It’s always something with the right wing haters isn’t it? Now I see Jack Cashill is creating more trouble over at American Thinker, asking silly questions about “why don’t we ever hear from Big Guy’s old (pre-Lady M) girlfriends?” Just exactly what is he implying, anyway? That Big Guy’s gay? ha, ha, ha… oh. Really? Well I don’t think so. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. But really, I don’t think so. Toes, Gibbsy, Axe-man – I could see it,
But Big Guy? Come on!
Although he does spend more time gazing into my refracted reflective surface while applying mascara than any other POTUS ever did. Even Bill.
Meanwhile, in other Big White news: Lady M’s racking up both carbon and diversity credits for her choice in jewelry.
These lovely bracelets that she wore in Mexico by Monique Péan are considered "wearable art." They’re created from 100% recycled gold “supporting (Péan’s) belief that jewelry producers should reduce the demand for ‘dirty mining’ of precious metals. Additionally each gem stone used in her creations was obtained through free-trade and are devastation and conflict free.” Wow! Both sustainable and indigenous! Only Lady M could find such politically correct baubles. And so fashionable too. (And if you haven’t already read it, Dewey’s Armegeddon: Global Densification explains why “dirty mining” is destroying our planet.)
And lastly, don’t forget! Big Guy and Lady M will appear on American Idol tonight! “Idol Gives Back” is a two hour charitable event that has already raised more than $140 million for charities.
Big Guy and Lady M taping their segment for “Idol Gives Back”
This year, money is being raised for the Children's Health Fund, Feeding America, (Is it just me, or do these two charities seem counter productive?) and Malaria No More, which is designed to send mosquito nets to Africa. (hey, I’ve got an idea! Why don’t we just send them a few tons of DDT? I hear it kills those little sucker’s larvae instantly. And it’s really, really cheap. And no, it turns our it doesn’t really cause birds shells to thin after all. Who started that rumor?)
And guess who else is going to be on the show – the big get this year - Elton John! Oh dear, that’s not going to to do much to squelch those silly rumors.
Beyond that, there’s not much going on with Lady M this week. I think she’s detoxing. Either that, or it’s something she picked up in Mexico.
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OK - I was with her about the "devastation and conflict free" gemstones and who among us does NOT like recycled gold? I could use a little of that recycled in my direction right now. But "Malaria No More"? She'll never make mother of the year with that hanging over her, Busy Mom(tm) or not.
ReplyDeleteFeeding America? Isn't that the problem - America eats too much? What happened to No Child's Fat Behind? Hey - they're socialists. Why don't they just take the food away from the fat kids and give it to kids with low BMI's? They should be able to identify the skinny kids by their public school BMI records...right?
ReplyDeleteThat Idol segment should be retitled "Baby Got Back."
ReplyDeleteGood grief, this bunch is tiresome.
I've never watched AI but did see a Youtube performance of someone named Adam and another one so strange I blocked out his name.
ReplyDeleteMOTUS is this an audition for The First Fat Ass to further serve the American people as a judge on AI? It can't be an audition for a performance since we know neither of them have any talent beyond dirty politics...maybe a part on "Criminal Intent" next?
Michelle's sense of "style" is to wear every bracelet you own and then sit there with your fat knees and thighs showing.
ReplyDeleteThen you can blame some poor photog for taking a hoo-haa shot.
TMI TMI TMI
I told my husband about MO's earlier hoo-haa shots and it made him nauseous.
"Thanks," he said, "for burning THAT image in my brain."
Sitting in front of a pic of George Washington only makes Barry look even more the incompetent donkey and man-child that he is.
ReplyDeleteAccording to HuffPo(who never shades the truth) the necklace she wore in Mexico was made of fossilized wooly mammoth tusks. I thought that was creepy, wearing skeletal parts.
ReplyDelete"Recycled gold" is achieved in a melting process involving many ugly-named chemicals.
Another too short, too tight, etc. ad nausem, shiny legs, yadda,over and over. Yuk.
That third pic of Barry pitching (in black jacket).
ReplyDeleteYikes!
I've seen little girls put more fire into it!
Will Elton sing about Barry?
ReplyDeleteHe once had a big hit with "The B**** is Back."
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ReplyDeleteRAJ!!! The magic isn't working. I'm getting a blogger error thingey!!
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ReplyDeleteWell. Hm-m-m-m.
ReplyDeleteHello FOMs & MOLs:
ReplyDeleteIt is I, Raj, to the rescue. I am honored to provide prompt reliable technical support and secret nerd magic prestidigitation.
bettyann, please send to me the secret nerd magic that is not working in an email ( raj.rajaroni@gmail.com ) and I, Raj, will deconstruct it. This I am confident will resolve any secret code difficulty.
May the force be with you.
Raj
Barry the girl, MO the muscle armed guy. Both a couple of freaky wannabees. Strange group we have in Big White.
ReplyDeleteOMG!! What is that on her left kneecap? Did the super spans squeeze a bunch of fat down to her knees? Gross!!
ReplyDeleteRaj, I emailed you.
ReplyDeleteMay the Force be also with you ;)
MOTUS,
ReplyDeleteI'm kind of beginning to wonder about Barry. He seems so feminine while MOO seems so masculine. A little role reversal going on maybe?
Oops--meant to say super spanx.
ReplyDeleteSuzette,
ReplyDeleteYes, recycled gold: good. Devastation free, check. Conflict free, well I do enjoy a bit of controversy from time to time. But you are so right about Malaria No More. Surely even the ACLU would have a problem with this type of homegrown genocidal terrorism. Maybe I could see about having Dr. Phil stop by for a little inter-generational therapy.
MiaZ,
You, my little “capture-the-cow-methane-and pass it on” minx, have hit on the perfect solution. But I am most assuredly NOT going to pass it on. It could be a new law by the end of the month, the way things fly through Congress these days. But maybe you and I could work out a little deal to sell BMI credits. I think my future’s a little iffy, and I could use another income stream.
SQN,
Heh. “Baby Got Back, not Rack”
MadameD,
There’s someone stranger than Adam Lambert? Now I may have to watch. Re. the tryout for judge: Lady M is holding out for a Supreme Court Justice position. I wonder if she’ll have to get her law license reinstated for that?
Anon1,
Eee-you! Poor hubby. Maybe you could make him one of Madame’s and Suzette’s martinis or bettyann’s Manhattans and he will forgive you.
Anon2,
Note to Big White photographer: no more pictures of Big Guy with George Washington. Or Thomas Jefferson. Or John Adams… well, you get the point.
srdem,
Wooly mammoth tusks?!! Really? That is beginning to explain all the strange dreams I’ve been having about platters full of giant dinosaur ribs and gargantuan pork chops. Either that, or it was a reflection from across the room.
Anon3,
Yeah, well Big Guy’s got to save all his fire for yelling at the angry mob of tea partiers.
Anon4,
There will be a tribute, but right now we don’t know if it will be Tiny Dancer (Toes fave), Island Girl, or Candle in the Wind. The B**** is Back will be reserved for a future birthday party. I can’t say whose.
bettyann,
I see Raj is at your service. I hope everything works out.
raj,
Thanks, dude. You ‘da bomb.
Lynn,
Well, I never really thought of the O’s that way. But I’m not sure why - I see your point.
Anon5,
Not positive, but it looks like it could be an image of Oprah.
Cinder,
Is this a conspiracy between you and Lynn to launch another vicious right wing rumor? I suppose you want to see his birth certificate too: in order to verify his country of birth and sex.
The Last Photo, of Elton John. Is it my imagination or does this portion of his behind remind us mightily of the mighty MO's behind?
ReplyDeleteJust wondering....
SandraC
I don't care if they're recycled whatevers,I could still buy something cuter and waaay cheaper at one of those tween stores at the mall !
ReplyDeleteOh please! Sir Elton is way more masculine than BO. Maybe not more than Michelle, but definitely more than BO.
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