Sunday, October 30, 2011

Book ‘Em Mondo!

This has been a horrible month. E-Ricky hauled up by his own petards to testify before Congress, the sunset on our Solyndra solar deal, no vacays since Martha’s and none in the foreseeable future. Our poll numbers are still slogging around in the bottom of the toxic waste dumpster. The only thing that seems to pull Big Guy out of his funk these days is whacking somebody – anybody - with his life-size hellfire drone kill set that George W gave him as an inaugural gift.

Butt now, Simon & Shuster puts the icing on our crap-cake quarter by releasing Mondo Frazier’s blockbuster exposé, “The Secret Life of Barack Hussein Obama.” All I can say is I’d hate to be some schmuck cruising the Afghan border in his RV these next few weeks.

7620613-riding-bedouin-camel-in-egyptian-desert-near-pyramidesWatch out! Incoming! BHO specials.

My ol’ buddy Mondo is founder/editor/writer at Death By a Thousand Papercuts, a truly top shelf blog where you can find articles by the greatest authors on the intertubes including, well, moi! Mondo also writes for Andy Breitbart at Big Journalism. Butt I think he may have gone a wee bit too far this time, because his book already has everybody here in the Big White all wee-weed up.

2011-10-25

Lets review a few of the secrets that Mondo reveals:

Did you know that Big Guy was once a spy? For her Majesty’s Secret Service? Ok, I spilled some of the beans about B07 a while back, butt you were supposed to think that I was just messing with you. Now Mondo blows the whole gig wide open. 

bo-the world is not enough copy

obama_007

 

 

 

Mondo has the real story. You didn’t hear about it because you don’t live in Italy, don’t speak Italian, and the MSM doesn’t report anything that’s not complimentary, especially if it’s not in English. Butt here’s how it went down:

In 2005, then-Senator Barack Obama went on a mission to Russia with Senator Richard Lugar (R-IN).  The newly-minted U.S. senator was invited to be part of a Russian fact-finding tour that inspected a nuclear weapons site in Perm, Siberia.  The base Lugar and Obama visited was where mobile launch missiles were being destroyed under the Cooperative Threat Reduction program (CTR), which also went by the name of the Nunn-Lugar program.

What happened next -- after the inspections were over -- was at the time reported by several foreign news sources but was never reported in the USA by the CMM.  The Russians detained Obama and Lugar for three hours at the airport, demanding to examine both Obama's and Lugar's passports and search their plane.  Some sources reported that the Russians accused Barack Obama of being a spy.

But wait -- there's more!

According to an Italian source, the Russians did not accuse Obama of being an American spy; they accused him of being a spy for the British!  The report went on to say that the incident ended up involving the White House, the U.S. State Department, and military officials, along with their counterparts in Moscow.

Strangely enough, an official report from Lugar's office about the trip never mentioned the incident.  Neither did Barack Obama in 2008 when he was desperate to exhibit some foreign policy chops.

And, interestingly, neither did the still R-word occupied White House think to mention it. I think future Owies will be studying the 2008 election in their History of Socialist America for the next 200 years.

Then Mondo shines some light on how Big Guy managed to pull off that 1981 Paki-vacay, back when he claimed to be penniless. Did anyone really think we needed to fact check the “Dreams from My Father” version of this story? I mean, besides Mondo? What he found is going to require me to reformat and update my hard drive.

                     DOMFbo-muslim copy

Shall we just just say it should not come as any big surprise that Big Guy can maneuver his hellfire drones around the area as well as he can without the aid of a GPS.

bo-pakistan-crop copyLet’s ride!

Anyway, I hate people who tell you how the movie ends, so I’m not revealing any more of Mondo’s “Obama secrets.” Although if you want to know more, and I know you do, you can read a longer excerpt on American Thinker and you can even get your very own copy for about 16 bucks at Amazon. Just be sure to specify “The Secret Life of BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA” because otherwise you’re likely to end up with one of the other many books in the “Secret Life of Obama” series:

The Secret Life of Bees

The Secret Life of Plants

The Secret Lives of Dogs

The Secret Life of Fairies

The Secret Life of Lobsters

The Secret Lives of Wives

The Secret Life of Words – no wait; this one belongs in the “Secret Life of Bill Ayers” series.

As long as you’re going to be over on Amazon anyway though, you might want to pick up one of these great toys for the kids or grandkids. They’re going to be the must-have toy this holiday season, so don’t procrastinate, they’re going fast.

 

OBAMA DRONE KILL KIT copyKids! Be the first on your block to have the Obama Drone Kill Kit! Tell Mom and Dad you want one for Christmas Winter Holiday! Available for a limited time only from General “We bring good things to life” Electric. Or…um, sometimes… death.

 

ge-bo-imagination copyNot that there’s anything wrong with slogans. Or taglines.

bo change his addressAs long as you’re using your imagination.   h/t Doug Ross

Oh goodness! I almost forgot about the big festivities last night. To everyone’s surprise, global warming blew in a few snowflakes for the big Halloween party! Al Gore was not available for comment, which is a good thing because an angry mob of OWS (occupy warm spaces) showed up to protest.

 snow goonsTake me to your Goracle!

Butt the party went on as planned, just with a few more layers of clothing, which is never a bad thing when we’re talking about Lady M.

barbasol pole moLady M, dressed as a postmodern Halloween Barbasol pole

mean bunnyGranny R dressed as a mean bunny (sorry amusing bunni, I couldn’t stop her)

bo mo halloweeen 2011Big Guy, as always, went as the Candy Man

little bo decorationLittle Bo, wisely, decided to stay indoors with the girls after he learned he’d been turned into a Halloween decoration.

Oh well, at least the goody bags this year were heavy on the sweets and light on the organic fruit:

goodie bagsCookies, check. Presidential M&M’s, check. Apple slices, check. Prunes…eee-uuuu!

Happy Halloween!

Yes, I know it’s not until Monday, butt we march to the beat of our own drum major around here, so get with the program.

bo pumpkinWe can’t wait for Congress! Celebrate Halloween now!

Linked by Larwyn’s Linx on Doug Ross@Journal,and BFH @ iOwnTheWorld, and Amusing Bunni’s Musings, and Ginger on Gateway Pundit, Thanks!

80 comments:

  1. These two epitomize natural and spontaneous, don't they?

    Boo!

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  2. Comparen barry's dress to moo's.... His is a way better length than her usual thigh baring hoe down stuff..o.. And the colors pop0 enough without the mismatched shoes.. What does one wear with the male burka ? ..his color choice is waaaay better than her usual tea stained couch shiny stuff...a slight nod with the red to his anarchist base and a virginal white for the hopey changey retards... There .. Agreed Barry is a better wifey than mooch.. Oh . The breast x is a fashion nod to Correges' scandalous bathing suit ..to show he is aware of fashion flippancy .. Non starter options .. That no one wears .. Or. Votes for .is that a whip ????where is Reggie ???

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  3. Madame de FargeOct 30, 2011 12:39 AM

    Thanks for clarifying Racist Granny's costume, MOTUS.  I thought she was trying to be a Playboy Bunny...shocker...butt then we do have to remember that's where FFA's trash training originated.

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  4. Charming RichardOct 30, 2011 03:44 AM

    History's Mysteries

    Many of you have wondered aloud about the mysterious scar on Barry's head, now the truth can be revealed.

    We know that Lenin's body has been preserved in a glass case at the Kremlin. We didn't know that Lenin's brain was preserved, for future use, in a glass jar at the Kremlin lab.

    We also know that socialist medicine is far more advanced than Western medicine, butt we didn't know how far, until now.

    When Barry was "detained" by the KGB he was rushed into a 'quickie' transplant of Lenin's pickled brain and the rest is history and no longer a mystery.

    BOO!!! 

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  5. Don't miss Clarice's Pieces today! Self Reliance For Dunces - for some helpful tips on how to handle our dirty laundry.

    I'm on snow-removal and Halloween party clean up detail all day, so probably won't be able to catch up on all of your comments until tonight. So go ahead without me.

    Of course, if anyone wants to drop by the Big White with a shovel, we've still got some organic fruit treats left over.

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  6. Granny looks like one of those apples that has been left to dry and slump into a face.  The black bunny ears look grotesque.  A real wincer.

    Here's Victor Davis Hanson on BOW (Barack Obama's wife):



    Michelle Obama and ‘the Few at the Top’

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  7. Granny looks like one of those apples that has been left to dry and slump into a face.  The black bunny ears look grotesque.  A real wincer.

    Here's Victor Davis Hanson on BOW (Barack Obama's wife):



    Michelle Obama and ‘the Few at the Top’

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  8. Clarice's piece is a Must Read at Lucianne this morning.

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  9. Clarice's piece is a Must Read at Lucianne this morning.

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  10. Who's that in the Lady Gaga getup?  Jay Carney?

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  11. Who's that in the Lady Gaga getup?  Jay Carney?

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  12. another great post! Thanks, MOTUS!

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  13. I love Mooooo's Herman Munster boots.  They sure fit with the rest of her "costume"!!!!

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  14. Oh MOTUS, You've outdone yourself.  THanks for the shout out & apologizing, butt it's NOT your fault that the evil witch mother-in-law had to defile the image of Bunnies everywhere by usurping the rabbit ears  >:o ....butt they are black ears, and everyone knows that the cutest bunnies have white & pink ears.....waaaahaaaaa, I can hear the grifters crying "racist" from here. =-O

    I hope the poor children were'nt tramatized too much by the rabid evil clowns costumes!  At least they saved us a few bucks, they didn't have to buy any, Moo went as a barber pole (good one) barky went as a pansy assed zombie!

    Thanks for the heads up about that book, looks like a very interesting read!
    I am sending Kittehkins over to protect you and your readers from the evil inhabitents of the WH, you can see from the piccy below that she doesn't fool around! ;)

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  15. Stand Up ChuckOct 30, 2011 06:45 AM

    What is with the Halloween "santa" standing behind BO?   I this a new holiday character that slipped into the culture without me noticing?

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  16. So many great reads today, Thanks Motus!
    I bet the book "The Secret Life of Fairies" was also about barry boy!  :-P

    I also updated my Post and linked you.
    http://amusingbunni.blogspot.com/2011/10/help-ghouls-are-loose.html

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  17. Ah, dear MOTUS!!  I was going to ask when you sleep....then I noticed I was asleep when you posted this gem!  Yes, another diamond from your amazing keyboard!!  THanks for the giggles! ;)  

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  18. What's with the Easter baskets used to doll out the tricks or treats? Easter is a (plug your eyes) Christian holiday...butt maybe they used the baskets to go along with granny's costume. =-O

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  19. A++ MOTUS... with these people in Big White you just don't run out of material....




    PS...I posted this at the end of the last thread....dont miss it...


    <span>Advice from a mom to the "OWS"....
     
    • Life isn’t fair. The concept of justice - that everyone should be treated fairly - is a worthy and worthwhile moral imperative on which our nation was founded. But justice and economic equality are not the same. Or, as <span>Mick Jagger</span> said, “You can’t always get what you want.”  
    No matter how you try to “level the playing field,” some people have better luck, skills, talents or connections that land them in better places. Some seem to have all the advantages in life but squander them, others play the modest hand they’re dealt and make up the difference in hard work and perseverance, and some find jobs on Wall Street and eventually buy houses in the Hamptons. Is it fair? Stupid question.  
    • Nothing is “free.” Protesting with signs that seek “free” college degrees and “free” health care make you look like idiots, because colleges and hospitals don’t operate on rainbows and sunshine. There is no magic money machine to tap for your meandering educational careers and “slow paths” to adulthood, and the 53 percent of taxpaying Americans owe you neither a degree nor an annual physical.  
    While I’m pointing out this obvious fact, here are a few other things that are not free: overtime for police officers and municipal workers, trash hauling, repairs to fixtures and property, condoms, Band-Aids and the food that inexplicably appears on the tables in your makeshift protest kitchens. Real people with real dollars are underwriting your civic temper tantrum.  
    • Your word is your bond. When you demonstrate to eliminate student loan debt, you are advocating precisely the lack of integrity you decry in others. Loans are made based on solemn promises to repay them. No one forces you to borrow money; you are free to choose educational pursuits that don’t require loans, or to seek technical or vocational training that allows you to support yourself and your ongoing educational goals. Also, for the record, being a college student is not a state of victimization. It’s a privilege that billions of young people around the globe would die for - literally.  
     
    continued here..  
    <span>http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/oct/18/hicks-some-belated-parental-advice-to-protesters</span></span>

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  20. Madhat......
    Did you notice how the stripes at the bottom of her dress are pulling?  :-D

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  21. Gee, it seems like only yesterday The Wons were celebrating their very first Halloween in the White House turned orange for the occasion. Butt wait, where are all the fake spider webs and spiders, the skeleton orchestra, the walking trees, and the huge plastic bubbles with butterflies? Here's hoping we have only one more Halloween to go.

    Happy Halloween!

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  22. MOL talking points:
    1. FirstGranny's smiling face is not different than FirstGranny's scowling face.
    2. No real man holds a wicker basket by the handle.
    3. A 50yr old woman who wears thigh high boots is a clueless fashion disaster.
    4. Giving small children Halloween treats with your name on them is un-American.
    5. Nothing the O's do or say reflects the majority of Americans.

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  23. Is that a hip belt on MOo, instead of a boob belt?  How strange that looks.

    How girly does BOo look, standing there with the basket?

    And speaking of girly, where are the girls?  Are they not part of this family?  Shouldn't they be out there having some fun with the rest of the family?

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  24. Stand Up ChuckOct 30, 2011 10:23 AM

    I am going to buy "The Secret Life of B O, but I am not going to order it from Amazon, instead I will buy it for cash at a Books a Million bookstore.  I'm getting paranoid about my purchases being tracked.  It may be too late to worry though.  I think BO has a very very large enemies list.

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  25. Stand Up ChuckOct 30, 2011 10:30 AM

    Haven't all our first ladies worn kickass boots to pass out Halloween treats?

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  26. Halloween (not on a school night even!) is for the children?  Whowknew.

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  27. Madame - so correct.  Bunny ears are for either young children, Easter Bunnies or people with young bodies hot enough to appear naked in Playboy.  They are not for adults and certainly not for mean or othewise ole grannies.  Does she have a thong to go with those ears?

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  28. I thought the bit about dirty laundry referred to that gawdawful  dress she had on.   It sure shows when she does a throwaway, I don't give a dayum event.

    (The cold apparently caused her to wear black tights under the black boots - or do the black boots go up to her camel toe?   The troops over at mrs-orgy are having a cow about her appearing to have pantyhose under that flowered sofa slipcover dress she wore to greet the chilrun on the runway.)

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  29. I thought the bit about dirty laundry referred to that gawdawful  dress she had on.   It sure shows when she does a throwaway, I don't give a dayum event.

    (The cold apparently caused her to wear black tights under the black boots - or do the black boots go up to her camel toe?   The troops over at mrs-orgy are having a cow about her appearing to have pantyhose under that flowered sofa slipcover dress she wore to greet the chilrun on the runway.)

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  30. Hardly.  Nor have any of them worn up-to-their-ass boots on any occasion.

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  31. Hardly.  Nor have any of them worn up-to-their-ass boots on any occasion.

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  32. Hardly.  Nor have any of them worn up-to-their-ass boots on any occasion.

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  33. "The Secret Life of BO" sounds like a government publication pamphlet on cleanliness.

    Has anyone seen pictures of the kids who got the treats -- the usual all-AfAm crowd or are they stlll putting a few whities in now that BO needs their parents' votes? MO's all-AfAm events for kids was what confirmed to me her racism. It's been interesting to see how that casual "my people only" attitude has been forced to fade.

    That striped dress is stupid looking. "Nuff said.

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  34. Clarice was brilliant as always this morning.  Don't forget to follow the link to the interview with Richard Epstein. 

    MOTUS, do you really think it is safe for you to be quoted by a known Conservative writer?  You better be on the lookout for czars creeping around and messing with your circuits.

    As for Frederico (aka Bo), he wasn't really with the girls.  That is just the cover story.  He was really out hunting with Mr. Secret Service Guy.  Winter conditions make for excellent hunting. 

    Sincerely,
    Silvie Boston (lap dog, non working breed)

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  35. Nailed it, schatzi.  That's what I thought when I looked at the picture of the two of them.  They don't even attempt to look and act like "normal" people.  Their contempt for us...and the US...is evident in almost every act and photo.

    I'm a little strapped for cash right now (aren't we all?) butt maybe our library will have Mondo's book.  Sounds like it's worth a read, though my BP will probably go through the roof if I do read it.

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  36. UnSkinnyMinnieOct 30, 2011 01:09 PM

    This one is captioned at daylife.com as MA0 "jumps for joy." I was going to make a snarky remark about gravity and inertia butt realized that I know nothing about these subjects. Butt I will say that MA0 continually amazes me with her utter lack of grace and dignity. Wonder if there some video of this? She must somehow think behaving like a child is cute or something. In her mind she must believe she is some sort of diminutive, elfin creature.

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  37. UnSkinnyMinnieOct 30, 2011 01:11 PM

    Oops, forgot the pic.

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  38. I, too, would like to see the kids that  got the goodies.  Were they all kids of the staff?  Or bussed in from a public school?  And I still want to know where her kids were.  You can't tell me they were in bed already while the goodies were being handed out.

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  39. "Lady M, dressed as a post modern Halloween Barbasol pole"

    The striped shirt with the bow and the hole in the chest was gloriously chic compared to this...this...I'm speechless. The fabric is so thin, no wonder she's wearing a coat.

    She looks like a cheap extra from a 70's KMart commercial.

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  40. I wore bunny ears once as a Mom, and all the Halloween dad's followed me around the neighborhood.  Mine came from Fredericks of Hollywood. What else do you think Granny has in her lingerie drawer?

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  41. Uff da! that photo of Granny is enough to put me off bunnies for quite a while....no offense to any of OUR Bunnies!!   She would give nightmares to Dracula!!

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  42. OMG, that ASOS jersey dress is sold as a "midi" length dress.  !!!!!
    <span>ASOS Midi Body-Conscious Dress in Metallic Stripe</span>

    http://tinyurl.com/3tm598j
    $71.88

    No wonder it pulls above the hemline.  Not the only place it pulls, I'll venture.

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  43. OMG, that ASOS jersey dress is sold as a "midi" length dress.  !!!!!
    <span>ASOS Midi Body-Conscious Dress in Metallic Stripe</span>

    http://tinyurl.com/3tm598j
    $71.88

    No wonder it pulls above the hemline.  Not the only place it pulls, I'll venture.

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  44. And don't forget:  She only wears what she loves!!!!!

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  45. And don't forget:  She only wears what she loves!!!!!

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  46. And don't forget:  She only wears what she loves!!!!!

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  47. After your arugula and quinoa,

    <p>The White House Sweet Dough Butter Cookie Recipe
    </p><p> 
    </p><p>1 lb Sugar                                                        1 tsp Vanilla
    </p><p>2 lbs Butter                                                     1 tsp Salt
    </p><p>3 Eggs                                                             3 lbs All Purpose Flour                                                            
    </p><p>Mix the butter and sugar till soft and well beaten. Then add eggs, vanilla, salt and half the flour. Beat on slow speed till mixed, then add the rest of the flour and mix until incorporated.
    </p><p> 
    </p><p>Push flat onto a cookie sheet and refrigerate overnight. Roll out to one quarter inch thick and cut out cookie shapes with cookie cutter.
    </p><p> 
    </p><p>Bake at 350F for 14 minutes and then allow to cool.</p>

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  48. After your arugula and quinoa,

    <p>The White House Sweet Dough Butter Cookie Recipe
    </p><p> 
    </p><p>1 lb Sugar                                                        1 tsp Vanilla
    </p><p>2 lbs Butter                                                     1 tsp Salt
    </p><p>3 Eggs                                                             3 lbs All Purpose Flour                                                            
    </p><p>Mix the butter and sugar till soft and well beaten. Then add eggs, vanilla, salt and half the flour. Beat on slow speed till mixed, then add the rest of the flour and mix until incorporated.
    </p><p> 
    </p><p>Push flat onto a cookie sheet and refrigerate overnight. Roll out to one quarter inch thick and cut out cookie shapes with cookie cutter.
    </p><p> 
    </p><p>Bake at 350F for 14 minutes and then allow to cool.</p>

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  49. After your arugula and quinoa,

    <p>The White House Sweet Dough Butter Cookie Recipe
    </p><p> 
    </p><p>1 lb Sugar                                                        1 tsp Vanilla
    </p><p>2 lbs Butter                                                     1 tsp Salt
    </p><p>3 Eggs                                                             3 lbs All Purpose Flour                                                            
    </p><p>Mix the butter and sugar till soft and well beaten. Then add eggs, vanilla, salt and half the flour. Beat on slow speed till mixed, then add the rest of the flour and mix until incorporated.
    </p><p> 
    </p><p>Push flat onto a cookie sheet and refrigerate overnight. Roll out to one quarter inch thick and cut out cookie shapes with cookie cutter.
    </p><p> 
    </p><p>Bake at 350F for 14 minutes and then allow to cool.</p>

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  50. elizabethintexasOct 30, 2011 04:37 PM

    And, they look like real fur.  Did they slaughter something for those things?!

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  51. Madame de FargeOct 30, 2011 04:52 PM

    No calories, right?

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  52. Evoking the waves on the Volga River where mighty barges pass in the night ..She actually reminds me of his campaign Canadien magical bus.. Big and black , shiny and fake cause he actually takes AF1 ...

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  53. VDH , Victor David Hanson , is one of our greatest military historians.. he is very classical and patient in his approach."The Soul of Battle " compares Patton , Sherman and a Theban General , Epapmandies ( sp ?) .. Fascinating and probably in your public library .

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  54. OMG .. What did granny voodoo do with the rest of the rabbit ?

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  55. Forgot where I saw this , " 99% of the cookies on Sesame Street are eaten by 1% of the muppets.. OccupySesameStreet.com "

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  56. I don't think that's a hip belt, PatAZ: I think it's one of the metallic stripes 'pulled' into a wrinkly mess.

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  57. I have a Hold on the one-and-only copy our liberal library system bought.  Not there yet, but I am #1 in the queue.  I'll never know if there is a #2.

    I have a hunch that many of us already know most of it - if you've read Corsi, Cashill and Kurtz.  But the Brit spy in Russia is new to me.

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  58. I have a Hold on the one-and-only copy our liberal library system bought.  Not there yet, but I am #1 in the queue.  I'll never know if there is a #2.

    I have a hunch that many of us already know most of it - if you've read Corsi, Cashill and Kurtz.  But the Brit spy in Russia is new to me.

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  59. He is wonderful - and a native Californian.  Not all of us are crazy.

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  60. He is wonderful - and a native Californian.  Not all of us are crazy.

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  61. The president has had his nose thinned. What's up with that?

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  62. It would appear the children didn't poll well for this photo op...pity.

    Watched "Evita" tonight for the first time.  I have to wonder how much of the Perons' schtick was lifted by our Comedy Central version of Juan and Eva.

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  63. Just received this in an email - thought y'all would enjoy it:

    <span>Ineptocracy</span><span><span> </span></span><span>(in-ep-toc-ra-cy) -</span><span><span> </span></span><span>a system of government where the least capable of leading are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or to succeed are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.</span>

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  64. <span>It would appear the wee wons didn't poll well enough to be included in this photo op...pity.  
     
    Watched "Evita" tonight for the first time.  I have to wonder how much of the Perons' schtick was lifted by our Comedy Central version of Juan and Eva.</span>

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  65. I would buy it, but...as  you say....we probably already know most of it.  I have read Corsi and Freddoso in 2008...both extremely revealing. I was disappointed in the Cashill book.

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  66. I don't know why but do you get the feeling the photograhpher hate Moochie?  Look at her witch's hands in the picture. Obama looks like an every-dad. As for Granmama, meh.

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  67. Not to take away from the topic of the adorable O's frolicking with Halloween baskets in hand, butt wanted to mention something I read a few weeks ago. It has been terrible that the O's desperately need a vacay. It was reported by the AP a week or so ago that King O will be speaking at the Australian House of Parliament about November 17!!
    I am sooo happy because am sure Mooch and girls, and all friends, family, leaches, etc.
    will be going so as the O's can get that vacay in after all the stress. Campaigning, Halloween, etc. Maybe they can run the trip up to Thanksgiving;). It's unfortunate that the "media" has not mentioned this upcoming sorely needed trip. Just look at the O. So frail looking......carrying that basket.

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  68. My eyesight must be going or something. Look closely at Wookie in the ASOS dress - are her tatas out of alignment, the right one being at the top of the diagonal and the left one at the lower end? 

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  69. I'm not touching dat wit' a ten-foot tata-toucher!

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  70. Stand Up ChuckOct 31, 2011 04:44 AM

    Maybe some repair work done on nasal passages.

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  71. Not everyone is fooled by MO: A view from reality
    http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/oct/30/curl-the-very-angry-first-lady/

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  72. If you break the cookies, all of the calories fall out. That's an old rule....

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  73. My Job

    I'm not allowed to run the train
    The whistle I can't blow
    I'm not the one who designates
    How far the train will go
    I'm not allowed to blow the steam
    Or even ring the bell
    But let the damn thing jump the track
    And see who catches hell.

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  74. My Job

    I'm not allowed to run the train
    The whistle I can not blow
    I'm not the one who says
    How far the train will go
    I'm not allowed to blow the steam
    Or even ring the bell
    But let the damn thing jump the track
    And see who catches hell.

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  75. Brutal....butt, true!

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  76. Breaking news...Will MO go too?(Not if she has to coo over the Sarkozy baby)
    US President Obama to meet with French President Sarkozy, German Chancellor Merkel at G20 this week, White House spokesman says

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  77. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/nicolas-sarkozy/8844616/First-glimpse-of-France-First-baby-Giulia-Sarkozy.html

    Carla says she will never show this baby...will be rigorous in protecting her.

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  78. What are those boxes inside the Halloween goodies bags? I don't think they should be giving out packs of Presidential cigarettes to the wee ones. Ya know, if those are the cookie boxes and they were sold in a store like that, some liberal, somewhere, would be screeching that it encourages 'da yutes' to go pick up a pack of butts.

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