The Atrocities Prevention Board: Keeping the Horse We Rode in On.

Oh my!

Apparently Big Guy does not ascribe to the old Will Roger’s axiom: “when you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.”

Or perhaps he just doesn’t realize that his current vantage point is from a crater not the foot of the mountain.

Wow! That does look like a mountain from down here!

If he did – subscribe to Mr. Roger’s axiom that is – he probably would not have made this, uh, questionable, appointment: “Samantha Power to chair Obama’s Atrocities Prevention Board.”

First off: “Obama’s Atrocities Prevention Board?” Really? I thought it was going to called the “I Hate Israel” Board, since it’s principle function is going to be preventing Israel from defending itself attacking Iran. I guess the new guy hired to allocate names and acronyms didn’t get the memo. And furthermore, if we were going to assign somebody to handle all of Big Guy’s atrocities, shouldn’t we have thought about staffing this position a whole lot sooner?

Secondly, Samantha Power? Really? Samantha Power!!? It’s not that she isn’t brilliant. Or at least brilliantly well educated (Yale AND Harvard). And it’s not that she isn’t a Pulitzer Prize winner (she is). No, it’s that she hates Israel – you know, our former greatest ally in the Mideast? And she thinks they might well be the perpetrators of said atrocities. Which I guess is why she suggested invading Israel in order to “enforce a peace accord.”  Or something. It’s hard to tell with these people for whom words no longer mean anything.

Samantha the Red

You might recall my previously filed report, “Sam I am,” re-posted here in part as it seems somehow relevant again. Also, I’ve invented a brand new twitter hashtag for Sam to help her sniff out Atrocities: #PreventAutrocities. (file under “Know Your Enemies”):

(Originally posted April 4, 2011)

                                   Well, brunettes are fine, man 
                                   Blondes are fun
                                   But, when it comes to getting the dirty job done, 
                                   I'll take a red-headed woman, a red-headed woman.
                                   It takes a red-headed woman to get a dirty job done.

Bruce Springsteen

Samantha Powers our new Secretary of State? I can neither confirm nor deny this rumor of course, butt just in case it’s true, let me give you a little background.

Samantha is Irish, as you probably know. Born in Dublin. Red (headed) as the day is long.

Butt let’s talk other qualifications for taking over the second most powerful position in the world:

Graduate of Yale and Harvard, which is almost as good as Columbia and Harvard, or Princeton and Harvard. So that makes her like, what, the 3rd smartest person on earth? 

She began her career as a journalist (200 bonus points), wrote a book about genocide (150 points), is anti-Israel (500 points) worked on Big Guy’s campaign (250 points) where she met and married one of Big Guy’s favorite fellow radicals, Cass Sunstein (250 points),

and currently works as special assistant to Big Guy’s National Security Council and head of the Office of Multilateral Affairs and Human Rights; aka the office of pro-Palestinian/anti-Israeli affairs.

Men’s Vogue (and they would certainly know) called her a "Harvard brainiac who can boast both a Pulitzer Prize and a mean jump shot.”  Replace “Pulitzer” with “Nobel” and we’ve got ourselves a female Big Guy! Except with a paper trail.

And I’ve heard many people commenting on how historic it would be if Big Guy does appoint Sam to take Hil’s job, (who may be leaving to spend more time with her campaign): it will mark the first time that both the the President and the Secretary of State are graduates of Harvard Law School, and, neither of them were born in the USA. (although I heard that last part from Donald Trump)

Sam is credited with being one of Big Guy’s Hen Hawks who talked him into intervening in Libya on humanitarian grounds (based on Sam’s book, which basically says that every act of genocide in the 20th century was America’s fault, due to our failure to intervene in a timely fashion). It’s probably  a bit too soon to say for sure how that Libyan humanitarian KMA thing is working out. Although technically, it’s no longer our concern. We did what we could.

So no more talk about our red queen, we’ve already covered that.

Rice, Clinton, Power: Hen Hawk troika

If you’re a gambler, Sam might be a better bet than Big Guy’s brackets.

Ah, that little red-headed minsk minx!

I’m not sure Lady M is going to like having another woman around here who wears their underwear as outerwear.

Butt that was then, this is now and there’s other big news today!  Did you see this? Lady M is now officially the most televised FLOTUS in history  – which makes her historical in her own right!

All I can tell you is that with all that experience under her (boob) belt, she had her heart set on playing Elizabeth Taylor in the upcoming flick “Liz and Dick.” Butt now that it’s been announced that the role has gone to Lindsay Lohan, Lady M is having Ricky’s DOJ investigate this suspicious appointment.

                                

It surely isn’t merit based, as Lady M’s acting skills are far superior to Lindsay Ho-han’s. So it appears to be an open and shut case of racism from where I’m sitting. 

And speaking of wearing underwear in public: it’s not as if Lady M hasn’t already channeled Liz Taylor in one of her most famous roles:

                        

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, take 2

And I think we all know how Lady M identifies with that all-American theme of a girl and her horse:

                  

National Velvet: every young girl’s dream

Oh yeah, I forgot: that’s one of those secret trap doors that wasn’t opened for us.            

                       

So I’m going to have to go along with Lady M on this one: the only reason she didn’t land the Liz role was racism. That and the fact she doesn’t have violet eyes.

Green, maybe. Violet, never.

So I guess the moral of all this could be summed up thusly:

Always stick with the horse you rode in on. (h/t for the reminder to UpNorthLurkin)

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Smoke ‘em If You Got ‘em

“Mr. Obama has held more than a hundred joint fund-raisers since last spring, far more than President George W. Bush during his 2004 re-election, and has tucked fund-raising stops into many of his official presidential trips.”

Heh. Try saying that three times with a straight face: “Mr. Obama has held more than a hundred joint fund-raisers”

Even with this promise of additional fundraiser looty, it looks like it’s still “hard out here for a pimp” Plouffee is still having a hard time luring in the really big sugar daddies. Boy, this economy sucks doesn’t it?

Oh well, I guess we’ll just have to do what every other business in America has had to do if we want to make money: go offshore!

Apparently all you have to do is turn off that standard little gizmo called “Address Verification System” that screens credit-card charges for matching names and addresses and checks for cards issued by foreign banks. I don’t personally think that accepting a generous contribution from Bashar al-Assad, location: Damascus, Syria is illegal – butt apparently some people do.

“Look Mahmoud, if you want me to get you the Gaza Strip, I’m going to need a little walking around money.”

One of our latest foreign trips combined business with fund raising too:

Whoops, no; not this

This:

“Yo, Venezuela: are you in? Panama, Grenada? You in? I know you’re in Brazil!”

There was no doubt that Colombia was in, since President Santos invited Big Guy for a cup of Joe – served by none other than Juan Valdez!

Juan was definitely in too, as he’s accustomed to the company of donkeys:

             

Juan is sort of the Billy Mays of Colombian products. He hawks for both of Colombia’s 2 most famous exports:

        

Columbian java and Colombian gold

Anyway, we’re investing our campaign gear budget in something that will generate the biggest returns in terms of donations: technology (so don’t tell me that BO’s anti-capitalism; we’re all about ROI).

To remain competitive, the Obama campaign has spent millions of dollars on high-tech, small-dollar prospecting. They have used sophisticated data mining techniques and low-dollar promotions — like $3-a-head raffles for dinner with the president — to reassemble the network of millions of supporters whose contributions helped propel him into the White House.

So no need to worry about our team losing your information once we have it – we’re using all the latest gizmos to keep an eye on you, thanks to our friends at Google.

And speaking of Google, I’ll be danged! It looks like my “I write like” program is more accurate than I initially gave it credit for. Thomas Lifson reports that Google has correctly - although possibly inadvertently - identified the actual author of Big Guy’s first NYT best seller:

So the company that supposedly knows more about us than we know ourselves also knows who wrote Dreams from My Father.

Turns out it was just some guy in the neighborhood; from Google search:

And boy, do things ever move fast in the blogosphere these days. No sooner did Mr. Lifson break the great Google smoke out story and this shows up:

Ann Barnhart via American Digest

The R-words are wasting no time capitalizing on their newest meme  “Big Guy is a Fraud!” (as if that’s news).

Let’s just hope this one doesn’t have as many legs as that OED thing, which has clearly gotten out of hand now.

Ordering in: 3 large pupperonis

So let’s just stay focused okay? It’s not like there aren’t a lot of other issues out there that we should be talking about or anything.

Big Guy: if he had a ‘fro, and smoked Columbian gold, he’d look like this.

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Pit bulls, we buy ‘em - walking, standing or down.

Don’t say I didn’t try to steer you in the right direction regarding Lady M’s fingerprints being all over the “War Against Republican Women named Ann”

Well anyway, don’t worry Hil, you won’t be alone under the bus for long. Whoever came up with that stupid talking point: “what could stay at home moms who’ve never worked a day in their lives know about the economy?” will be right there along side you pretty soon.

Unless of course it was someone who is bulletproof.

Bulletproof, armed and dangerous.

Hoo-weee! And sure enough, the National Enquirer, using old fashioned journalistic tricks (careful sourcing) traces evidence of this conspiracy right back to the Big White!

“Michelle had her claws out to get Ann, but it quickly backfired and Barack was livid when he heard she had secretly directed the attack,” said the source.

“What Michelle didn’t remember was that when Barack was running for president, he told ABC’s ‘Good Morning America’ that it was unfair to attack Michelle, saying his wife was off limits. Here they were, however, doing the same thing to Romney’s wife four years later. (snip)

“Behind the scenes, Michelle has vented that she worked hard as a lawyer in addition to being a mom.

She also made jokes about Ann Romney ‘working at leading a rich lifestyle,’ includ­ing the fact that Ann competes in horse shows.

“Michelle is determined to do whatever it takes to keep her husband in the White House. She’s learned politics is a dirty business. It’s only a matter of time before she comes up with another plan to go after Ann.”

Did I not tell you that Hilary Rosen really didn’t appreciate being thrown under that bus? Generally in this town – especially if you’re in charge - you can get away with dissing a lot of people. Butt a menopausal lesbian militant feminist? Good luck with that, I don’t care who you are.

Lesbian menopausal militant feminist robot

So in case you feel the need to track down the “inside source” that dished this story about the person who came up with the “I’ve got a good idea: let’s attack Ann Romney like we did Sarah Palin!”  feel free to hire your own hound dog. I however have already followed the scent directly to Hilary’s lair, and I’m satisfied with that.

The more interesting question is “how did we come to this tactic in the first place?” What on earth made Lady M think this was a good idea? Aside from the fact that she believed herself to be bulletproof.

To answer this question we must step back and take a deep breath, as there’s a lot of history here. First, remember MO is a charter member of the “I hate America” club, and their charter contains the entire text of  Alinsky’s Rules for Radicals.

Big Guy’s team has become so enamored with Alinsky’s rules (especially # 5 and # 13), that they’ve employed them almost exclusively in their WTF campaign. And sometimes they’re so wrapped up in applying the rules of community organizing that they lose sight of the main objective: WINNING! Having your fun is fine, as long as it doesn’t jeopardize your chances of WINNING!

I daresay the scales had already tipped a bit towards the “fun” vs. WINNING! side when we  launched the original “Republican’s War on Women.”

 h/t NiceDeb     Conservative women: not “authentic” enough for NOW. In the same way conservatives “of color” are not authentic enough for Race Baiters United

And frankly, when the war front shifted to a direct attack on Ann Romney - mother, cancer survivor, MS sufferer - even Hilary was a little skeptical. Butt then Lady M reminded her that  every woman in America despises heterosexual attractive blonde haired, blue eyed one percenters who ride horses.

That’s all it took: Hilary was IN! (She always wanted a pony or a unicorn as a young girl.)

In their defense MO and Hil weren’t the only ones in the chain of fools command who miscalled this one. Rule #13 is not appropriate if you don’t choose the right target. And let’s face it - in retrospect picking Ann as the “face” to “freeze, polarize and personalize” as the poster child of repressed, unliberated (i.e., stupid) conservative women who are ruining the Liberal Dream for America might not have been exactly inspired.

People could understand the team going after the likes of Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman because after all, being politicians; they were asking for it. Ditto the conservative commentators like the other, other Michelle (Malkin), Laura Ingraham, Megyn Kelly, etc.  -working mothers, all, I might point out – butt still not authentically liberated. (that reminds me, I have to check on the status of my Supremacy Clause case)

And in their commitment to pursuing the directives of the “Coach,” everyone, including Lady M, forgot that it was Big Guy himself back in 2008 who went on network TV and demanded that people stop picking on Lady M for only recently being proud of her country; saying that it was unfair to attack a candidate’s family.

So naturally BO was ticked off when he discovered that his own life mate had revealed him to be a hypocrite. Needless to say, Lady M is in his dog house for the time being.

AKA: the Meat Locker

And believe me, Lady M isn’t taking this well. After all, their marriage pact listed in detail the division of labor in employing the Chicago Rules for future political and financial gain. Lady M was clearly in charge of all pit bull responsibilities including butt not limited to hand selecting other pit bosses and launching jugular attacks herself as required.

 

              

Oh sure, they’re cute when they’re little; butt they always grow up.

So MO thinks Big Guy violated the terms of their contract by blaming her for the fallout. She’s so mad she’s even looking into buying her law license back in order to prosecute should we ever have to leave office for any reason.

Yeah – I’ve got a license. You want to see it? Do you feel lucky? Well do you punk?

After all, wasn’t it Lady M who came up with the “Let’s trash Sarah Palin for being a bubble-headed bimbo” meme? Butt as is often the case after getting a big hit like that under her (boob) belt, she felt invincible:

Under that steel reinforced boob belt lurks a heart of, er, steel.

What MO forgot was that in D.C.- where your only real friend is going to be a dog - you’re only as good as your last trick. Big Guy still hasn’t even figured out that his only real friend here was going to be a dog. Now he’s pretty much queered that deal too.

I really wouldn’t strike this pose again if I were Big BO. Little Bo is onto him now.

Anyway, given the amount of pushback on the words that Hilary misspoke, there’s no denying that the War on Ann was a misguided application of the much revered Rule # 13.

Butt it was sort of sweet to see the way that Ann’s boys sprung to their mother’s defense.

Mama Grizzlies just seem to elicit that response in their cubs.

One might even conclude that being raised by a woman who has never worked a day in her life seemed to have resulted in a rather normal, loving, supportive, intact family unit that reacted as you might expect. I wonder how that happened? Probably the exception that makes the rule that you can only raise a well balanced family by being a “working” mom.

In the same way that “working mom” Courtney Love’s less than supportive young cub is an exception to the “quality vs.quantity time” rule of child rearing. Although in fairness to other working mothers, most of Courtney’s child-rearing MIA time was only nominally due to her “working outside the home.” 

Frances Bean Cobain and mom, Courtney Love

On the other hand, she must have done something right, as Frances seems to have a good deal more sense than her mom.

While I'm generally silent on the affairs of my biological mother, her recent tirade has taken a gross turn.

Twitter should ban my mother.

They should probably ban a whole lot of other people too. Butt until they do, we’ll continue to have a lot of fun.

 

R.I.P. Breitbart, we’ll take it from here

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Green Energy Failures Continue to Hound our Campaign: WTF?

Finally! Some good news for Big Guy! Ohio and Michigan (2 swing states!) are making an economic turnaround! And he’s taking the credit for it.

In Michigan the turnaround must be due to the Green energy initiatives launched by then Governor and media darlin’ Jennifer Granholm, right?  The green initiatives, funded by $3.4 billion in state tax incentives, loans and grants, along with another $2.4 billion from the federal government, including $1 billion awarded to battery and component manufacturers resulted in the economic uptick, right?

Like the $430 million given to the  A123 factory that manufactures lithium ion batteries in Livonia, Michigan.

Jennie, Big Guy, Dr. Chu and Michigan’s U.S. Senators at the A123 Pep Rally

h/t Gateway Pundit

So how’s this “success” story working out for you, Michigan?

Well, after receiving more than $430 million in state and federal assistance, A123 has laid off most of their workforce, run up huge financial losses, recalled defective ($55 million worth!) batteries. Michelle Malkin reports:

This green dud will have taxpayers seeing red. A123’s official company motto is “Power. Safety. Life.” But the firm’s reality is “Out of power. Endangering safety. Clinging to life.”

Oh, and they’re being sued by shareholders, as stock in the lithium battery manufacturing company plummeted to 82 cents, down from a high of nearly $26.

So if Michigan’s change of fortune isn’t due to Jennie’s Eco-Doodle Program, what could explain the state’s turn around? Well, in the Great Democratic Smoke-Out of 2010 the residents of Michigan finally quit their dirty habit and elected a new Republican governor. Governor Snyder – whose primary and gubernatorial win is eerily similar to that of another Michigan native, the Mittster’s – managed to do what many feared he couldn’t or wouldn’t:

In a little over a year, a state on the ropes has been transformed. Government budget cuts erased a $1.5 billion deficit, and tax cuts for small businesses and the abolition of the Michigan Business Tax have led to a decline in unemployment.

Well, that’s an isolated incident in one of our fly-overs. The rest of Big Guy’s alternative energy programs are working out pretty good, no? Like wind energy – that was a good bet, no?

Well except for that $70 million that tax payers were charged for wind energy they didn’t want, need or desire. Or use, either, as it turns out.

Butt Solar that’s a sure thing, right? With a few notable exceptions of course.

h/t BKeyser via Blonde Gator

“No I don’t,” the president said when asked directly if he regretted the $535 billion federal loan guarantee in 2009. “Because if you look at the overall portfolio of loan guarantees that had been provided, overall it’s doing well. And what we always understood is that not every single business is going to succeed in clean energy.”

Boy; in retrospect maybe we could’ve done better if Big Guy had just kept his original Green Czar, Van Jones, around to hand out the green. Butt no, we had to fire him because he signed some Truther documents. And he’s a self professed communist and revolutionary.

Butt seriously, when handled correctly, creating green jobs is really a win-win.

Although Van’s probably done better for himself by joining the Race Baiters United group. And since he doesn’t have any official government position any more, he’s free to speak his mind – and apply pressure to anyone - without fear of reprisal.

All I can say is if Van had been left in charge of the green energy dollars, I have no doubt we could have quadrupled our results:

Butt then, he wouldn’t have been available to do the important work that he has subsequently undertaken; pointing out how conservatives are the bane of America:

“You always have some Americans that, they don’t want to go forward.  ‘We like slavery,‘ or ’we like segregation,‘ or ’we like women not voting,‘ or ’we like the environment being destroyed, we like workers having no rights, we like children in factories…’And they want to conserve, ahem, conserve, ahem, conserve the old ways.

 While not his “own kind,” Van with fellow travelers Arianna, Paul and Elizabeth

Butt look, I know what everyone is really talking about today is Big Guy’s effort to get the talking heads off the “Obama eats Dog” stories and back on to the more important class war:

“I’m Barack Obama, and I endorse this war.”

I can confirm that neither Big Guy - Harvard Law graduate, editor of the Harvard Law Review, constitutional law professor and community organizer, nor Lady M - Harvard Law (and Princeton!) graduate and community affairs patient-dumper - were born with a silver spoon in their mouths.

the Obama starter house in Chicago h/t Tony Rezco

Butt they sure have grown accustomed to using them.

Still, don’t expect the whole OED meme to just go away.

*sigh*  People seem to be enjoying it a little too much.

We may have to get Van Jones back on board and move straight to the race war.

“They say they’re Patriots but they hate everybody in America who looks like us.  They say they love America but they hate the people, the brown folk, the gays, the lesbians, the people with piercings, ya know ya’ll.”

Wow! That Van is so multi-talented. We never should have let him get away.

I said I want more work, more wealth, and better health in our communities.  The way you get that is not with pollution-based jobs, not having people working at McDonald‘s or Wendy’s selling food that’s not good, not working at Walmart where the people who made those products overseas are being oppressed, but having something that you can say 360 degrees is healthy and positive.”

Do you want fries with that wind turbine, dude? They’re “free.”

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