I just knew this was going to cause trouble when Lady M decided on this frock.
Butt I didn’t expect the trouble to come from my BB (blogging buddy) JammieWearingFool. It seems JWF is dredging up the ole’ “preggers” rumor that Lady M has a bun in the oven. This happens when we have a slow news day, or a photograph embargo. If you haven’t been following the conspiracy theories, the “Preggers” are a subchapter of the “Birthers.” Sort of like the Weather Underground was a subchapter of the SDS.
Anyway, the Birthers question the country of Big Guy’s alleged birth, and the Preggers are constantly questioning the cause of MO’s expanding girth. A sub-subchapter, the “grapers,” question, among other things, whether or not Big Guy is the biological father of the alleged baby on board.
Ok, for the record,
- I am not Lady M’s gynecologist, (eeuuw!)
- My circuitry can not replace the rabbit and
- MO has not shared any “inside information” with me
So, everything that follows is, as always, just my humble opinion.
Lady M is not in a family way. I know, I know, she’s been wearing a lot of maternity style clothing lately, butt that’s just one of the fashion forward re-statements we’re testing this season.It’s a sacrifice icons must make.
And I suppose releasing the preliminary results of our experiments with the post-partum Belly Bandit® containment system raised a few eyebrows. Butt this too can be easily explained by a review of our snacking patterns - without having to question what the milk man was doing in the house.
So, I’m begging you all, pa-leeeze, at least while I’m on vacation, Can We Please Not Say “Preggers"? And if we must discuss the growing “bulge”, can we just talk about Burger Bumps?
You’ll be doing me a great personal favor. Thank you.
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