Friday, April 23, 2010

Weekend Warriors

Off for a romantic weekend in Ashville:

Black tights, check

Black mini shift, check

Skinny mini-sweater, check

Stack of dead animal parts bangles, check

Oversized designer sunglasses, check

Chartreuse and orange oversized designer bag, check

Robin’s egg blue ballerina slippers,check


standing on the left leg

left-footed doofus, check

standing on the left leg

Have a good time, you two hard-working Americans! We’ll be holding down the fort back here at the Big White. ( I sure hope there aren’t any nuclear attacks while you’re out.)