Saturday, April 24, 2010

When Snarks Attack: 5 The Winner

Drum Roll Please . . .

The Winner of the coveted Golden FLOTUS in When Snarks Attack: 5 is . . .  “Funky Town” !!!

Congratulations Funky Town. You have now achieved cyber immortality with a permanent place in my Snark Attack Hall of Fame along side all the previous winners.

Funky’s snarkalicious snark “. . . woman with a butt that ate Cincinnati . . . “ WON the hearts and minds of the voters and left the competition in her dust.

So, come on down Funky Town and accept your coveted, and well deserved Golden Flotus


And congratulations to all the “runners up” and all my loyal, snarky FOMs and MOLs. You are all winners in my book.

I want to thank the millions of FOMs and MOLs who voted millions of times in my When Snarks Attack: 5. Nearly 5 million votes were logged. A modern day record.

For the record, the final vote count was certified by Toes after review of the audited count by the accounting firm of Dewey, Cheatum & Howe. The results were as follows:

  1. Funky Town – 1,480,000
  2. bettyann – 1,380,000
  3. Madame Defarge – 650,000
  4. Mrs P. – 250,000
  5. Suzette – 250,000
  6. vereteno – 210,000
  7. Lynn – 20,000
  8. Portia Elizabeth – 170,000
  9. Amy – 130,000
  10. Anonymous – 110,000

I won’t get inside the numbers here, you all know how to do that on your own now. So, Snark Attack 5 is now in the history books and Snark Attack 6 is in the future.

Snark till you drop MOLs!!!!