Well, I see that the “free” picture sites are up and running again. Our embargo orders have been thwarted by – you guessed it – the First Amendment. So, although we haven’t officially lifted the embargo, those rogue interweb companies don’t respond to orders requests the way our MSM lapdogs do. And apparently we can’t avail ourselves of all the other legal remedies we had originally planned either.
Butt before I get into that, you’re really going to enjoy these candid shots from dinner last night:
Whoa! Is this not the best retro-chic you’ve ever seen? 1970’s tunic made of scraps from the 60’s, paired with those ever popular 80’s-stylin’ leggings:
Is this not the best use of fashion recycling you’ve ever seen?
And Big Guy was looking sharp too, in his Verizon guy jacket:
Butt back to our photography embargo order: It appears that several of our enforcement options are unavailable at this time. First, we found out that Ellie Kagan won’t technically be on the Team until the first Monday in October,so we can’t get the Supremes to rule the Constitution void with regards to First Amendment rights. And because we didn’t get that Net “Neutrality” thingy in place yet, we can’t just shut down the offending ISP’s. Likewise, because Congress isn’t in session this month, we also can’t just deem these photographs to be illegal. So it looks like we’re just going to have to rely on “Chicago-Style” a bit longer. We’ll have reinforcements flown in by this afternoon.
Meanwhile,we are trying to enjoy our vacay. As you can see, it’s not easy :
Date Night at the State Road Restaurant. Are we having fun yet?
Between the bad enchiladas and the constant worry about all of our plans that are pretty much on hold until we manage to stack the Supreme Court court: full Obamacare implementation (public option), circumventing Congress with an Executive Order to deem Amnesty for our illegals in time for the mid-terms, and once and for all getting that Interweb Neutering Net Neutrality fix in.
But enough about the heavy lifting, we’re on vacation. You’ve probably been wondering what the O’s have for dinner when they dine out,so here’s the inside scoop on their menu selections from the State Road Restaurant:
Appetizers: for Mo, Braised Berkshire Pork Bellies (we skipped the Christian Farms egg that normally comes with: no point reopening the GZM/religion controversy), Steamed Cape Cod Mussels for Big Guy (he thought they might help him bulk up).
Entrees: Pan Roasted Day Boat Fluke for Lady M and Imposter Sausage (a house specialty) for Big Guy.
With a menu like that, they might want to consider widening the doorway.
Big Guy was happy to hear, when we got back to the compound, that John McCain won his primary last night. Although they were opponents in ‘08, they really see eye to-eye on more than you might think. And we’re counting on his support for our Executive Amnesty Order. He’s going to need all the votes he can get in Arizona come November.
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Apparently Michelle hauled her trusty Singer along on the holiday trip and she's started running up her own fashions out of whatever she can find in the clothes hamper.
ReplyDeleteDon't get me wrong, I'm a sewer myself. It's fun to make your own patterns. But it looks as if she took the top part of a dress and sewed a bedspread to the bodice to cover up her tummy.
Never have I seen an uglier dress. And those tights? Come on she has to be drunk. And I mean drunk 24/7. No sober woman would dress like this, not even to open the front door to pick up the newspaper.
MOTUS, I pity you. There is only so much technology can do. I hope this er, ensemble of Michelle's didn't damage your sensitive optics.
I think she bought that at the mosque bazaar while in Spain you know support your local mosque thing.....
ReplyDeleteThe look on her face as she's squeezing through the door is "How dare you stand so close to me, peasant. I'll have your head." She is not pleased and someone is sure to hear about it.
ReplyDeleteThese are some really odd pictures of the Wons, not to mention MO's attire. BO appears angry and MO looks like she is just getting out of rehab.
ReplyDeleteMOTUS, with all due respect, I am adding a caption to one of your photos:
ReplyDelete"Hey man, back off with the camera. Show some respect. The bitch about to fall down on her ass. Give a brother a hand and carry her sorry black butt to the car."
That woman is huge
ReplyDeleteMan...where to start? That outfit is beyond the pale.
ReplyDeleteIs this another new designer experiment, or did the girls make it after they got tired of 'reading'? No...I'm sure the girls have better taste, in spite of...everything.
And black leggings?? At the beach...in August?? I mean, maybe for a 6am hockey practice in MN in January, but...seriously...
Does MO look 'out of it'? Could it be that she hadn't quite 'recovered' from the nearly 3-hour lunch, on top of the 3-hour dinner the night before?
Big Guy looks as if he's seriously behind on his sleep or something. Aren't people supposed to look relaxed when on vacay? He looks anything BUT relaxed.
I guess it evens out. MO looks 'relaxed' enough for both of them.
Jenny, while I agree with your interpretation I would like to present an alternate take, if you don't mind.
ReplyDeleteShe's a little unk-dray and is using the physical supports on either side of her to avoid falling on her face. You know, sometimes if one has had a few too many cosmos it is convenient to wedge into a group shot so that people on either side can hold you up.
I hope the White House curators saved President Taft's custom made bathtub. They are going to need it.
ReplyDeletehttp://wiki.answers.com/Q/Did_President_Taft_break_a_bathtub
Verizon guy jacket... MOTUS, you owe me a new keyboard =-O
ReplyDeleteThat dress is beyond belief....why would anyone to go out in public like that?
ReplyDeleteI wonder what we've missed if the photo embargo was lifted for this disaster?
Big Guy looks like he is close to a mental breakdown.
Jackie Kennedy meets Winnie Mandela.
ReplyDeleteMotus--funniest post ever plus I laughed all the way through the replies. I wish I had something amusing to contribute.
ReplyDeleteHaHaHa. Okay AT, yours is better :) However, those hips are easily two feet across, and the door frame may have easily held her up.
ReplyDeleteFluke and Imposter: perfect! LOL
ReplyDeleteQueen Michelle Antoinette's a "royal" mess as usual. She's wearing her big girl "I'm going to eat the entire island" clothes.
And what style! Leggings are so upscale and attractive on middle-aged, overweight women! Not!
And paired with an ugly, most likely expensive muumuu or whatever that thing is--well, there are no words... :)
Paging Mr. Blackwell...Please come back--urgent!
More like Tacky O meets Winnie.
ReplyDeleteWhoa!
ReplyDeleteA mu-mu and leggins!
I think this might be another sad nod to her "African heritage." It would work equally well for gypsies in Europe, and 1970s folksingers at earth fairs, so who knows?
ReplyDeleteYou can contribute this new McDonald's meal to replace the Happy Meal with the:
ReplyDeleteLooks like the "fitness guru" just grew, grew, grew :)
ReplyDeleteThe idea is that the tightly clad legs sticking below the muumuu imply that that the concealed body is syvelte. I will probably try this dodge if I gain a few more pounds. As Ms. Let's Move, she should be in top shape -- or is it only fat kids who should be ashamed?
ReplyDeleteThat's just the front view.
ReplyDeleteBack view? Whew!
Bet it's rump-tacular!!LOLOL :)
I'll have to admit; I did wear leggings last month. But they were paired with a ton of glitter for an Adam Lambert concert.
ReplyDeleteI don't believe I would have dressed similarly if going out to dinner. But then again, maybe glitter will be Michelle's next experiment in post-modern dressing.
This is Savage Sadie, although I don't show up with that name on this computer for some reason.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, that dress puts the UG in UGLY!
She looks stricken to me. And he looks insane.
ReplyDeleteA good friend said she looked like a mammy doll.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he's all Scrabbled out.
ReplyDeleteAnd the 25 shots he took at that bunkered ball the other day had to exhaust him. That was the wicked ball he ended up tossing onto the green and declaring a mulligan
Mama Cass?
ReplyDeleteMOO thinks those black leggings disguise her fat knees. She is moving rapidly toward Hillary's Stonehenge gams.
ReplyDeleteMOO needs to donate that huge, ugly dress to the young
ReplyDeletewoman who makes new clothes out of them for $1.
http://green.yahoo.com/blog/guest_bloggers/60/turn-ugly-dresses-into-nice-ones-for-1.html
It's the textures that bewilder me. Strips of cotton ethnic novelty fabric sewn onto a.........walmart bath towel???
ReplyDeleteBwa-ha-ha-ha-ha.......fashion icon eyesore...ha-ha...
ReplyDeleteMy vote is that Malia made it at camp.
ReplyDeleteHaHaHa. Fat and ugly. Oh my. I'm betting once BO is free from the shackles of public life, he won't be playing the good husband too much
ReplyDeleteThat's date nights out in public two nights in a row. Along with photographs that overcame a supposed image embargo. I am not buying it! The body language says it all. MO might have been forced into hiding for a few days. But now she seems to be in full rebellion mode and wants to be seen more than ever to make up for lost time with dinner, lunch and dinner again. Daring anyone to stop her, no matter how sloshed, hung over or bloaty faced she might look. Which might also explain her choice in clothing: like she dressed herself in the dark or in a drunken stupor/haze.
ReplyDeleteMotus- I have been a ardent follower of your blog for many months now and thank you have bringing many MObutt's "masterpiece" images. I really cannot pick my most fav moment when she made a ass (pun intended) of her herself.
ReplyDeleteSo evry time I see her in an awful outfit the elicits "Oh no she didn't" I go to see what the crazies at Mrs O say about that. So today I checked this outfit and no surprises- they are praising this "bohemian" look too. I has to post a comment about "no accounting for taste" and a dare to that Mrs T that is she really like it, actually wear something like this in public.
Of course my posting will not get published there LOL
Yes, Annona, you are right. Now, I typically smile when I see an AA woman (or man) dressed in their bright colors and patterns and wish I could try that out. BUTT, this is something else again. This is just bad for her body type and all you can say is it is just 'loud.' Those horizontal panels at the shoulders and hem just accentuate her wide shoulders and large bottom - especially as the 'body' of the dress is full. Then to add the pants....what? It's not as if the dress was short - it is not, it is full length. Was she cold? No, I just think she has a subconscious need to cover up to "hide" if you will. And, BHO definitely looks pissed off that someone was there to take their picture. He's got his hand on her shoulder - protective, like. Believe me, he knows his wife is on a lot of 'shit lists' and he contends that his wife is 'off-limits'...
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of muuuslem stuff...look at the first pic...did some muuuslems join them for dinner last night? Isn't that a tall woman in a burqa waiting in line to exit?
ReplyDeleteIs it possible that MO actually covered her (in her mind at least) fabulous, toned arms, in August while on vacation? Not any sleeves but oversized, billowing peasant style ones, at that
ReplyDeleteThere is apparently a a new, very green, fashion forward genre of clothing: ecofriendly, reconstructed (not to be confused with deconstructed) clothing. Here's an example of it:
ReplyDeleteit's a nazgull
ReplyDeleteMotus--Please don't let her fix her hair like that. Have some mercy on us.
ReplyDeleteAfter all of her bare legs (oiled and greasy legs), she decides to wear leggings-and in the summer! I think I have seen this outfit being sold on HSN or QVC at 4a.m. on the clearance show.
ReplyDeleteBut Bo looks angry. It does look as if she is rebelling, and that he is aware of it. Is she purposely trying to make him look bad? Only Motus knows the real back story on this. But, for sure, there has never been another "first couple" photgraphed so much and in so many odd outfits.
Did you follow the link that Hank put up?? What is the deal with "reporting" Arizona to the UN??? The border of Arizona is not an international interest (at least not a concern of the UN). It is between Arizona and the US government.
Oh, dear Arabella, not a sewer, a seamstress. We have enough stink in the WH -- and you are NOT part of it!
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ReplyDeletedear cate in San Diego please check this out an army of nazgulls !
“A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For the traitor appears not a traitor; he speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their arguments, he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation, he works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist." -- Cicero
ReplyDeleteGood won MJ! Especially the nickname for A-jad!
ReplyDeleteBTW, skinny BO could only dream of having such a buff bod!
Looks like she buys her clothes at Sacks Fifth Avenue.
ReplyDeleteHer covering her arms now and wearing black leggings in August is just about as ridiculous as wearing sleeveless cocktail dresses and no hosiery in the dead of winter in DC. This is like Alice in Wonderland where everything is opposite as it should be. What a disgusting pig she is.
ReplyDeleteWhy yes, Bobbie. I do consider myself a seamstress. But I did not want to sound as if I were bragging. That reminds me, my Bernina needs to go to the shop for its annual overhaul.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait until Project Runway features a very special challenge.
ReplyDeleteTim Gunn: "Designers, your next challenge will involve creating a new look for an important public figure and fashion icon."
(Shot of designers whispering and bouncing up and down in excitement. Pan to the door ..... and in walks Michelle.)
The designers are dumbfounded. One of them runs to the work table and starts gouging his eyes out with scissors. The Wise-Ass-Gay designer raises his hand and asks "Do we get extra money for fabric shopping for this challenge? I mean we're going to need a lot of yardage for this one. The Ass-Kissing-Female-Black designer interviews with the camera about "What a role model Michelle is. I can't wait to work with her. She has a real woman's body. We sisters ain't ashamed of a little booty."
Actually, do you remember the challenge where the designers had to make an outfit using stuff taken from a car? The front panel on that dress looks like car upholstery.