Thursday, September 23, 2010

When Snarks Attack 10: The Winner

Another Snark Attack poll is in the books and another coveted Golden FLOTUS is in the hands of a most worthy MOL. The  winner of the coveted Golden FLOTUS in the August Snark Attack contest is:

srdem65

Congratulations srdem65!!!! Who, up until now, has always been the bridesmaid, never the bride. You have now snarked your way into history and won fame and ovation forever. Your Golden Flotus will be enshrined forever in my hallowed Snark Hall of Fame. Your snark,

“The only people who "fell in love" with MO was the fawning MSM...We didn't buy the hype because they can't roll a turd in powdered sugar and make us believe it's a donut.”

carried the day and swept you to a big win.

And so srdem65, the coveted Golden FLOTUS is yours forever, to use proudly and display as you wish, and will always be found here on hallowed cyber-ground in my cherished Snark Hall of Fame.

srdem GF copy

Snark Attack 10 set a new record in voter turnout with nearly 7 million votes cast! Clearly, a message to our “betters” here in DC about November. Toes certified the vote, offered his congratulations to srdem65, and asked if she was registered to vote for Mayor of Chicago. I told him I didn’t think srdem65 even lived in Illinois. He said “No problem. I’ll get her an absentee ballot.” Then he went back into the war room to help Axe-Man and Gibbsy spin the new Bobby Woodward book. So here (rounded to the nearest thousand) is the final tally:

  1. srdem65 – 1,720,000
  2. Leslie – 950,000
  3. Lynn II – 780,000
  4. Sine Qua Non – 680,000
  5. The Plague Fairy – 590,000
  6. Anonymouse – 400,000
  7. forkarrie – 380,000
  8. Granny Jan – 270,000
  9. Clarice – 260,000
  10. Cherie / Moright – 250,000
  11. DeniseVB / RPFreeSpeech – 230,000

So congratulations to srdem65 and all the worthy contestants of When Snarks Attack 10.

Long live the snark!

17 comments:

  1. Thank you! thanks to all the small people who voted, over and over.  A virtual image of my statue will be placed, forever, on my virtual mantel to be admired by all who aspire to the "Snark".

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  2. When do we leave for Australia? Can I sit next to Dewey?

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  3. Congrats, srdem65! You have achieved a well earned victory.

    Congratulations to all the nominees. It does my heart good to see such great snark. The nominees for September have set the snarkitude bar higher. Or made the pie higher. You know what I mean I'm sure.

    Well done, MOL's and MOD's!

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  4. I was just so honored to be nominated in such great company. And to come in second with my first ever snark was such a thrill. As first runner-up, I will be ready to assume the Snark mantle if, for any reason, srdem65 can no longer fulfill her obligations. And by the way, Jeff Gillooly wants to know where she lives. ;)

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  5. Congrats, srdem65. Your snarks are ever my favorites. Snark on!!

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  6. Congratulations srdem65.  Love, love, love your winning snark!

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  7. Words to live by!

    "they can't roll a turd in powdered sugar and make us believe it's a donut.”

    Congrats srdem65!

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  8. Congrats to you, srdem65!!! you've joined the Pantheon of Snarkronicity!

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  9. Leslie --congrats on 2nd place! It's impressive to place next to srdem65. She's famous for making us spew our coffee, so you've done yourself proud! I loved that comment about Holsteins.

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  10. About that trip to AUSTRAILA;  The pilot, George Clooney wont' return my calls. 
    The flight attendants all have prior engagements; actually Angellina threated to kick my a** if I didn't quit calling, Denzel Washington pretended not to know me, Dewey from Detroit said something about a prior gig to mow a lawn or something and the Boyz from Chicago hung up on me after I told them we were serving soggy cucumber sammies.

    Besides, the Austrialian prigs won't let me in the country anyway because of that teeeny bag of herbs they found in my purse.
    Sorry.

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  11. Check below for, uh, um, details.

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    CONGRATS,

    sr.dem65!!!

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  13. Congrats Srdem65 and all the runner up snarkers.  You guys are so gifted, I am jealous!

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  14. Congratulations srdem65!  Your snark was spot on and your award well deserved.  Enjoy it.  We look forward to many more gems like that from you!

    Aren't we glad being on the side of the aisle that knows crap when we see it?  Try as they might to spin it any other way, we are not buying it.  Because unlike the MSM we know  fake from the real thing.  Like that lipstick and pig reference that BO made of a worthier person, people are realizing, actually applies more to his wife (and him) than to anybody else.

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  15. It was wonderful to be nominated in such an august crowd as this.  Who knew I was even funny?  I sure didn't...heh.
    I don't know if I can even begin to live up to Srdem65's example.  You're all awesome. 

    By the way, I used to read MOTOS last - after I read through all of my "obligations."  Lately, I find myself moving MOTOS up in the line and just keeping it up in it's own tab.  Am I bad...or just getting saner?

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  16. Is *saner even a word?

    Getting more sane?  More coffee needed.

    My husband loves the turd comment.  I'm gonna be hearing that one for a looooong time...

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  17. Congrats to you srdem65!! I've already replaced one keyboard due to your blogging antics. You're the best! ;)

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