Tuesday, September 8, 2020

Shoot All Extremists

“This was an age of extremes, a fascinating century of freaks... but nobody loved it.” – Alfred Bestor, The Stars My Destination, 1957

And now summer begins to wind down. It will tumble itself into a splash of autumn crispness and color before completely upending itself in a pile of snow.

Unless of course you live along the front range of the Rockies and upper plains. In that case winter will arrive today unannounced, unwelcome and…unexpectedly just days after record-breaking heat.

Meanwhile BLM and ANTIFA continue their aggressive ideological mobbing of people dining outdoors in what is perhaps summer’s last hurrah.

F*ck White People!' – BLM-Biden Supporters Scream at Elderly Couple Dining  Outdoors in Pittsburgh, Steal Their Drinks Off Table (VIDEO) - STATIONGOSSIPWhen demonstrators entered the outdoor dining space, one person took a couples' drink and drank it herself before leavingBLM thug lady harasses elderly couple and steals their drink in Pittsburg

The mobbings serve as a reminder of what a truly thin line there is between civilization and savagery.

Image: Charlottesville Marks First Anniversary Of Deadly RallyANTIFA’s thin-black-bloc-line in Portland

Back in the ‘60s there was a jokey bumper sticker that read “Shoot All Extremists.” It wouldn’t even raise a smile today, as the Left thinks we are the fascists.

It is an age of extremes for sure, and nobody’s lovin’ it.

Monday, September 7, 2020

Labor Day, 2020

And just like that, here we are, Labor Day: the unofficial end of summer. Warms days are too precious now to waste the last holiday of the season on fractious politics so I opt instead for stories and recipes. What are you cooking/picking up/bringing to the Labor Day celebration? We’re doing souvlaki.

I first had souvlaki in 1970, the first year of what would become the annual Festival of the Arts in my hometown of Grand Rapids, MI. At the time it was colloquially known as “the Calder Festival,” named after the giant red/orange sculpture – La Grande Vitesse – by Alexander Calder that had been planted on a giant concrete plaza in downtown GR the previous year, and home to the festival.

43 feet tall, 54 feet long, 30 feet wide, and weighing in at 42 tons La Grande Vitesse  - literally ‘the Great Swiftness’ – can also be translated as ‘Grand Rapids.’

In addition to it’s size and color the sculpture’s claim to fame was as the first public art funded in part by the nascent National Endowment for the Arts. Public sentiment - then as now - towards both the public expenditure and the sculpture itself ran the gamut from “awesome” to “monstrous.” Yet there it was on the newly constructed Vandenberg plaza: surrounded by the equally new buildings of governance and commerce erected following the city’s frenzied spate of “urban renewal” fueled by federal funds. The program mostly consisted of knocking down old buildings such as the original City Hall and replacing them with non-descript glass boxes.

Demolished City Hall Notes — IdeasAh yes, progress. The shadow in the last frame is of the Calder on the rather stark plaza.

But I digress, the first Arts Festival was funded by $15,000 raised by the Junior League and other artsy-fartsy types around town. It featured art hung on the exterior walls of the new City Hall, 5 food booths and 2 portable stages for music. The Festival was operated entirely by volunteers and 7000 people attended that first year, no streets were closed and the organizing committee spent only $12,000 of the $15,000 they raised (well done!). The following year food booths doubled to 10 and attendance more than quadrupled to 30,000 and “Festival” was on its way to becoming a GR institution.

One of the earliest food booths sold souvlaki. It might have been run by members of St. Nickolas Greek Orthodox church, but my memory is not that clear. My food memory on the other hand is clear as day: the aroma of succulent pork cubes, garlic and lemon roasted over a red hot charcoal fire, the taste of juicy pig with a fresh, soft, pita bread wrapped around it: simple ecstasy. And pretty exotic fare in an era where “ethnic” dining consisted of pizza, egg foo young and tacos.

So for no particular reason other than I found a small pork shoulder roast in the freezer we’re celebrating Labor Day here at Casa MOTUS by grilling up some Greek pork souvlaki. I don’t recall the original Calder Festival version coming with tzatziki, but here in our Detroit environs, home to a large Greek diaspora, we serve lots of things with tzatziki. So if you’re in the neighborhood, follow the aroma of the smoke: I’ll have plenty.

Grilled Pork Shoulder Souvlaki

The Pork

Ingredients:

Pork

1 1/2 lbs pork shoulder 1 pound pork shoulder, cut into 3/4-inch cubes

1/4 cup olive oil

2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice

3 cloves garlic, finely minced

1-2 tbs fresh, minced oregano

2 tsp kosher salt

1/4 tsp black pepper

Tzatziki Sauce

1 cup grated cucumber

2 cups plain Greek yogurt

2 tbs olive oil

1/4 cup lemon juice

2-3 cloves garlic, grated or finely minced

2 tbs minced fresh dill weed

1 tsp kosher salt

Toppings/Additions (all optional)

1/2 cup thinly sliced red onion

2-3 sliced tomatoes

shredded lettuce

1/2 cup thinly sliced cucumbers

pita bread, or any kind of flat bread

Garlic Herb Flatbread | Minimalist Baker RecipesThe Flat Bread

Instructions

Pork Souvlaki

1. Trim the pork shoulder of excess fat. Cut the trimmed meat into 3/4 inch cubes.

2. Place the cubes into a sealable bag.

3. Mix together the olive oil, garlic, oregano, salt, and pepper. Pour the marinade into the bag with the pork and seal the bag.

4. Refrigerate it and let it marinate for 2 - 8 hours.

5. If using wooden skewers, begin soaking them 1 hour before you are going to use them.

6. Heat a grill on high.

7. Thread the pork onto skewers, don’t pack them too tightly for even cooking

8. Grill on high, turning occasionally, until the outside is browned and crispy and the inside is just a little pink, about 10 -12 minutes.

9. Serve immediately on pita bread with tzatziki sauce, lemon wedges and any toppings you want.

Tzatziki Sauce

Tzatziki Sauce Recipe with Pita: Easy Appetizer! - The Food CharlatanThe Tzatziki

1. Wrap the grated cucumber in a paper towel or some cheesecloth and squeeze it dry.

2. Combine the cucumber, yogurt, garlic, olive oil, and salt in a bowl and mix together.

3. Transfer the sauce to a serving bowl and either use immediately or refrigerate until you are ready to eat.

4. Tzatziki sauce can be made up to 2 days ahead.  

In the 50 years since that first Calder Festival the city and the country have embraced all forms of ethnic cuisine. Souvlaki is as American as hot dogs now. So too has the Grand Rapidian public embraced the Calder sculpture. Initially considered an eyesore by a majority – and in fairness, still held in contempt by some – it has been adopted as a beloved and iconic symbol of the city.

Michigan ModernThe Calder and the New City Hall, 1969

That’s progress for you. So thanks, Progressives, for always showing us the Way Forward!

P.S. Grand Rapids Arts Festival was cancelled for 2020, due to cooties

Sunday, September 6, 2020

“Good Meetings Always Turn Into Riots”

Last night marked the 100th consecutive night of lawless rioting in Portland.

Calvin and Hobbes - Flame thrower. - Album on Imgur“Only if you promise not to use it in the house.”

It’s tough to control riots when the police have their hands tied.

Which is precisely why police “resources” have been preempted

Meanwhile in Detroit on Friday the Hon. Laurie J. Michelson, United States District Court, Eastern District of Michigan followed in the footsteps of judges in other jurisdictions, (Seattle, Portland, Chicago) and issued a temporary restraining order that enjoined the Detroit Police Force from:

  • Using striking weapons (including, but not limited to, batons and shields), chemical agents (including, but not limited to, tear gas and pepper spray), or rubber bullets against any individual peacefully engaging in protest or demonstrations who does not pose a physical threat to the safety of the public or police;
  • Deploying chemical agents or a sound cannon against persons peacefully engaging in protest or demonstrations without an audible warning and a reasonable amount of time to disperse;
  • Placing in a chokehold or ramming with a vehicle any individual attending a demonstration;
  • Tightening the zip ties or handcuffs placed on any individual to the point that the restraints cause physical injury, including loss of circulation or change in color;
  • Arresting any demonstrators en masse without probable cause.

hobbesdeep | Calvin and hobbes comics, Calvin and hobbes quotes, Calvin and  hobbesSorry, that qualifies as a “striking weapon.” Unless it’s wielded by a “peaceful protestor.”

Hmm, that seems to leave the police with only water canons, and…bullets.

That doesn’t seem quite right. Thankfully Detroit’s police chief, James Craig, is more thoughtful and level-headed than I. He said that since the judge's order bars action against “peaceful protesters,” his officers needn't change what they've already been doing.

"The judge’s order is no different than what we’ve always done," Craig said. "Every time we've had to use less-than-lethal force, it's been to address violence by protesters, resisting arrest, or when they've tried to take over an intersection in violation of the law. Technically, nothing has changed."

I tend to agree but when I hear a crowd chanting “Every city, every town, burn the precinct to the ground” I assume they are inciting violence have malevolence in their heart and are hell-bent on being anything but peaceful. Especially when they come armed with rocks, bricks, railroad spikes, and frozen water bottles.

Chief Craig has no intent of letting the thugs take over his city:

"When they try to take over an area like they did in Seattle, that's not going to happen," Craig said, referring to authorities in Seattle who allowed protesters to occupy several blocks for about two weeks until clearing the area in late June. 

Calvin & Hobbes.. good meetings always turn into riots

Unfortunately so do most “peaceful protests” these days.

Saturday, September 5, 2020

Not This Year

In defiance of the best efforts of Democrat governors to keep the economy locked down and under wraps it came roaring back in August. Despite continued mandated closures and sanctioned rioting around the country, you just can’t keep the Trump economy down. August saw an added 1.4 million jobs which, along with the end of furloughs for 7 million employees, resulted in an 8.4% unemployment rate, a drop of nearly 2% from June levels of 10.2% and well below the 9.8% rate  economists “expected.” All of which was considered bad news in certain quarters.

Accordingly, the Big Three Alphabets adhered to the “no bad news on Friday” rule and not one of them even bothered to mention the “unexpectedly” vibrant job market yesterday, even during their business segments which you would think may be interested in such news. Instead, as Newsbusters pointed out, they droned on about Labor Day sales such as Staples 50% off on office chairs. One wonders who would be buying such things as they would have you believe that everybody is still out of work.

Meanwhile the Joey B campaign continues to hang its hat on the country's economy remaining in shambles, emphasizing what has nearly always been the case, that bad news for America is good news for the Democrats.

“Talk to a lot of real working people,” Biden said Friday, speaking at a community center just a few miles from his home. “Ask them, do they feel like they’re being left behind? Ask them how they feel about the economy coming back.”

“We all know it didn’t have to be this bad,” Biden said

Yes Joe, we do. And we know why it is this bad as well, and it isn’t because of the President no matter how hard you try to make the case otherwise. Next thing you know Joey will be blaming Trump for cancelling sports; oh wait…

The ad shows empty sports stadium, schools, and churches as 'The Star Spangled Banner' plays in the background

he already did that. So while you’re not watching college football this afternoon, ask yourself this: who is keeping the churches closed? (Democrats)

And the stadiums empty? (Democrats)

So Go Blue? I don’t think so.

Biden-Harris campaign ad implies Trump is to blame for cancelled sporting  events

Not this year.

Friday, September 4, 2020

The Benevolent Diktats Of Potentates

Cue the Rocky music!

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Michigan’s Grand High Potentate, Wretched Gretchen, has deemed fit to issue a diktat allowing gyms to reopen after a 6 month hiatus.

I hope it’s not too late.

That’s mighty benevolent diktator of you, Gov.

Of course the openings come with a few mandated restrictions according to Gretchen's benevolent order:

  • Gym-goers will be required to wear a mask at all times [that way you remain aware of the control your overlords have over you – ‘at all times’], including when working out. An exception to that rule is swimming [that’s mighty thoughtful…and pragmatic].
  • Gym owners should do their best to offer outdoor workout opportunities [right, because that’s what people go to gyms for].

Everyone! To the outdoor jungle gym for pullups!

  • Capacity will be limited to 25%. [You’d think that with everyone required to wear masks “at all times” to “stay safe” they could operate at normal capacity, no?]

Because what business can’t survive at 25% capacity?

  • The size of fitness classes must be reduced to enable 6 feet of separation between attendees. [Again, with the masks, are we not safe?]
  • Equipment must be regularly disinfected and hand sanitizer or soap and water must be made available to clients. [That’s always been the case in my gym. Common sense cootie control.]
  • The gym must increase the circulation of outdoor air as much as possible by opening windows and doors or using fans. [A. You’re going to be hearing from the Green Weenies about this! B. Fans!?! Blowing all those cooties around? What are you thinking?! C. Aren’t we already safe when everybody is “required to wear masks at all times?”]
  • Steam rooms, saunas, Jacuzzis and cold-plunge pools will be closed. [OK. Especially the cold-plunge pools.]

Why we need gyms:

Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson, October 01, 2015 Via @GoComics | Calvin  and hobbes, Calvin and hobbes comics, Political cartoons

Thursday, September 3, 2020

Nancy, With the Laughing Face…She Speaks For the Victims

If you give them the time the Left will eventually be exposed or expose themselves for the hypocrites they are. Mayor Man-Boy Wheeler must have been crushed when the “People of Portland” demanded he resign despite his ongoing fan-boy support of their increasingly violent actions:

But Mayor Ted responded by announcing he was vacating his million dollar condo, no doubt at the request of his condo’s Board of Directors. Oh, and by blaming President Trump for the violence in his city.

Funny, isn’t it, that the actions in Portland were simply “peaceful protests” right up to the moment when polls indicated that dog won’t hunt?

Suddenly all those peaceful citizens exercising their First Amendment transformed into violent rioters because..Trump! Your indoctrinated supporters might be that easily convinced but most people outside your little bubble aren’t.

And then there’s Nancy Pelosi, insisting that she was setup by salon owner and demanding an apology. Really Nancy? Setup? Do you know who was actually setup? Michael Flynn, that’s who. Do you think perhaps he’s entitled to an apology?

Democrats: never the oppressor, always the victim.

“Nancy, with the laughing face”

What a disgusting old bag.

Wednesday, September 2, 2020

Death To America! Now Playing In A City Near You.

There was pushback when it was suggested that the logo  introduced at the Democrats’ convention -

Democratic National Convention 2020 Day 1: Live Updates

was loaded with some not so subtle, nefarious symbolism.

Patriot Politics Research ☦ on Twitter: "#DNCplaybook > Death to  America. • DNC Convention logo > Pentagram 2 America > "Death to America."  • "Death to America" chant by Iranian Islamic Extremists. • "

Doubt it no more:

WARNING!

These BBQ novelties are nothing I’d normally post here, as they might be considered NSFW at best and lewd at worse. But since we’re talking about symbolism - and given the long hot summer of love being celebrated in Blue cities across the land but especially in Portland - they struck me as decidedly appropriate for this holiday weekend’s backyard weenie roast.

It’s the special Ted Wheeler/Kate Brown weenie/marshmallow roast set. Sorry, currently out-of-stock due to looting.

Tuesday, September 1, 2020

Don’t Blame Me, I’m Just the Sock Puppet

Joe Biden, speaking to coal miners while campaigning for the Dems’ presidential nomination in January, 2020:

“Give me a break, anybody who can throw coal into a furnace can learn how to program, for God's sake!”

Only Joey could manage to insult both coal miners and software engineers in the same sentence while simultaneously demonstrating his ignorance of both. Miners don’t “throw coal into a furnace” in fact, nobody throws coal into a furnace anymore. Shoveling is a predictor of success for only one career:

Obamas Shovel Ready Jobs - What could we have done with $831 BILLION?  (Michael Bloomberg, unemployment) - Politics and Other Controversies  -Democrats, Republicans, Libertarians, Conservatives, Liberals, Third  Parties, Left-Wing, Right-Wing, Congress ...

Politician. Programming requires other skills.

But yesterday old shovel-ready Joe - the Dems’ torchbearer - delivered his first out-of-basement experience of the season. He took the opportunity to blame President Trump for “stroking violence in our cities.” Now given the nature of fake news these days this is a minor point but let the record reflect that what Old Joe actually said was “stroking” violence in our cities. Yet when reported by AP, the source for hundreds of other “news” reports, they “fixed it” for him and inserted the more appropriate verb “stoking.” Like I said it’s a minor point but it serves to make Biden sound more like a cognizant being than a teleprompter-reading NPC.

Apparently Joe felt the need to convince people that he was still that loveable, innocuous moderate he’s always been known as:

“You know me. You know my heart. You know my story, my family's story.

Biden To Defy CDC Warning To Stop Touching Other People's Faces | The  Babylon Bee

Yes Joe, we do. And it’s still creepy, an old fool who can’t stop “stroking” your young prey.

“Do I look like a radical socialist with a soft spot for rioters? Really?”

Honestly, at this point I’m not even sure you know what socialism is but you definitely look like you have a soft spot. Or two.

Yeah, no: somehow I find it hard to believe the protesters, anarchists, agitators, rioters, looters and lowlifes are taking their cues from President Trump. To be fair, they’re not getting them from Creepy Old Joe either, he’s just the sock puppet.