Tuesday, November 19, 2019

A True Bags to Bitches Story: The Real Al Sharpton As Told To Himself

Al Sharpton Sells His Life Story Rights for Over Half a Million Dollars To His Own Charity 

Well to be fair, who else would want it?

A half a mil for a great human interest story about a totally self promoted made man like that sounds like a very good deal indeed.

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Gold watch, diamond ring,
I ain't missin' not a single thing
Cufflinks, stick pin,
When I step out I'm gonna do you in

Seriously, who doesn’t love a good bags to bitches story?

Silk suit, black tie,
I don't need a reason why
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man
– ZZ Top

From two-bit pimp to presidential advisor:

The story is worth every cent he paid himself.