Well, don’t say I didn’t tell you so. The new stylist is already history, and we’re back to our teeny tops and floral appliqués.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Wide-legged, high waisted trousers: We really are back to the Carter years!
So you’re probably wondering where all the adorable children came from. It’s national take your kid to work day, and Big White staffers all pitched in to make it a huge success. TYKTW Day is a venerable American holiday that began in the 90’s as “take your daughter to work day” because, I guess, girls didn’t have enough role models of working mothers. Even though all the girls who got to go to work with their Moms had a working mother. But TYDTW day only lasted a few years, and then the boys started whining about having to go to school while their sisters got to go to work with Mom, and all the HR Departments said TYDTW was discriminatory… well I think you get the picture. Hoisted by their own petards.
Lady M, as you see, used the occasion to get all the little children to participate in her “Let’s Move your Fat Behind.” Everyone did fine with the exception of Bo, who got a time out. I think maybe it would have been a better idea if Lady M had just brought Sasha and Malia.
Bo’s time out. Right next to Lady M’s throne.
We are sticking with the slack concept for awhile, to see how it works out. It certainly makes getting caught on camera in one of our awkward basketball bench poses a lot less viral.
Big Guy had a great day too, but I’ll have to cover that under a separate post – as well as the swell 40th annual Earth Day celebration at the Big White. I thought maybe former Vice President and fellow Nobel Laureate Al Gore would drop by, but so far he’s a no show. He’s probably working on his Global Densification movie.
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They look like hip waders, or worse yet, the pants of an old man, hiked up above the belly button.
ReplyDeleteAgain, more sheer clothes.
ReplyDeleteIs she an exhibitionist? There's something going on in that head and it isn't right.
Mrs. P
I am always amazed by the pictures. They must be the official photos, and put out by the WH, so out of all the photos taken, somebody must have felt they were the photos good enough to release. Can't help thinking that Big Mo must have a few "frenemies" on the staff.
ReplyDeleteYes, ladies and gents, in the White House Circus center ring: Mo-Mo the Angry Clown and her cute little trained show-dog Bo!
ReplyDeleteObserve the lunatic brows! Feast your hungry eyes on the garish costume! Applaud the crazy postures and faces usually only found in a funhouse mirror!
It's the weirdest show on earth.
I realize the photos are supposed to be glimpses into the "keepin it real" FFA, but it would be nice if they would stop the spread eagle look of the legs. I don't know anyone who wants to be assaulted daily by the FFA's crotch. Amateurs!!
ReplyDeleteJust catching up MOTUS, after a day of "the vapors". I'm glad I didn't see these pictures until after the medication kicked in. Otherwise, I have no doubt my recovery would have been delayed through the weekend.
ReplyDeleteYes, they've decided to try to off-set/balance the fat ass with wide leg pants and wrap that muffin top in a high waist. The best solution is to keep her out of pants altogether...and NOT SHORTS EVER, EVER! Keep the skirts below the knee, stop greasing up the legs; put on some sheer stockings instead. No more form fitting, too small tops or dresses (ie no ass hugging skirts). It's all so simple isn't it?
I agree with anon who said it best: "There's something going on in that head and it isn't right." It's a circus alright. You betcha!
All these photos opps with the adorable innocents will serve as bleak evidence when the light of history demonstrates the hoax perpetuated by the Shill and Won. She should be required to provide them with the bill they'll inherit for their hubris and delusion.
ReplyDeleteMOTUS,
ReplyDeleteMOO needs to lose those goose poop green shoes. Can you hide them in the back of her closet?
Cinder, "moose poop green shoes"? Who the hell cares what color they are. Get that shoe heel engineer on at NASA - this is talent in the raw.
ReplyDeleteMOTUS, this woman is clearly in love with herself. All she does all day every day is dress up and get her picture taken. That she is mOfugly, gross, ill mannered, inappropriate, and an exploiter of young American children does not cross her mind. It doesn't cross her mind. It doesn't EVEN cross her mind. NO thought even remotely tinted by actual realilty ever crosses the mind of this over indulged puke sucking the public tit.
Now that I have exercised my right to free speech, I think I shall also go fire up my Harley Davidson, and shoot off a few reloads.
After I recite the ninth amendment.