Wednesday, August 25, 2010

A Pea In The Pod? Here We Go Again.

I just knew this was going to cause trouble when Lady M decided on this frock.

U.S. President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama leave State Road Restaurant after dinner in Oak Bluffs on Martha's Vineyard, Massachusetts August 24, 2010. The first family is on a 10-day summer vacation. REUTERS/Jim Young (UNITED STATES - Tags: POLITICS)

Butt I didn’t expect the trouble to come from my BB (blogging buddy) JammieWearingFool. It seems JWF is dredging up the ole’ “preggers” rumor that Lady M has a bun in the oven. This happens when we have a slow news day, or a photograph embargo. If you haven’t been following the conspiracy theories, the “Preggers” are a subchapter of the “Birthers.” Sort of like the Weather Underground was a subchapter of the SDS.

pease3Oh no! Triplets! 

Anyway, the Birthers question the country of Big Guy’s alleged birth, and the Preggers are constantly questioning the cause of MO’s expanding girth. A sub-subchapter, the “grapers,” question, among other things, whether or not Big Guy is the biological father of the alleged baby on board.

Ok, for the record,

  • I am not Lady M’s gynecologist, (eeuuw!)
  • My circuitry can not replace the rabbit and
  • MO has not shared any “inside information” with me

So, everything that follows is, as always, just my humble opinion.

Lady M is not in a family way.  I know, I know, she’s been wearing a lot of maternity style clothing  lately, butt that’s just one of the fashion forward re-statements we’re testing this season.It’s a sacrifice icons must make.

And I suppose releasing the preliminary results of our experiments with the post-partum Belly Bandit® containment system raised a few eyebrows. Butt this too can be easily explained by a review of our snacking patterns - without having to question what the milk man was doing in the house.

So, I’m begging you all, pa-leeeze, at least while I’m on vacation, Can We Please Not Say “Preggers"? And if we must discuss the growing “bulge”, can we just talk about Burger Bumps?

You’ll be doing me a great personal favor. Thank you.