You remember Smooty, right? The brilliant fund raiser who replaced our DDDD (Dearly Departed Diva, Desi) as Big White Social Secretary? She was only here a short while before being called for a higher purpose – Deputy Director of WTF: Obama’s 2012 re-election campaign.
DDDD, replaced by Smooty, the money bundler extraordinaire
Well, she’s already proven herself invaluable to the WTF effort. Here’s her most recent brainchild:
I, myself, was invited to buy a raffle ticket! For only $20 (or whatever I care to donate) my name goes right into the old raffle basket.
Is this not pure genius! Just like a school/church raffle! Genius!
Big Guy himself sent out the first email invitation to get into the lottery, which looks pretty much like Smooty’s except he was only charging $5.
I suppose with the new Gallup poll showing Big Guy could actually lose to any generic Republican (!), combined with the fear of creeping inflation, Smooty had to up the ante to $20. Still, it’s for dinner! With Big Guy!
No word yet on the menu, I sure hope it doesn’t have to be approved by Lady M first. I know it’s only a $5/20 donation, butt still, I think most people having dinner with Big Guy will be expecting something a bit more than this:
Something more like this:
Cristal and beluga
Kobe filet with fois gras
Whole cold water lobster
Or what we just call “Sunday night supper” around here.