Monday, September 21, 2020

We Will, We Will, Mock you!

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The Left lost their sense of humor years ago and now every minor official and functionary with a D after their name behaves as if they are Soviet commissars. Take Barb Byrum for example, the Democratic clerk of Ingham County MI. She wants to prosecute a woman in Mason, a small town outside Lansing, for a joke. From The Detroit News:

Official: Toilet display in Mason mocking mail-in voting is a crime

A Michigan resident’s apparent joke showing disdain for voting by mail is no laughing matter for one election official.

The resident put a toilet on their lawn with a sign that says, “Place mail in ballots here.”

A political display is set up in the lawn of a home in Mason, Mich., seen Friday, Sept. 18, 2020.

The clerk (D) sprung into action:

Barb Byrum, the Democratic clerk of Ingham County, filed a complaint with police over the display,

Wait a minute, aren’t Democrats in favor of defunding the police? Who’s going to investigate this scurrilous complaint?

saying it could mislead people who aren’t familiar with the voting system.

Good grief, could you be any more condescending to your constituents? And honestly, if they are so ‘unfamiliar with the voting system’ as to mistake a toilet in someone’s front yard for a USPS mailbox perhaps they are not qualified to vote in the first place.

“It is a felony to take illegal possession of an absentee ballot,” Byrum said Friday.

Do you know what else is a felony in Michigan? Voting twice. Although that possibly applies only to Republicans.

“Elections in this country are to be taken seriously and there are many people who are voting by mail for the first time this election,” she said.

That’s probably because thousands of residents, like me, received unsolicited, 1) an application to register to vote with my surname and somebody else’s first name, and 2) several weeks later, an application for an absentee ballot in the same fake name. Something stinks around here, and it’s coming from a toilet, just not the one on somebody’s lawn in Mason.

As far as I can tell there’s been no burning, rioting or looting; looks like a peaceful protest to me.

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