I feel really bad about this post. I mean really bad, like my hard drive is crashing bad. FOM/MOL “Kathy N” pointed me to this Newsbird post with pictures proving that I let my guard down in Mexico.
I think you can tell that I was off my game here. Just look at the crappy quality of my reflections. It looks like my lens is covered with lard. Why did that word come to mind?
Too many burritos at lunch resulted in a garment malfunction (split seam) and our new SEIU luggage packer left our emergency repair kit on the bed back in Big White. And MO had her heart set on wearing that outfit.
Try to find pink duct tape Mexico, I dare you. They don’t have Casa Depot so we were lucky to find any duct tape at all.
I didn’t think the reverse-skunk-stripe look would ever go public. But those Mexican paparazzi are sneakier than the haters at FOX News and quicker than Speedy Gonzales.
Maybe it was last night’s margaritas. Maybe I should have insisted that they use bottled water to clean my lens. I am feeling a little woozy. Whatever the reason, my reflexes were way too slow.
Sorry, I apologize. I’ll do better next time.
Right now though, I think I need a spoon full of Pepto-Glass Wax and a little siesta.
Urp.
UPDATE:
I’m not sure what is going on, but this just popped up on my hard drive:
Oh, my system is not right…I’ve got to go see Raj.
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