OK – I think the coast is clear. The O’s have turned in for the night after a very busy week of speechifying and high level diplomacy.
I’ve got to post this up quick, so I didn’t have time to edit this at all. It’s very rough, but at least you’ll be able to see the frock that Lady M wore to the Natural History Museum party (private, closed press, heads of state – but a few of the O’s old Harvard classmates seem to have snuck in too).
As always, MO chose a flattering gown for the occasion. It was a red dress (sleeveless, of course) with a deep V-neck, with a huge sparkly brooch, right where the bazooms would be, if we had any.
You might wish to note how Big Guy seems to have established a real “guy” rapport with an even bigger guy - who he may or may not remember from Harvard. They seem to have a lot in common, which you can tell by the way they both seem to like touching people. So they were probably friends in school.
Anyway, here’s what I was able to snatch off my hard drive, I apologize for the poor quality but I really wasn’t even supposed to be there, let alone recording.
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Looks like BO called Reggie over to take the big guy's number so he could come to "breakfast" or something. Did anyone get what they were saying?
ReplyDeleteI thought Reggie was coming over because he was jealous.
ReplyDeleteOh ... I misunderstood ... I thought Mrs Obama was being installed as an exhibit.
ReplyDeleteWhy is President Obama wearing blue eyeshadow?
ReplyDeleteThe President liked Big Guy.
ReplyDeleteAll I could see of our Dear Eater, MO, was a fleeting glimpse of too much cleavage, and a greasy shoulder. Oh, well, that's enough for one day.
ReplyDeleteMOTUS, a prirate video...you're the best. MOO had some cleavage going on. When she talked all you could see was that giant, pink lower lip sticking out. Ick
ReplyDeleteBHO was his usual smarmy self. Have you ever seen a man touch another man with such a caress and the lingering of the hand?
I guess I have but I think it accidently popped up on my screen.
Obama blushes and looks down to right, avoiding eye contact. He looks like a junior high school girl at her first mixer, circa 1960.
ReplyDelete"Gee, I hope he asks me to dance."
"I hope my hair looks OK."
"Wow, he knows my name!"
Obama has morphed into Gidget. Maybe Obama is a surfer bunny at heart.
Meanwhile the rumors are flying that Toes, Axelrod, and most of the Chicago gang are deserting the White House, leaving Jarrett in charge. And we know that FLOTUS and Jarrett are joined at the hip. So FLOTUS is really running things. At least some people are saying so.
Sorry for the duplicate post. Just wanted to give you a heads up. Big story coming up about the staff defections at the White House.
ReplyDeleteTitanic/rats deserting ship/November elections, heck, you can write tomorrow's headlines yourself.
October is going to be a bad month for Obama. Michelle is going to take over running things.
Judging by the high pitched voices and fakey laughter, one must assume there was an open bar.
ReplyDeleteWhy is MOO wearing green eyeshadow?
ReplyDeleteI have contacts, too and the red dres had some ruffles:
ReplyDeleteToo much cleavage accented with a Christmas tree ornament. Gaudy. Tres tacky. Trailer trashy.
ReplyDeletegreen eyeshadow - Michelle reminds us to eat vegetables.
ReplyDeleteObama's blue eye lids - cyanosis.
Cleavage - one of the girls was just about to escape in one portion of the video. Michelle, if you're going to wear a hoochie mama top, at least use tape to keep yourself covered.
ReplyDeleteCyanotic eye lids.
ReplyDeleteAt one point did you see the big guy put his hand on BO's shoulder and then had a "hot potato" moment. (Maybe it was a Queen Elizabeth moment)
ReplyDeleteThat is one scary thought...
ReplyDeleteOMG get a load of the gifts MO gave out. (chocolate bell peppers?)
ReplyDeletehttp://toddstarnes.com/2010/09/mrs-obama-gives-leaders-picked-okra/
I just watched the original video and I could see it a little better. The cleavage was down right scandalous. The cleavage did look like it was run over by a Mack truck but nonetheless. The brooch was practically at her waist. What a skank. I hope we get some still photos of it.
ReplyDeleteWhen BO moved away, did you see the big guy keep sneaking peeks to his right to see where he was...like he had unfinished business.
ReplyDeleteShe has a black dress that looks a lot like this one.
ReplyDeleteRight, but without the plunging neckline.
ReplyDeleteThe jars had HER name on them...not the people of the USA...Her!
ReplyDeleteYes, a new low.
ReplyDeleteRed. Sleeveless. Man-chest cleavage. Brooch like a car headlight, positioned like a third nipple. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteWatching him chat up the tall guy was just plain creepy. Does BO seem, um, . . . impaired?
ReplyDeleteThis post, MOTUS, was way too real. I could actually see our drug induced Reader man touching man, see his face wear a buzz all too obviously, and MOO in her...get up. Then, she gave them vegetables.
ReplyDelete'Scuse me while I pinch myself to wake up from this nightmare. After I throw up a perfectly good slice of pizza.
Here, have mine.
ReplyDeleteBlegh! He continues to touch and touch and touch Big Guy on the shoulder, while talking to the person next to Big Guy. They are both so disgusting and know nothing about proper behavior.
ReplyDeleteUGH. Okra. Not in my name! ;)
ReplyDeleteThat really is waaay silly, isn't it. And Chocolate bell peppers? None of the rich people I know are dumb enough to fall for that! Do you think MOO and BO are gonna gorge on chocolate bell peppers and okra after the museum party? The gas from that pyjama party will surely violate the Geneva Conventions.
Lifted directly from the link to Todd Starnes. The answer to "Chocolate Bell Pepper"
ReplyDeletehttp://toddstarnes.com/2010/09/mrs-obama-gives-leaders-picked-okra/
"Sue, on September 24th, 2010 at 7:51 pm Said:
fwiw, “chocolate” bell peppers are not chocolate. That’s just a name given to the color (and ugly shade of brownish/purple/green)."
For the first time in MO's life, she's the most popular 'girl' and she has the nicest clothes and hair. It must be a heady experience for someone like her.
ReplyDeleteShe's treated like a queen, rides in her own jet and has money at her disposal for lavish vacations.
We're going to have to use a SWAT hostage negotiator and an extraction team to get her out of the WH when this is over.
I mean why would anyone be offended by my video? It's sweetness and light.
ReplyDeleteMOO squeezed in a little appearance on Sesame Street:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vje2FtM_itw&feature=player_embedded
The basket is hand woven, made from Maplewood harvested by The Longaberger Company.
ReplyDeleteEach basket is affixed with a nickel tag engraved with the words, “Made Exclusively for Her Royal Thighness Michelle Obama.”
I still remember someone calling them "boobcicles".
ReplyDeleteDeeeeeeeep cleavage. Pendulous little rascals.
Gross.
Here is her "You too look like an ostrich" moment with the kids at the farm ..........
http://www.daylife.com/photo/04iI9657s3e3d?q=michelle+obama
http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/006/cache/ostrich_653_600x450.jpg
And has MOO written all over it! LOL
ReplyDeleteChocolate, because it makes her think of AA.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what other dignitaries gave? Were other presents as skimpy as a basket of veggies?
Is that the tackiest "presentation" you've ever seen? She has ghetto, guttersnipe taste.
ReplyDeleteIt did look like Johnny from the back...same hair stylist I suppose. Butt he was a bit more hefty than Johnny...the little weazel.
ReplyDeleteI never get enough of that! Notice that her teeth look different there...that was soon after they were installed as First Squatters.
ReplyDeleteYou have to wonder what the UN "International" delegates were going to do with fresh vegetables? I'll bet the FLOC (Cameroon) tossed hers into the trash bin outside before she got into the limo. Does she think they don't know vegetables? Chamomile seeds? Good God, she's sooooo embarrassing.
ReplyDeleteGranny Jan, "Good Touch Bad Touch" is one of the funniest things I have seen in ages. Can you hear the laughter from India?
ReplyDeleteLooking at MOTUS' original clip the big guy friend does the hot potato thing at least twice, like he's remembering, "Maybe I'm not supposed to be massaging the President in public." But then BO doesn't react negatively at all, not like that poor Marine who was shoulder-molested. So the big guy visitor does a massage to BO twice more and on the third time you can actually seem him stroking the "Presidential" arm all the way down as he removes his hand. This is just freaky. (Like Bush kissing and hald-holding the Saudis). Not that there is anything wrong with that.
As for MO's message on the baskets, it's similar to what is on British royal-sponsored products in England. Hmmmm
Hey, at least now O's got a real reason to apologize to them.
ReplyDelete“Instead of celebrating your culinary taste and discernment, my wife has shown arrogance and been dismissive, even derisive of your digestive systems.”
Won't she just run out when they fumigate?
ReplyDeleteGet a room already!
ReplyDeleteOkay, WHAT is on that little topper? I see The White House and Mrs. O in blue, and carrots, eggplant, green tomatos listed around the edge in grey. Is she starting a mail order vegetable business?
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ReplyDeleteYes, GJ, a "Harvest Moon" to boot....
Here's the luncheon guest list of Lynn Sickie-Sweet of the Chicago Sun-Times:
ReplyDeleteSpouses were from The African Union Commission, Albania, Andorra, Bangladesh, Cameroon , Columbia, Congo, Ivorian Coast, Cyprus, Dominican Republic and Commonwealth, Estonia, Ethiopia, Haiti, Honduras, Kenya, Kiribati, Laos, Latvia, Macedonia, Malawi, Malaysia, Mongolia, Montenegro, Namibia, Nauru, Nigeria, Norway, Panama, Palau, Saint Lucia, St Vincent and The Grenadines, Senegal, Sri Lanka, Swaziland, Turkey, Uganda, United Nations, and Vanuatu.
How did the spouse from Norway get in that group?
I wonder if the guests were insulted that MOO dragged them to a "sustainability" farm? It's a double whammy after Hillary announces her 50 million solar stove give-away.
Wow, get a room, guys!
ReplyDeleteThe ostrich is a strange, but impressive bird. MO, not so much. I can't believe she's touching a white kid, and by the look on her face, I think she can't believe it either. I wonder if it was the first time?
ReplyDeletePlease don't tell me that's what she handed world leaders. I guess we should be grateful she didn't offload zuchinni on them -- that's what's going on around here. Open your mailbox -- gift of zuchinni -- close your eyes for a moment -- zuchinni in your lap.
ReplyDeleteIn fact, EHUG, we are going to call them "AfAm Bell Peppers" from this day forward. Did you notice how brown the entire gift basket was? Elegant or just boring choice?
ReplyDeleteAnd how does this transcend cultural barriers? If I eat Korean food does that in any way transcend a cultural, etc.? Will I say, "Oh, now I understand the Koreans. I ate their food once and they are a mystery to me no longer"? What stupid thinking. All I could say is, "I ate Korean food. It's good (bad, unusual, etc.)." All the world leaders can say about the U.S. after getting this basket is, "I got a gift basket from Michelle Obama. The U.S. has one weird First Lady."
ReplyDelete"may not make it past the year"?
ReplyDelete"many crazy people"?
WTH is MO talking about?
I think the Norwegian spouse was the token.
ReplyDeleteIs the frequency of turbans a nod to muslim dress restrictions?
ReplyDeleteJust what I want when flying across the world, a glass jar filled with stuff that's wet. oh yeah, bring it!
ReplyDeleteI always like the Paint-by-number cleavage.
ReplyDeleteWow. I am sooooo glad everybody else picked up the same vibe. Creepy! Guess all those stories about Bo liking to be "serviced" by white guys are true. And Reggie did not seem to be too happy about the competition. Luckily Moo was oblivious.
ReplyDeleteI need a little clarification, I guess. Which of these countries are unfamiliar with farming and the concept of fresh vegatebles? And when did Moo become such a farming expert? Was it the vegetable garden she photo shopped for or was it her trip to a farm??
ReplyDeleteI put these "gifts" in the same group as the other gifts they are known to give. Remember the Ipod filled with speeches Bo had given that he gifted to the queen. Same clueless and thoughtless type of gift.
Granny
ReplyDeleteThat was great! Wish you could share some of the negative comments. I bet it is getting hard for the O-bots to continue denying the obvious!
Well, she does get to keep her new face!
ReplyDeleteHerself???
ReplyDeleteMoo is the most immodest FLOTUS in the history of the US!
ReplyDeleteOne phoney FUGLY TRAMP!
Barky looks almost like an 8 yr old next to the BIG guy (and sooo thin! ), and the prolonged touching is just too much for a Saturday morning.
Reggie did look a bit defensive and protective, didn't he?
Guess her new position means we all won't be reciving free jars of pickled okra, huh?
ReplyDeleteScurry away like cockroaches
ReplyDeleteBut look closely...Moo's got that "Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?" look while listening to Barky spew again!
ReplyDeleteMadame, I fully agree!
ReplyDeleteIt was probably conjured up by her aide, Melissa Winters...you remember her as the one with the pouffy short sleeves sitting behind MOO at the UN?
ReplyDeleteI have a sneaking suspicion she may be the Czarina of Wardrobe choices for MOO--which explains nearly everything, doesn't it?
Most of those jars will be found in the nearest dumpster.
ReplyDeleteYes, it was a full Harvest Moon the other night, and the moon last night showed very little 'waning'.
ReplyDeleteSorry you had to go through all the hassle...it's a really great video!
I do think, though, that Barky placing his hand anywhere near Moo's butt in public is BAD touching!
As I recall, they has to fumigate the "Waffle House" while the Os were in Maine!
ReplyDeleteOr, at least a LIMO!
ReplyDeleteLooks a like it was a night of mystery and intrique, with a hidden camera to boot. And the spookiness continued with all the inapproriate touching.
ReplyDeleteHowever, we definitely could have done without the sight of MO's vulgar baring of her chest!
MOTUS are you sure you were not there incognito getting all the inside scoop or rather the low down yourself? You probably fit the mould of Holmes than Bond (as in James) with all the grey matter of yours in your hard drive/circuitry, though.
RPFreeSpeech, I wondered if Ms. Winters' had input into the wardrobe myself, after seeing her sitting behind MOO the other day, in those ridiculous baby-doll sleeves. She must be as self-deluded as MOO.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, but Winters reminds of Banjo Boy from Deliverance. (I wish it weren't true, butt it is.)
I had to come back to the post to look at BO obsessively touching the tall handsome man who felt compelled to touch him back, and then Reggie Love rushing over to intervene. I feel like I've been in the closet watching all three of them. Did they meet for lunch the next day?
ReplyDeleteThe price of fame Granny Jan. Watch your back, sweetums.
ReplyDeleteOr a room in a Chicago Bath House....oh wait.
ReplyDeleteOh my! I guess Banjo Boy grew up to be a woman.
ReplyDeleteWhere are the quotes from...?
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of zuchinni in your lap...wish we had a full-length view of BO-Greggor's vid.
ReplyDeleteShe really should trade in those size XXL cheekbones, tho.
ReplyDeleteWhat is it with MOO and the slut wear? Does she secretly want to be a stripper?
ReplyDeleteI think Reg was seriouely upset. He has a bitter, neglected look in his eyes.
ReplyDeleteseriously
ReplyDeleteMazel tov, MOTUS! 8-)
ReplyDeleteMazel tov, MOTUS! 8-)
ReplyDeleteMazel tov, MOTUS! 8-)
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