Monday, March 25, 2013

If You’re So Rich, Why Aren’t You Smart?

Today, a “Who said that?” quiz:

I. “I do think there are certain times we should infringe on your freedom.”

    1. Hitler, on why the Jews had to relocate to Poland
    2. Stalin, on why his “Great Purge” was necessary
    3. Mayor Bloomberg, on why you can’t order a Big Gulp or own a gun


II. “I mean, “I do think at a certain point you’ve made enough money.”

    1. Warren Buffet, on why we should tax millionaires and billionaires more
    2. Michael Moore, on why capitalism sucks
    3. President Obama, on why we should tax millionaires and billionaires more



III. “It is a relation[ship] that began poorly, and I think it will end the same way.”

    1. John Kerry, on why Iraq refused to stop flying Iranian weapons to Syria
    2. Iraqi Prime Minister Maliki, on why Iraq refused to stop flying weapons to Syria
    3. Oscar de la Renta, on dressing Michelle Obama

Screenshot Studio capture #1002Hillary always looked good in Oscar, but on the other hand, who needs Oscar, when you have Vogue?

IV. “u heartless motherf%ckers unwilling 2 bend 4 the safety of our kids. Sorry if you're offended.”

    1. A mother, whose school refused to go “peanut free” for her allergic child
    2. Michelle Obama, to people who won’t support her “No Child’s Fat Behind”
    3. Jim Carey, on people who insist on clinging to their 2nd Amendment rights

Jim-Carrey-in-Dumb-and-Du-010Hey Jimbo, u have 2 much $$$ and 2 little brain

I don’t know about you, butt I didn’t do so well on the test. All of which leaves me with only one question:

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If those guys are all so rich, why aren’t they smart?

And it’s semi-corollary:

If she’s so dumb, why is she always so right?

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I’m going with “it’s the Big Gulp.”


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