MOTUS A.D.: One Thing Is More Terrifying Than The Other: You Decide

Saturday, March 30, 2013

One Thing Is More Terrifying Than The Other: You Decide

In most parts of the civilized world, today is Sabbatum Sanctum; Holy Saturday - the day before Easter Sunday.

Butt as you know, around our rabbit hole we have to celebrate Easter incognito:

We call it “Spring Sphere Holiday” and while we go to church to celebrate during election years, in the off-years like this Big Guy usually just breaks out his private stash of jelly beans.

I’m not really fond of jelly beans Bill, butt the black, red, brown, yellow, green, and any that look gay belong to me.

Anyway, I know this next video would have been more appropriate at the height of the Lenten season when everyone was doing something for penance. Butt I just received this “If They Melded” clip from Gerard today and I wanted you to see this slightly edited version before it goes viral, as it could catch you off guard. Oh - and for your own safety and to protect your digital viewing device: please remove all food and drink from your mouth before clicking the “play” button.

“Time to Die.”

Wow! I think this explains the new bangs! Now I’m going to have to get Raj to defrag my memory chip.

Anyway, as is my tradition on the Saturday before the Spring Sphere Holiday, here is my annual ENCORE PRESENTATION OF THE ~~EASTER~~ SPRING SPHERE HOLIDAY AT THE BIG WHITE. (originally posted April 1, 2010) It’s become a bit of a classic. I hope you enjoy it.

SPRING ROLL RUN THROUGH IN 30 SECONDS, WITH PEEPS

It’s not until next Monday, but we started preparations for the annual Easter Egg Roll (can I still call it that, or is a Spring Roll now?) today.

Photo from Wapo Peeps Show IV (#11) HT Pundette

We had a little run-through with a bunch of the the staff’s kids. You remember how Lady M likes to greet little kids when they come to visit us at the Big White don’t you? Well, it looks like we’re going to have to work on her initial welcome before the actual Spring Roll. Lady M doesn’t want to scare the little children. Again.

Let’s just say the run through could have gone smoother. First of all, as you know, Lady M is just coming off her latest Botox treatment, and I guess some of the children didn’t recognize her. I don’t think it had anything to do with the boob belt. But you know how it is with kids - once one of them gets all hyper on you, the hysteria just spreads like chicken pox. The actual video was a little too ugly to use, in fact it’s been confiscated by the Secret Service. So I’ve staged a little re-enactment with Peeps to show you the sequence of events:

Warning: the kids are really LOUD. May need to turn volume down if you’re at work. Or if you have sensitive ears.

I’m sure we’ll have everything ironed out by Monday. Although I’m still not sure the wooden eggs in place of candy eggs are going to go over very well.