So the Obama’s went to church yesterday. And guess what? No asteroids fell to earth, no giant cracks opened up in the earth’s surface. In fact, turns out it was a nice day. Birds were chirping and folks were strolling down the mall.
I don’t know why there was such a fuss over the O’s going to church in the first place. It’s not like they don’t go twice a year. And the Reverend Jeremiah Wright is just like an uncle to Big Guy - albeit a weird, old, estranged uncle who shouldn’t be left alone with the children.
Besides, we wore recycled: that’s worth a few points in the God-bucket right there.
Thakoon at work for the American people:
In fact, we’ve always worn recycled for going to church. All 3 times.
Moschino at Congressional speech and going to church, 2009
Peter Soronen at Inaugural event and Easter service, 2010:
In addition to church attendance, here are a few more things you can expect to see recycled in order to re-invigorate our base this election season, according to the LA Times:
An old cast of characters will appear in President Obama's speeches throughout the rest of the political season and beyond, an array of figures like his war veteran grandfather, his resourceful single mother and his physically disabled yet triumphant father-in-law.
Also appearing will be Barack Obama himself — not just the president intent on explaining his policies and plans, but also the man who introduced himself and his life story to Americans two years ago.
Wow! I mean just wow!
Has it really only been 2 years?
And just look how those girls have grown!
Got to run. Busy planning our farm-to-table luncheon.
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I may barf. I have to hear more about MommyBOest? GrandpappyWonWWII? MOFinLaw? And worst of all, more about The One Himself?
ReplyDeleteWhat is left for him to tell about himself? The thrill of years of bowing to Mecca during his childhood in Indonesia? How he contrived put all papers concerning his health, education, and citizenship well beyond the reach of mortal humans? Why he is getting so scrawny? How he can hang with black liberationists when he himself is half white? Why he seems not to remember the sacrifices that his white grandparents made for him? How many people can fit under the bus? Where he got a bus the size of North America? From whence comes his willingness to subordinate American interests to those of Mexico? Why the murders along the border don't appear to him to be blood on his hands? ETC.
That Thakoon looks like it was spray-painted on her, but the pearls were a nice touch. Also, a nice touch was the reason for this church visit: a radical muslim was speaking about those evil Israelis. Never too late to start brainwashing the WEE Wons.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to take the high road (or the delusional loony road) and hope that being in a house of worship reminded the O's that there is a higher power and our goal is always to better ourselves.
ReplyDeleteGo to yesterday's thread to see what church attendance may have been about yesterday. For starters, here is the St. John's Church bulletin notice:
ReplyDelete<span><span><span>September 19, 2010</span></span>
<span><span>Prospects for the Two-State Solution the Middle East, Part I</span></span><span><span>. Speaker: Ziad Asali, M.D., Founder and President, American Task Force on Palestine</span></span> </span>
And from the FrontPage article link that Bobbie and Jullou posted, the ATFP board also includes Obama's pal Rashid Khalidi and Tareq Salahi (the guy who crashed the state dinner with his wife - ultimately costing Desiree Rogers her job).
The links are in Bobbie's and Jullou's posts on yesterday's thread.
there is no nice way to say this, but the US FL looks like an ape in women's clothing.
ReplyDeleteWell, Annona, that seems to cover it. Nice work.
ReplyDeleteWho's the fawning AfAm guy (no, not her) in the "Inaugural Event" photo?
ReplyDeleteBy the way, MOTUS stunning play on P-U and Pew!.
The Obamas looked like a bunch of slobs at Easter service.
ReplyDeleteLeggings to church? And what on Earth did MOO let Malia wear?
What is that outfit?
MOTUS, I heard that the upcoming luncheon menu is quite expensive.
Sounds like another MOO fake-a-thon/mooch-a-thon.
Barry looks like he swallowed a lemon in that "prayer" photo.
ReplyDeleteGuess it's hard for the arrogant one to even fake being humble to a truly superior authority.
I have decided that Michelle Antoinette is still wee-weed up about not being paid to be First Lady -- so she's making sure what she feels her salary should have been is spent on fun, fun, fun for her and The One.
ReplyDeleteIt's a shocker that MOO can still squeeze into those "recycled" frocks.
ReplyDeleteOMG, look at Hillary's hair! Daily Mail photos taken at UN yesterday:
ReplyDeletehttp://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/20/article-0-0B436176000005DC-409_468x619.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/20/article-0-0B431293000005DC-868_224x328.jpg
Link to Daily Mail article:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1313592/Oh-Hillary-hairstyle-just-doesnt-cut-Mrs-Clinton-prepares-huge-UN-meeting-lank-locks.html
Never happen.
ReplyDeleteMy, oh, my, the ol' girl couldn't look more ridiculous if she tried!
ReplyDeleteI mad some MOO photos that would be good as avatars. It would be fun if more of us had these. If you have special requst for another food item, I'll try to make it for you:
ReplyDeleteWhat is Hillary thinking? The woman has lost her mind. Over the past year her looks have gone in the tank--totally. Will someone please explain what's going on with this woman? Is she having some sort of slow-motion nervous breakdown?
ReplyDeleteCupcakes are always in season:
ReplyDeleteShe's now OLDER and the hair thins, the middle thickens, the energy wanes, the short-term memory acts up, etc...AND NOBODY TOLD her she'd have to WORK harder on her appearance, her weight, her hair.........She should demand that MicHELLe shares some of her 23 personal hair/wardrobe attendants with her! She is the SOS, after all.
ReplyDeleteA kobi beef slider granny j ?...love the videos laughed all weekend....
ReplyDeleteWhile MOO dresses like a clown and eats like an oink, Barry
ReplyDeleteplans more attacks on Tea Party.
http://gatewaypundit.firstthings.com/2010/09/bring-it-obama-plans-assault-on-tea-party/#comments
Thanks, I try it...hmm a nice slab of Wagyu.
ReplyDeleteGive the old girl a break. Her beautiful, young lover married Weiner at a ceremony officiated by Billy.
ReplyDeleteEl correcto. She's taking it out in trade.
ReplyDeleteWhen I saw that this morning, I wondered whether she was going to let her hair grow out and mimic Sarah's upsweep. It won't work but I'll bet she's going to go for a french twist at least. There are better ways to segway into that....
ReplyDeleteShe has gained so much weight that this dress is now 2-3 inches shorter. So sad. I wonder if the girls will wear her hand-me-downs when she outgrows them?
ReplyDeleteWow, does she think she is 15? She has been growing her hair out for ever, without making any effort to style it. While it was becoming more and more straggly, limp and lifeless. Now she just sweeps it up and clips (with a cheap plastic looking thing) on top of her head? She should know better. This is so wrong.
ReplyDeleteBTW, she doesn't have to wait to get some of MO's assistants (not going to happen) to rescue her hair. She's rich enough to afford some hairstylists of her own.
Inspiring video
ReplyDeleteWe the People
http://hillbuzz.org/2010/09/20/neither-the-democrats-nor-the-cocktail-party-gop-establishment-have-any-idea-whats-heading-their-way/#comment-266842
I suggest a waffle cone positioned upside-down like a dunce cap.
ReplyDeleteThe original Thakoon dress looks a little longer than the dress she wore yesterday did. Did MO have it altered? If it is the exact same dress it also looks little faded. Though as some have pointed out it might just be a matter of lighting, which the photogs seem to use often make MO look lighter. And oh, the big black bow was missing yesterday, though that might have just been an add-on.
ReplyDeleteI agree. Even her most ardent fans have got to see that even if she does not get paid in cash for her 'job' as FL , she gets a lot of 'perks'.
ReplyDeleteHere are just a few:
Free housing in a not too shabby and 'historic' establishment; private chefs at her beck and call to create all that her little heart desires whenever she desires it; chauffeured limo rides/plane rides whereever she wants to go; countless SS members to keep her and her entourage safe and secure; designers throwing themselves at her feet and offering their masterpieces for free; most importantly all the fame and adulation of people as the greatest fashion icon of all time.
If, in spite of all this she thinks she is not compensated enough, too bad. IMO she should pay us back for all she has received at least in showing graciousness and propriety as she performs her role.
Oh my that clip--four for $1 at Family Dollar.
ReplyDeleteWhy doesn't she have a traveling hair stylist? (and clothes stylist)
Or why not several wighats?
That's how I'd wear my hair if I was prepping to clean a port-a-potty.
ReplyDeleteThey all think that both Os work too hard.
ReplyDeleteBubba-Obama Fatigue.
ReplyDeleteWow. Thank you, Granny. I first thought I wanted collard greens as a nod to her AfAmness, butt finally decided that a pair of pig feet horns would cover several MO arenas at once. How do I get an avatar to work once you've designed it? I am rather a computer dolt.
ReplyDeleteNice! But nothing so far to equal your MO Mayor McCheese.
ReplyDeleteIt might be printing, too. Blondes are popular models because they can be printed to have a lot of different coloration looks. MO might be printed not to look lighter but because the original picture had her face in shadow and a lighter printing will make her features more apparent.
ReplyDeleteIn those days she was adding her "signature" bow to everything. Perhaps some of her designers bolted because of her doctoring up their designs with those dopey bows and brooches?
ReplyDeleteThe skirt length has to do with the dress's having to cover more real estate than last year or the year before. We have seen a lot of color alteration in her clothes - her violet MMA coat-dress ensemble washed out from vivid to palest pastel as they tried to make her skin lighter. Ditto the boob-belted salmon ensemble she wore abroad - ended up pastel peach. And on and on. The only color that is safe is white.
Didn't you notice how ghostly Laura Bush and her oatmeal suit looked in joint Shanksville memorial photos with Moochelle?
That's how I wear my hair when I can't do anything with it :)
ReplyDeleteOh, for goodness sake. Thanks for telling me, I'd missed that.
ReplyDeletePffft.
I've been wondering about this, too. The grooming of the women in the Middle East is exquisite. I actually think Hill's shoddyness makes the US look weak.
ReplyDeleteIt's very strange.
I did like the intense blue she chose to wear. And her light makeup was well done. But the hair!! Oh, Lord, the hair...and that cheap clip.
Hmm, pig's feet. That might be hard. Right click on the picture and click save to your picture gallery. Go to Gavatar.com and they'll ask for you to browse for the picture. Then you pretty much follow their directions. They have tuturials etc, but just ask if you need help. Really, pig's feet?
ReplyDeleteIf that is true, MO, her handlers or the photogs are RAAACIST to think that MO is not attractive enough in her own natural skin tone. And feel the need to lighten her to make her.. what? More attractive? More Caucasian looking?
ReplyDeletePicture 1 was the picture they included in the article about MO's makeup artist you referenced a couple of days ago, Anonymouse. In contrast, picture 2 of MO in Copenhagen. Why this much a disparity how her skintone is portrayed in the Media? :
Here it is. The flag tells you it's authentic:
ReplyDeleteGood point 'Fairy. Though it is a shame that after all that grooming many of them have to hide it all behind/under a hijab or burqa.
ReplyDeleteThanks for repeating this, Anonymouse and Granny Jan. And thanks to Bobbie for finding it.
ReplyDeleteI hope word gets around that the radical Ziad Asali, M.D. of American Task Force on Palestine was speaking at the church Obamas attended. Too bad the old leftist media won't cover it.
Thanks for repeating this, Anonymouse and Granny Jan. And thanks to Bobbie for finding it.
ReplyDeleteI hope word gets around that the radical Ziad Asali, M.D. of American Task Force on Palestine was speaking at the church Obamas attended. Too bad the old leftist media won't cover it.
Hillary always had a thing about her hair. Do you remember when she was First Lady, and she changed her hair styles almost every month?
ReplyDeletePoor Hill is living in the past. This style looks horrible on her.
Technically, the Thakoon was spayed onto her Spanx, butt you were close enough for government work.
ReplyDeleteI think the WONs would agree with the “goal” depending on how you define “better ourselves.” As for the higher power, Big Guy never forgets about George Soros.
ReplyDeleteshe is an ugly woman, no matter what color they paint her.
ReplyDeleteThanks Tess.
ReplyDeleteA commenter at Hillbuzz suggested that Hill might have had some work done on her face/neck. She does look good/ freshened up. And that blue looks great on her. Anyway, maybe she pulled her hair up to show her new face off to best advantage? :
ReplyDeleteThe menu will be expensive and, ummm, different. Chef Dan “Cook‘em Danno” Barber is world famous for his Farm Table Meals which have no traditional menu or proteins; just the harvest of the day.
ReplyDeleteThis should be perfect for our vegan and halal spouses.
All of Lady M’s frocks are now equipped with MIL SPEC (US Military Specification for any worshiping trolls lurking about) expansion joints. These make the wardrobe more “usable”, butt do place extra strain on our containment systems.
ReplyDeleteGood plan BO; attack the people and an ever-expanding grassroots movement. No, wait; this is just a fringe, looney, far Right astroturf group. Never mind!
ReplyDeleteCripes predicts she’s on her way to a <span>“messy elder stateswoman bun".</span>
ReplyDeleteI think she’s just throwing a bad hair tantrum because she misses me.
This Thakoon predates implementation of our expansion joint technology. Consequently, the extra volume our kobe sliders and Cheetos have added caused the wardrobe to adjust its length along the bias. Something had to give and I for one, am relieved it wasn’t a seam.
ReplyDeletePicture A they tinkered with her skin tone to match BO's - and lightened his a little, too. (Look at his lips.)
ReplyDeletePicture B included Prince Albert of Monaco. They dared no mess with his skin and hair, so she was stuck being real. The dress appears to be its true color, a strong gold.
Group photos are tricky. It's those that are taken only of her, or can be cropped to show just her that are widely variable.
Hillary's hair looked pretty good in 2008. Then she got caught between Bubba and Obie and disaster struck:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.celebrityhairfashion.info/2008/05/hillary-clinton-hairstyles-in-2008.html
Save to my photo gallery -- like on my computer or like on my facebook (I'm like getting all teen angsty here).
ReplyDeleteHow about a bowl upside down on her head like a wig hat and a pair of pig's feet sticking out like horns? Or maybe just one big pig's foot with its saucy little toes sticking out like a side ornament?
Or if that is too difficult, how about a nice feminine twinkie ballanced on her head.
That is a an amazing contrast. BO looks downright pale in the photo on the left.
ReplyDeleteIt does not bode well when the WH and Dems Talking Points in campaigning for November are limited to attacking (they apparently considered Sarah but shelved it for now & attacking Bush is sooo old) Boehner, the Republicans and especially the Tea Party movement. And now are reduced to telling cute stories about BO and his relatives? Good luck with that.
ReplyDeleteListen to this one time BO supporter/voter and her frustration. She must be one of those bitter clingers or someone who has a bad case of "racism straight up" and "hating a black man in the White House."
http://www.youtube.com/v/Jxov_HkaX08&feature" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="170" height="140
How about this one? A crown of:
ReplyDeleteNo asteroids fell to earth, no giant cracks opened up in the earth’s surface. LMAO, MOTUS!! No lightning struck the church, and the roof didn't cave in either. Butt, the best news for the congregation was that the giant thunderclap that reverberated throughout the church was just Lady Lardass sitting down in her pew. The relief was palpable!
ReplyDeleteHere's a picture of the priest armed to the teeth. What with all the rumors floating around that Big Guy really is the Anti-Christ, it's better to be safe than sorry afterall.
Unfortunately, their goal is to better themselves at the expense of others.
ReplyDeleteJules, that's astonishing! I really had no idea. Skin tone (and hair condition) are still huge issues in the black community. Dark-skinned children are called African (which is an insult to them); 'bad hair' is called nappy. So sad that it continues still (I volunteer in a program in rural Alabama for A-A children)
ReplyDeleteYou are the best, MOTUS.
ReplyDeleteWay to use BO's own words; his 'Armageddon averted' quip uttered during his self-congratulatory speech after the passage of Obamacare, to take him down, too!
Well said, annona! When you write two autobiographies before you turn 50, you might have run out stories to tell about yourself. Though he might be targeting those who haven't yet read his memoirs.
ReplyDeleteHere's a thought: why doesn't he start by talking about all the records/papers/grades from his past that has spent millions to keep secret. Now that would be interesting and if he promised to reveal any of that; I'm sure he could attract quite a crowd.
Depends on how they "light" her...sometimes you can see the bags around her eyes, othertimes not. And she could have had some laser resurfacing or non-invasive type of treatment to give a temporary tightening to her face but I don't see "facelife" there. We'll have to see a full profile...maybe a "lifestyle lift" type of nip tuck? Jowls and neck.
ReplyDeleteAnd "Good Hair" is highly desirable. That is straight or wavy Caucasian-looking hair. Mentioned before Chris Rock's highly informative and entertaining documentary called "Good Hair". I stumbled onto Oprah one day (only day) and he and the documentary were the entire program. Oprah even let down her own hair about what she went through to keep her hair in good condition, give it a rest, wear wigs and extensions, etc.
ReplyDeleteIf you get a chance to see this, I recommend it. Even watching that particular episode of Oprah would be interesting.
http://www.oprah.com/showinfo/Girl-Talk-About-Good-Hair-with-Chris-Rock
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1213585/
Caviar on toast?
ReplyDeleteAnd in Mexico. My former Mexican live-in complained constantly about her mother's being "more white", that she looked too dark, "too Indio".
ReplyDeleteMO is wearing recycled clothes and eating vegan food? What IS the world coming to?
ReplyDeleteI'd like to show my respect by having MO wear a hat of healthy green vegetables, please.
ReplyDeleteAnonymouse (echoechoecho) THanks so much! I had three beautiful (A-A) girls--ages 3, 7&8-- visiting me recently. There was a picture of MOOchelle and Sausage on the screen. "Who's that?" the oldest asked. "Obama's family," I said. "That girl has nappy hair," was her total response about Sausage.
ReplyDeleteSome Wagyu beef with your fries?
ReplyDeleteHippo-crisy?
ReplyDelete<span>In Philly, it's 2 cheesesteaks to go for Obama</span>
<span>http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_OBAMA_CHEESESTEAKS?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT</span>
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PHILADELPHIA (AP) -- President Barack Obama seems to be learning from other people's mistakes.
In Philadelphia for campaign appearances Monday with Senate candidate Joe Sestak, Obama made an unannounced stop at the popular Reading Terminal Market and ordered two cheesesteaks - with the usual Cheez Whiz topping.
He also ordered a mint chocolate chip ice cream cone on the way out.
And 4 apples from a vendor he tried to stiff by paying only $1.
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Does BO have eyeliner on? It seems ridiculous but there it is. Also, I've never seen his lips so purple. The line under his eyes is an artifact from the film...bizarre.
ReplyDeleteNot sure about the eyeliner. But BO's lips often look made up, especially when he is on TV, as it does in this picture. It might be to camouflage/ minimize the purplish (caused by chain smoking?) color of his lips
ReplyDeleteI never really looked at people's skin color or gave it much thought until Bo got elected. Go figure.
ReplyDeleteIn all kinds of societies including Africa lighter skin is desired. It's so prevalent that it must be part of human nature.
Where does he smoke? Does anyone know? Does DC have the same restrictive smoking bans as NYC? Just wondering.
ReplyDeleteEven Fox doesn't go past the report that he went to church...so that must show he's a Christian. We need to blitz Fox until they report the next layer of this story.
ReplyDeleteAn ape would have a better sense of style.
ReplyDeleteBO's PR people claim that he has quit and/or is quitting and that he just chews nicotine gum.
ReplyDeleteDC does have a similar ban, approved in 2006. Not sure how BO gets around it in public in DC; or how he manages to smoke on the WH premises.
Don't most people gain weight when they quit smoking ? If he had really quit, I don't think he would look so pathetically thin.
ReplyDeleteAny Keeping Up Appearances fans here? That hairstyle looks like something DHyacinth's sister Daisy would wear.
ReplyDeleteOMG, you just described ME! I'm Hillary's age, but was at least smart enough to go for a flattering short hairstyle when my crowning glory began to thin. Letting hers grow out...not a good move for a woman over 60.
ReplyDelete;) I like this one the best. Good work!
ReplyDelete;) I like this one the best. Good work!
ReplyDelete;) I like this one the best. Good work!
ReplyDeleteHillary Clinton has a full-time job, one that has a very tight schedule. She doesn't have 22 assistants to get her out the door in the morning. Perhaps you should focus on how well she does her job rather than what her hair looks like on any given day. And you have to admit that on the worst day she ever had, hair and clothes-wise, she still looks much better than Moo ever did. Her clothes fit, for one thing, and they are appropriate to the occasion, no matter what the occasion. Hillary doesn't try to be a "fashion icon", she is a working woman with a real job. Cut her some slack.
ReplyDeleteYes, there is a higher power. And She is Black.
ReplyDeleteVegans who eat a lot of processed vegan food can gain a lot of weight. If you look at the shelves in health food stores you will see that there are quite a few processed vegan foods on offer. Many of them are not so different from non-vegan junk food. And these vegan snack foods are very expensive.
ReplyDeleteWithin the vegan community, these people are called "dough boys." (They are usually men, for some reason.)