If you can read this post, you are a FOM and/or MOL. Everyone else will see this.
I apologize for all the secrecy, but all hell is breaking loose back in Big White over the no-longer-supportive L.A.Times article reporting the results of the latest no-longer-supportive CNN (aka Clinton News Network) poll showing America likes Hillary more than Big Guy. We expect this kind of Hate-Journalism from FOX News, but CNN?
Pa-lease.
Lady M selecting “Poster Children” as “good examples” for her historic “No Child’s Fat Behind” program – None here
How did that fat behind get in this shot? No, not hers, the guy in the blue shirt. Sheesh
“Hi ... Come on in ... Come on in”
Lady M de-planing Air Force WON-2 as we arrive in Mexico City wearing our, “floral frock” as described in HuffPo IMPORTANT NOTE:Yes, that’s right, HuffPo trolls clearly visit and steal from my MOLs as demonstrated here in the use, without attribution, of srdems “frock”. Come back little trolls and leave your thoughts, pretty please. (Sorry, I got carried away with this subtitle).
Big Butt hunting in Mexico City: better pickin’s than in Haiti
So anyway, Raj and Bo are in lock-down back in my secret bunker in the corner of Lady M’s closet doing a multiple-proxy, IP masked, encrypted post for me. I’m glad I restocked the hotel fridge with curry and snausages before MO and I started our historic first solo diplomatic mission. More on that in a minute.
You have to get “inside the data” to find the stuff about Hillary (Now you can see how important, and fun, my little tutorial on getting inside the data was). It shows public opinion has shifted dramatically since we bussed all those folks in from Chicago to enable our first historic win of the Iowa caucuses:
... 61% now think favorably of the former senator and only 35% unfavorably, both numbers improved from the 56% and 40% she had during the Democratic National Convention in late August of 2008 ...
... By comparison, in the same CNN poll, 57% of Americans now think favorably of Obama, down from 78% just before his inauguration; and 41% now think unfavorably of him, more than twice his unfavorable rating of early 2009.
Clinton's numbers also beat all other both Democrats and Republicans in the new poll.
Are they trying to cause trouble? What is the point of publishing this sort of racist “news”? All it’s going to do is get people thinking that Hillary might mount a primary challenge against Big Guy for the 2012 nomination.
Big Guy warming up to his future Secretary Hillary
Sure, like she is going to want to be the entry in the history books titled “The Racist Bitch Who Spoiled Barack Obama’s First, Second Historic Term As Glorious Leader Of The World”. Not to mention retiring our FLOTUS to pursue her modeling career. How will that be good for our children’s fat behinds?
Well, we’re not taking this lying down. Toes mobilized the Chicago O-Team strike force and put in a call to Andy Stern.
Axe-man started a rumor that Hillary was on the short list of possible nominees for the upcoming Supreme Court vacancy, then sent Gibbsy out to announce that she is not on Big Guy’s list.
The O-Team strike force, already in action, sent a bunch of cheerleaders from the University of Chicago to interview for “internship positions” at the Harlem office of the “William J. Clinton Foundation”.
Finally, for now, Toes, Axe-man and Pluff-Po (aka David Plouff) are loading TOTUS’ hard drive with an historic and articulate weekend read announcing a major transformation of our State Department. They aren’t done yet, so I don’t have all of the details, but according to what TOTUS has sent me so far, it will start with re-titling the position “Secretary of State” to “Secretary to the President.”
It also creates the first historic “Diplomacy Czar” who shall be empowered (I don’t think we use that great word enough anymore) to advise the President on all matters of foreign policy, and to oversee all State Department operations.
Do you see how important our first solo diplomatic mission is now? It’s not just about the fat behinds.
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If you live long enough you see it all: it's a floral ham hock!
ReplyDeleteI am totally gobsmacked.
I thought she did "killer" workouts before the sun rises every day. This picture is enough to say, exercise doesn't work. Of course, maybe her "killer'' workouts are working those toned arms moving her fork from her plate to her mouth.....hmmmm.....
ReplyDeleteSo now she will be Fat Czar AND Diplomatic Czar? Isn't that like making her Etiquette Czar? We can see how well that's been going.
ReplyDeleteI heard that Barry's looking for an Ugly Clothes Czar.
ReplyDeleteGodspeed, Hillary.
ReplyDeleteFinally, she wears something that might actually match the green shoes, so she wears yellow clodhoppers instead..I think she's toying with you Motus...
ReplyDeleteBwahahaha: "floral ham hock"! Quite an apt description. Glad we're past soup season. I may never be able to have a ham hock in my kitchen again!
ReplyDeleteTo any lurking trolls from HuffPo,
ReplyDeleteWe get you, the 'faint praise' you place beside the photos of MO wearing one tacky outfit after another tells it all. The uber-fans never catch on; they defend her, attack any critic, explain that she doesn't care what people think of her clothes. You let them insult her with thinly veiled or even blatant sexual innuendo. You don't put MO's activities on the "front" page because we all know that whatever she does is irrelevant and meaningless.
Well, you might like this shot, and please see www.anotherthousandwords.blogspot.com
ReplyDeleteTf the shot did not transfer, just go to my blog. Thanks.
"Floral ham hock" AHahahahahahaha!!!!
ReplyDeleteI still say those people look way too whitish for her to associate with.
I was thinking the same thing about those yellow shoes, anon. Finally she wears something that would coordinate with the pea-green kitten heels and she wears -- YELLOW. Is that woman color-blind? And I see she accessorized her blue and white shower-curtain frock with red shoes. I can't wait to see what the next dreadful color combo will be.
ReplyDeleteSine QN,
ReplyDeleteFloral ham hock! Sounds yummy. Would make a lovely Glade air freshener.
Kathy N,
You’re close. The only thing we can kill before sunrise is a glass of OJ with a tequila chaser.
MadameD,
Would that make MO the Fat Etiquette Diplomat?
Anon1,
Sorry, that position’s been filled.
Anon2,
She’ll need it with this crowd.
Anon3,
All I can tell you is that one of the new rules made by the ugly clothes czar is “shoes must never, ever match or coordinate with your outfit. It’s postmodern.
Anon4,
That’s too bad, I understand ham hocks are yummy. Maybe you could try the Glade air freshener instead.
srdem,
irrelevant and meaningless – just like community organizing work.
RP Free Speech,
The Hil shot? Love it. What did we do before photoshop? Great blog too, love the photos. I see you have some shots from my brother, Hub. Aren’t they swell?
bettyann,
Actually, MO is a little surprised too.
Portia,
Well, I thought the red shoes were just her way of completing the red, white and blue theme. I’m afraid I can’t explain the yellow clodhoppers, other than the new rule, as explained to Anon3, above.
Are there not constitutional questions regarding the transformation of Secretary of State? Can the Administration do that, move the SOS position to a purely personal one?
ReplyDeleteBreaking News!
ReplyDelete"Obama's Secret Style Weapon"
http://www.politico.com/click/stories/1004/obamas_secret_style_weapon.html
Anon2
The funny part about MO is that each time she disembarks the plane, she looks like she is thinking: "Wow, don't I look luscious. I am just all THAT."
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, observers are snickering in disbelief. Does every day have to be silly costume day?
Her 28-year-old stylist-assistant must be a sly buddy of Hillary's.