Thursday, March 28, 2013

Reality Bites

Did you hear the big bipartisan media news? Two, count ‘em, TWO new politically based reality shows! One is a Democrat and the other is a McRino.

First, on the Democrat side of the aisle: Being Biden is sponsored by the Big White, in response to one of our most popular Big White petition’s ever, demanding a Joey B reality TV show to reveal “the lighthearted side of politics in the midst of contentious and divisive national debates.”

joe-biden-wandering-handJoey, lightheartedly evolving on gay marriage

“Vice President Joe Biden has a demonstrated ability to bring people together, whether at the negotiating table or at the neighborhood diner,” the petition reads. “We, therefore, urge the Obama Administration to authorize the production of a recurring C-SPAN television program featuring the daily activities and interactions of the Vice President with elected officials, foreign dignitaries and everyday American families.”

I’m not at liberty to say who submitted that petition because you’re not supposed to know that Joey has an agent. Butt did you catch him on “Parks and Recreation” just before the re-election? That show has a huge audience - that’s what I call a great agent!

NUP_151090_0047.JPGPark and Rec crew goes to Washington

Plot: Parks and Rec staff goes to Washington on a work assignment and gets to meet VPOTUS. Leslie Knope (Amy Phoeler) has the hots for Joey and invades his personal space.



It’s not as if Joey hasn’t been guilty of that himself in the past.

biker joeJoey, hanging with the biker chick pre-election

Butt that’s all old news, here’s today’s blockbuster: Meghan McCain just announced her new reality show – “Raising McCain” on Pivot TV!

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Bad news Megs; that concept is soooo yesterday. Meet the Press has already met The Jackass;


No wait – that’s Big Guy! Here’s what I meant:

article-gregory-1226Jackass flouts illegal magazine; no charges brought

BTW, did you know that Senator McCain also appeared on Parks and Rec?

NUP_151090_0004.JPGWow! Amy looks like she could be McCain’s daughter too!

Well, she could be Meghan’s half-sister, although if I had to guess who Meghan’s half-sister was, I’d guess Kim Kardashian. Because not only are they built alike:

Pregnant Kim Kardashian, wearing a nude baby doll dress with matching nude high heels, arrives at the Trump Soho Hotel in New York City
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butt they’re both publicity whores  hounds who would do anything for attention. That’s got to be genetic, right?


I know this is hard to believe, butt Kim has managed to get her picture on even more magazine (can I say that?) covers than Lady M!

Anyway, tune in tomorrow when I’ll be re-broadcasting the first episode of Joey’s hilarious reality show. See you then.

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