Let’s kick the
Easter Spring Sphere Holiday weekend off with the re-broadcast of episode one of Joey’s hilarious new reality show, “Being Biden.” Funding for this program was made possible entirely by non-sequestered tax payer dollars.
Since it looks like we’re going with just one big gaffe per episode this is going to be an indefinite run. Joey’s agent says she’s sure she can get him a permanent network gig if he decides to let Hillary be president in 2016. She said he seems to be a natural butt that shouldn’t come as a surprise, as he’s been doing it his whole life.
Anyway, a TV gig would be a good because if Joey ever leaves government “work” he’s going to need a Hollywood salary to maintain the lifestyle of the rich and famous he’s become accustomed to. Even on a doctor’s salary, dR. Jilly won’t be able to afford monthly vacations at swanky resorts like these:
Anyway, you’re not going to want to miss the next episode: Joey in the ladies locker room!
“There’s never been a more exciting time,” Biden recalled. “I walked in to see these young women…having made it to the Sweet 16. You can tell they’re excited, but not as excited as I am.”
Stay tuned. With Joey, there’s always more:
“I wish everyone could get to the know the team as I have.”
In other important news, and since we are talking about basketball, Big Guy’s March Madness brackets were, in a word, “busted” yesterday when his pick to take it all – the Indiana Hoosiers, lost to Syracuse. “Worse pick I ever made,” he said. (h/t Jimmy Fallon)
Really, Big Guy?
Well, I guess every double-dip needs a scoop of vanilla.
Cross-Posted on Patriot Action Network