt. If she paid more than 99 cents for it, she was had.
What is going on with this woman?
Ladies,
ReplyDeleteI don't have time to respond to all of your insightful comments right now, but just want to clarify Funky's wife-beater-under-sweater observation: remember, this was Erin Go Bragh-less day.
Yes, MO does seem to be wearing a sports bra or Barry's undershirt.
ReplyDeleteShe's more masculine than Barry, so what does it matter?
3 conflicting shades: skirt, top, and those tacky green shoes
See-through top! (check)
The First Mess is a human color wheel, where nothing matches nor complements.
She reminds me of my niece, who when 3, would put on just about every color in the rainbow.
Then she would proudly proclaim: "I got dressed all by myself today!"
MO got caught in a Hoo-Hoo shot because her skirt was too short and tight. The people in the first row were blinded by the sight.
I notice that Judge S. is wearing nylons. What a novel concept for a professional woman.
Another party dress that the attendants had to squeeze MO into. Bursting and creasing at the seams.
ReplyDeleteI bet the back view is....errrr...."Stunning" LOL
I've finally figured out the color choices! Thy're food colors. First strawberries, then the limes and lemons. MO's hungry!!
ReplyDeleteFuture Game Show: "Name That Closet"
ReplyDeleteFinal Challenge: Pick the closet that once belonged to Michelle Obama, #44 FLOTUS
Options: Choice of 3 Closets
Closet 1: Size 18, classic suits and sheath dresses.
Closet 2: Size 12, pantsuits in assorted colors.
Closet 3: Size 10, see-through blouses, skirts worn and strained at the seams, gaudy colors, tacky and fringy things, hundreds of plastic belts, skirts with an odd and oily residue along the bottom, hundreds of unopened packages of nylon stockings.
It is so far in the future that the contestant barely remembers MO, except a recent flap over her true measurements being leaked.
Final Contestant relies on logic. He remembers something about Mrs. Clinton and pantsuits so eliminates Closet 2.
A FLOTUS should be dignified he reasons. "That leaves out Closet 3. So I choose Closet 1, by reason, to be that of MO, a large woman who was
once FLOTUS."
Contestant remarks to Game Show Host: "Hey, that Closet 3 is a hoot! Everyone knows that no FLOTUS would be caught dressing like that!"
Let's all chip in and buy Queen Michelle Antoinette a Maidenform bra for the sake of our nation.
ReplyDeleteLet's all chip in and buy Queen Michelle Antoinette a Maidenform bra for the sake of our nation.
ReplyDeleteLet's all chip in and buy Queen Michelle a one-way ticket to Chicago for the sake of our nation.
ReplyDeleteLet's all chip in and buy Queen Michelle's husband a one way ticket to jail.
ReplyDeleteMOTUS,
ReplyDeleteOMG that green dress gives me the heebie-jeebies. It looks like it has fuzzy bugs crawling all over it. Also looks like she has a little static cling problem.
Re the photo with the two "Supremes". Has MO finally been told the proper way for a lady to sit or was the skirt just too tight for her to cross her legs?
That Shamrock outfit looks like a float from the Rose Bowl Parade.
ReplyDeleteMrs. P
Um, those of us who are native to Rose Parade land think that's a little harsh, Mrs. P. Granted she is built like a float - or the USS Enterprise? - but that dress would not make it no matter how they tried to execute it in living plant material.
ReplyDeleteNow Cinderella seems to be on the right track. Caterpillars crawling. All over. That's it.
When I first saw the evening pic, I thought I saw knee high boots as well. (Why not, Meesh?)
Lulu
Oh, Motus!
ReplyDeleteYou've really gone and done it this time...
Bad enough that we have to put up with The
FirstFatty, but the horrible get-ups of
"TheWiseLatina" too?
Her own mother looks better and dresses better
than she does.
Gotta go wash my eyes....
Who goes out in public wearing a pale, shear cardigan over dark short sleeves?
ReplyDeleteOhhhh, THAT's who.
As an person of Irish ancestry, I am deeply
ReplyDelete"offended" that MO made of mockery of my heritage by wearing 3 conflicting shades of green ALL AT THE SAME TIME.
Why aren't one of the Kennedys raising a fuss over this? LOL
Michelle Obama is the Creasy, Greasy One!
ReplyDeleteCreasy dresses and skirts bursting at seams.
Greasy bare legs no matter the season or occasion.
The Creasy, Greasy First Fatty.
Joke's on her. LOL
Luscious.
I've never seen neon lucite before. Seriously.
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