News Wrap-up at 11:00, on the 9th day of our vacay. Inside the G-Block (Shep Smith’s now defunct 7th segment):
Today, we’re bikin’ tha Rock, inside yer G-Block. Tha G-Block: I wish it started with an “O,” butt it dOn’t.
If yer new to tha G-Block or ya just don’t remember tha rules ya can go to tha original G-Block post “More Body Scanners In: The G-Block.”
WARNIN’
THAT ORIGINAL G-BLOCK POST
CONTAINS IMAGES THAT MIGHT CAUSE
YA TO LOSE YER LUNCH
In a nutshell, here in tha G-Block, we drop endin’ “g”s and anythin’ else we feel like, that makes us sound like the WONs when they’re talkin’ like the peeps. Ya know, like they do when they’re on the campaign stump in the inner city, or tourin’ a battery plant.
A Little Travelin’ Music – Born To Be Wild: Steppenwolf
First up in G, Big Guy’s takin’ to tha trails of Correllus State Forest on Martha's Vineyard in West Tisbury. Last year, everyone wuz hatin’ on Bo for settin’ a bad example by not wearin’ a helmut. So this year we’re sportin’ a colorful brain bucket. No wise cracks!
Git Yer Motor Runnin’ (photo:AP) Next up, we see Big Guy givin’ Wee Won-1 a crash course in leadership. He’d teach her more, butt TOTUS is back at Blue Herron Farm, chillin’.
Tha whole family is goin’ along for tha ride, showin’ their patriotism with bikes in red, blue and...yellow?
MO brings up the “rear” banana bike style (photo: Daylife)WARNIN’: Big Dog On Trail!
And there’s a guy walkin’ his pooch too. (photo: Daylife)
Yer Closin’ Glam shot of the day: in “G” (photo: Daylife)
And that’s yer news, and tha G-Block on this 9th day of our vacation on the Rock 2010.
And now, …here comes Bill!






Dog on trail: "Mmmmmmmmmm, ham.............."
ReplyDeletePreview of next Must Have?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.instyle.co.uk/news/see-pics-beyonce-on-holiday-26-08-10
All that exercise builds up the appetite. MO lobster, MO lobster:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.whitehousedossier.com/2010/08/27/obamas-dined-mcdonalds-tonight/
I wonder if this 22-pound lobster (named Bubba) would be big
ReplyDeleteenough for MOO's mid-day snack:
http://jeffw.typepad.com/cogitare/2005/03/no_butter_for_b.html
No matter how elegant the venue, the ever-gauche MOO will reach across the table and pick her teeth.
ReplyDeleteIt looks as if Bo is riding a girl's bike and Mo is riding a boy's bike. Speaks volumes.
ReplyDeleteshe's fat too
ReplyDeleteMOTUS:
ReplyDeleteGranny Jan requested a Photoshop (TM) yesterday...here it is.
Think you might enjoy it too?
Listening to Born to Be wild and looking at the first picture of BO on the bike somehow reminded me of Dukakis riding a military tank during his campaign in the 80s.
ReplyDeleteNICE WORK, RPFS!
ReplyDeleteLoves the training wheels! And pink shirt! Awesome!
Now that's just, plain ... Sa-ha-ha-weet!
ReplyDeleteYup, butt we already knew who wears the pants on this team.
ReplyDeleteBTW, Gerard has a nice collection of posts regardin' the bike ride, headlined by moi, in his sidebar "Thinkin' Right" today.
Yes he does. And he's got those ginormous ears to substitute for the headphones in the helmet.
ReplyDeleteAnd clarice made the comparison a couple days ago.
At least Obama ain't wearin' no mom jeans - 'cuz no self respectin' momma I know would be seen in those high waisted, poochy-butt horrors. (Okay, I'm just guessin' these don't fit any better than the ones he wore to play putt putt.)
ReplyDeleteThank you, MOTUS and Bijou!
ReplyDeleteI appreciated Gran's request, cuz I figured after I did this very early this AM, it would be right up her alley!
How many lobsters will the First Glutton devour today?
ReplyDeleteThe ever-gauche MOO, Queen of Gluttony and
ReplyDeleteEmpress of No Manners,
will pick her teeth and reach across the table for MO-MO butter.
Lobsters live in fear when MOO comes to Massachusetts. Not one of them is safe. At least they finally did a family activity with the bikin' photo op.
ReplyDeleteThose thighs, those thighs, those Cover Girl thighs: not, not, not!
ReplyDeleteYikes!
"Fitness Role Model" ROFL
You'll see it in my next video, thanks!
ReplyDeleteRatio of Lobsters Devoured to Miles Ridden on Bike:
ReplyDelete10:2
Wow! Here's a mystery indeed! A woman called in to Laura Ingraham's show to take her to task for criticizing MOO's desserts and Barry's golf swing. Was it MOO's mom? (3:04 in)
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsZfcLTELs4&feature=player_embedded
Ignorant, arrogant, low-class: must be MR.
ReplyDeleteThe MOO ACORN doesn't fall far from the tree.
Apparently putting any number of pieces of clothing together and insisting it is an outfit is the style now.
ReplyDeleteRight you are. Clarice did mention the Weekly Standard article that compares BO and Dukakis prowess.
ReplyDeleteThe pictures are the proof of it.
BTW Doofus picture: priceless
Annona...get with the program
ReplyDelete"...puttin'.......insistin'..."
Michelle Antoinette is a gourmand. She thinks she is a gourmet but she is wrong.
ReplyDeletegourmand (coutesy dictionary.com): "a person who is fond of good eating, often indiscriminatingly and to excess"
In other words, MOO is a hog who stuffs herself.
Sigh....""listenin'...lookin" ....ridin'...durin'..."
ReplyDeleteMichelle Antoinette is a gourmand. She thinks she is a gourmet but she is wrong.
ReplyDeletegourmand (courtesy dictionary.com): "a person who is fond of good eating, often indiscriminatingly and to excess"--in other words, a hog
who stuffs herself--that's MOO.
Heh,heh,heh she sounded all wee-weed-up.
ReplyDeletePeople...drop them Gs! " ...criticizin'..."
ReplyDeleteIt gives me immense pleasure thinkin' bout the first granny blowin' her top.
Oops! Sorry! It's what happens when I'm postin' too quickly.
ReplyDeleteOops! Sorry! It's what happens when I'm postin' too quickly.
ReplyDeleteWhat a clever way to dispell the rumors that BO is a weak, girly-man by putting him on a girl's bike wearing a lame helmet! Genius.
ReplyDeleteoops, "wearin' a lame helmet". my bad
ReplyDeleteMO-MO is not only uber-fashionable whilst recreating, she's practical too!
ReplyDeleteWearing a couple of spare tires around her waist is genius!
The grownups are wearing helmets, while the children are NOT.
ReplyDeleteWrong on so many levels...
I give her props for riding a bike, even though she has a hangoverl
ReplyDeleteI saw a pic later with O on a boy's blue bike. Wonder when it was shopped - to looks like a girl's or a boy's?
ReplyDeleteLoved your sidebar.
Cape Cod Times:
ReplyDeleteBut for others in the area, Michelle Obama's trip to Main Street in Edgartown was more hindrance than inspiration.
Secret Service agents closed down the road while the first lady lunched, disappointing bystanders and retailers alike.
The owner of another women's clothing boutique, who asked not to be identified, said the visit to town actually caused her businesses to lose money. Michelle Obama did not shop at any of the nearby stores, she said. And since the road was closed to visitors, potential shoppers were excluded for the afternoon, too, she said.
"We even had a sign in the window," the retailer said. "But she didn't shop, she didn't go down the street."
you are tryin', butt everybody's not followin' the rules.
ReplyDeleteNow we're gettin' into it!
ReplyDeleteCinderella: How would you feel about bein' appointed to my official G-Block Monitorin' G-Unit?
ReplyDelete<span>Cinderella: How would you feel about bein' appointed to my official G-Block Monitorin' G-Unit?</span>
ReplyDeleteThere's no money in it, butt there's unlimited power!
Let's compare and contrast Bo's bike photo with this one:
ReplyDeletehttp://mtobikes.com/separation-of-bike-and-state/
I be acceptin' your offer.
ReplyDeleteThink of Erkel on a bike--that's Barry.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, doesn't anyone around these people know how to ride a bike? Why doesn't someone (since obviously MO/BO don't know themselves) tell these dips to PUT UP THE SEAT on their bikes? They're both tall people, and the seat is in the lowest position. Ridiculous. It just shows that this wasn't about riding a bike; rather, it was all about the Photo-Op. Bleh.