Sunday, May 30, 2010

“He’s Just a Guy in the Neighborhood” UPDATED

Thanks to MOL ‘Anon2’ we have an update from Byron York. Turns out the Reverend Farrakhan really is just a “guy in the neighborhood” after all!  After some uncomfortable hours,  a quick call from one of our homies in Motown got the Rev’s Fruits to stand down. Crisis averted, and Big Guy never even had to hear about it let alone try to deal with it. And that’s a good thing, since he’s had a lot of other “stuff” on his plate lately.

Your pooler got a call at about 10:15 local time from a pool report reader who identified himself as the Rev. Gary Hunter, a Baptist minister in Motown who writes and blogs for the Detroit Times. He said he had called Minister Farrakhan and his son and asked them to have the Fruit stand down.
“I told him you were good people,” Rev. Hunter said. “He said he didn’t know you all were just waiting for the president.”

ORIGINAL POST:

Oh dear! It seems our friendly little neighborhood BBQ last night at, reportedly, the house of an “old friend”  was inadvertently held at a home owned by none-other than race baiter, Jew-hater Louis Farrakhan. And even though he’s just “a guy in the neighborhood,” the suddenly not-so-supportive press is probably going to try to make a big deal out of it anyway. At least we still have AP on our side. But it seems like almost everyone else is bailing on us: our “conservative” cheerleader, Peggy Noonan – even the Wapo!

IsaidstopthedamnleakOh yeah, we’re having fun now! You can tell by our facial expressions. But I’m not crazy about that “shot from behind bars” effect.

I’m going to have to tell you, it’s really been a pretty crappy weekend so far:

The Sestak Bribery scandal refuses to go away

The Giant Oil Leak refuses to go away

The criticism refuses to go away

And the “thin-skinned” Won refuses to go away

Maybe we should have just stayed in Washington and gone to the tomb of the unknown soldier after all.

 

Valuable evidence gathered via DougRoss@Journal

43 comments:

  1. According to this Byron York report and others, the BBQ was at the home of longtime friend Marty Nesbitt, who lives across the street from Louis Farrakhan. Even so, some 'hood!

    "Covering Obama, press encounters Nation of Islam"
    http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/blogs/beltway-confidential/covering-obama-press-encounters-nation-of-islam-95214269.html

    And doesn't Queen Michelle look regal? The real MOO steps out for dinner.

    Anon2

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  2. Now THERE'S a date night!

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  3. Just look at the Flotus, my gosh I look better when I go to the grocery store. There is no excuse for this. She goes to seed when she's on vacation.

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  4. For once moms got to walk up front with Big Guy. MO was hoping any cameras would get them and miss her - in one shot she even tried to duck down behind moms.

    Fashion Icon.

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  5. You'd think that by now she'd know that the cameras are everywhere. And wouldn't you think she'd do a little better for her husband and family and the friends who invited them to dinner?

    Maybe they have good reason to worry about her?

    Anon2

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  6. I looked better after recent surgery and I'm 65. Where is her make-up artist, wighat, smile?
    Is it me but does Barry look teh ghey?

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  7. The family looks like slobs. (Oh, wait, they are!)

    I realize it's a BBQ but these slobs are supposed to be the First Family.

    There is a way to dress classy yet casual.

    I bet MOO enjoyed chowing down on "healthy" ribs.

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  8. What "lovely" buddies the Obamas have.

    Add Ayers and his wife to the list.

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  9. MOO is not happy.


    Maybe she is worried that Bubba has something up his sleeve.

    What if MOO's entire gravy train falls to pieces?

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  10. At least Barry isn't wearing
    his Hawaiian-print shirt!

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  11. Obama, please stay in Chicago and don't come back.

    That goes for Michelle Antoinette, too.

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  12. What fun! a simple BBQ with neighbors, 32 Secret Service guys, the Official Photo guy and everyone with a camera-phone, Snipers on the roof, the Muslim radicals across the street, P.O.'d neighbors who were trapped in their houses by security.
    What a grand idea for a holiday! Idiots.

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  13. Stand Up ChuckMay 30, 2010 12:32 PM

    Did Barry find his favorite worn out holey jeans when he went back to his old mansion?

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  14. Are you sure that's the O? We have hardly ever seen him suitless.
    And Mo never lets us down - always a disaster area.
    Can someone find out if the horse head was in the bed?

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  15. -
    LOOK AT THEIR FACES!

    They look like they're going to a lynching!

    I am sooooooooo glad that such a bunch will
    NEVER show up at my door...

    I feel so sorry for their hosts. They could
    not even be bothered putting on a smile, let
    alone some decent duds.....

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  16. Oh the breataking-ness of it all. The royal wigmaker and facepainter must have Both been back in DC..no wonder she looks like the subject of a family intervention...
    Am getting a picture of the yellow glove incident..was she screaming "out damned spot" ?
    Probably burying some evidence...

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  17. Look at these people. Aside from being dressed like their going to the Garden Center to get some annuals, the're EMPTY HANDED!

    Didn't anyone ever tell them, even if the host says "no, please don't bring a thing" - your supposed to bring something for the host/hostess.

    So there they go off to a Memorial Day BBQ, dressed like slobs and empty handed.

    MOTUS, was there nothing you could do?

    Lily

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  18. I guess they thought their presence was 'gift' enough.

    Lily

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  19. Thank goodness Big MO wasn't wear shorts!

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  20. I bet Zero and the First Fatty think they are slumming, just going to a Chi-Town backyard picnic; such a comedown from the excess they are used to in Big White.

    First Class Jerks!

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  21. Malia looks like she's frowning again.

    I guess she is so upset that Daddy didn't plug the hole yet!!

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  22. When Barry demanded "plug the blankety-blank hole," was he talking about the Sestak mess?

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  23. -
    Considering that this is how she looked

    http://www.mofopolitics.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/barack_michelle_obama.jpg

    'dressed up' in the old Chicago days,we should
    not be surprised that she's reverted to the
    REAL Michelle during this visit - starting
    with the departure in D.C.

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  24. At first I felt quite offended that a POTUS would not go to Arlington to pay his respects, especially during these hard times for so many Americans, rather on to Chi-Town, the hometown for traitors. But then I reconsidered; it is actually best that a person, who, in reality hates America not practice hypocrisy on Memorial Day. Thinking ahead, I realized how terrible and hurtful it would be to see him standing there in full pretension, trying to further convince people that he's a real American and not a plant. Is there a Marxist Book of Etiquette he's been reading?

    When they "get down with their "Homies" you really see what "keepin' it real" means. Dinner with the Chi-Town, Marxist, American hating friends of Farrakhan, taking off their masks, trying to hide out at the BBQ. Unless someone has pictures of "Minister" Farrakhan in some other locale, I'll bet a dollar he was sitting at the table with the O's. Why else would the Fruits be "protecting the house"? Were the Secret Service agents inside as well? Obviously the "Chicago businessman" leasing the house for "Organizing for America" is a friend of the racist Farrakhan or he wouldn't have rented it to them.

    Next week BiBi is due back at Big White via the "personal" invitation issued by Toes-the-Traitor. Wonder if, during the BBQ, The Minister of the Nation of Islam handed 0zer0 his orders, the speech and agenda he's expected to deliver to the Jewzzzz. No wonder they were yelling "Anti-Semite" at Toes, the #2 Hypocrite, when he had the gall to walk through Jerusalem. How I'd love to hear that BiBi has other pressing concerns and can't make it.

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  25. And it was another bloody night in Barry's hometown:
    http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010/05/2-wounded-in-separate-shootings.html

    22 shot, 1 dead in 1 night. This is the fruits of Barry's community organizing job.

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  26. Think I'll mosie over to Huffpo and some of the other MO worship sites and see what the commenters are saying about "casual" Michelle. Should be good for a bit of a laugh reading the justifications for this slumming costume!!

    nellyq

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  27. Note, Huffpo and the another worship site have no pics of the frumpy MO.

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  28. the "other" worship site

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  29. Why am I not surprised? There are some things even your lyin' eyes have to accept.

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  30. PS, I'll bet there aren't any pictures of the Fruits outside the BBQ either...even though they were busy taking pictures of the press bus.

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  31. Lily makes a good point. What about a host/hostess gift? Flowers, a nice bottle of wine or maybe arooogala from the WH garden.

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  32. Oh! It worked. Madame, you are so lovely in your photo, it made me brave enough to show my own face. That is me hugging my grandson, Atticus. I do not live in a war zone really: that background is where we store wood during winter months, in our 100 year old adobe house.

    Your photo is very lovely, long pearls and you are beautifully made, an artist I see: isn't it very grand that MOTUS decided to snark publically, in front of God and everybody, bringing many MOLS within snarking distance. Maybe, so lovely a lady would not talk to me in a resturaunt, if I drove up on my bike! I'm sure you would admire my boots.

    "sniff"

    You look like the kind of gal that could wear them as well. What say you get a bike, and we RIDE for MOTUS? "Our Mirror-cle of the Precious Backside"? P.BOTUS...? I would say MOTUS has surely by-passed the "three miracle" test, wouldn't you? Then again, she is still at work because her ladyship, Queen (what the hell is that pink thingy crawling into her chest??) Comfy has not yet had her shot. I mean, we ARE all waiting for the executions to begin, aren't we?

    MOTUS, I am sorry to have been absent, but I do read every word. News: the martini has been replaced by a recent delicacy inspired by Breeze: the Lynchberg Limosine! Two part lemonade to one part Kentucky bourbon with a sprig of fresh mint - no limosine, sorry, But as soon as Obama starts making my house payment, I'll get on it.

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  33. Huffpo included a pic of MOO in their slideshow - tucked away at #18 and it is not pretty.

    In another piece of Huffpo news, the house next door to the Obamas in Chicago sold to a plastic surgeon. How convenient!

    Anon2

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  34. Sure enough - Dr. Moynihan specializes in facial plastic surgery. And now he'll be right next door. Yippee!

    http://www.suntimes.com/news/politics/obama/2313024,CST-NWS-sside25.article

    Anon2

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  35. bettyann, I'm glad you, too, took courage and posted a photo. Nice to have a face with the words. You are great looking and I'll bet quite a head turner on your bike. You are also braver than I. I won't even ride a bicycle! Strictly four wheels for me. Atticus, so cute. Guess we don't have to ask about which books were read at your house. My grandson, Vincent, is only a month old and I can't wait until his parents want to go away and leave him with me. What precious treasures they are.

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  36. OMG I am soooo sorry I haven’t kept up with your posts. We have been so busy and, in case you haven’t noticed, under cover.

    I don’t have a lot of time because Lady M is already screaming for me to come and show her what she will “look like” in tonight’s outfit.

    Thanks “Anon2” for the correction of the actual location of the “mother ship” (across the street).

    Apologies to everyone for the outfit we wore on our little walk. Granny kept blocking my signal. She doesn’t like me very much. She thinks I make her little girl look too “conservative”.

    Anon1:

    Maybe you couldn’t see it on their faces, but things are not really going all that well right now. No Dates on the horizon.

    Anon3:

    We don’t like to call it “going to seed”. We prefer the term “post-flowering”.

    Fashion Icon:

    Yea, all that jockeying for position and Granny trying to block me out really had an impact on my work.

    Anon2:

    Remember, she looks at my trans-imaged reflection and thinks she looks good. And she would look good to you too if I was just allowed to do my job.

    Granny Jan:

    I am sorry to hear about your surgery. I hope everything is OK.

    Anon4:

    Oh, MO enjoyed the ribs. Almost all of the ribs! And she took the leftovers home with her.

    Anon5:

    Just a few guys in the neighborhood.

    Anon6:

    Did Axe-Man tell you about the deal between Big Guy and Bubba? I knew we couldn’t trust that weasel.

    Anon7:

    We’re trying not to focus too much attention on Big Guy’s alleged birthplace. Too many potential “investigations” buzzing about.

    Anon8:

    Sorry. You’ve got to wait for 1-20-2013. But you can get the T-shirt at my store!!!

    srdem:

    If you think the neighbors were ticked, you should have seen the people whose flights we “delayed” at O’Hare!!! Man-O-man, talk about “flight rage”.

    Stand Up Chuck:

    No he didn’t. Do you know where they are? There’s a reward!

    Anon9:

    That was BO. Not his stand in clone. He would have sent his clone to Arlington, but since Toes is out of town, he didn’t have to. No horse head, but we did get a dead fish in the FedEx from Jerusalem.

    Breeze:

    Don’t feel sorry for their “hosts”. You wouldn’t believe how much they paid for the privilege of hosting the BBQ.

    BREAK BEFORE HITTING CHARACTER LIMIT!

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  37. PART 2

    Anon10:

    We don’t bury our own evidence. We have a special team of burying experts who don’t speak or read English and have no papers.

    Lily:

    I think you should be happy that the Os feel their presence is enough. If the bought a gift, it would be paid for with your money.

    Anon11:

    Not until she got inside.

    Anon12:

    Everything about this trip is going wrong. The mansion just doesn’t seem to fit anymore, Chef Comfy isn’t here to whip up late night Kobe sliders and Blago keeps calling and leaving Big guy the same message; “we’ve got to talk about that thing”.

    Anon13:

    Nobody’s happy, and we’re on vacation!!! The Wee Won didn’t like being used as a prop, but now she’s getting even. Now, every morning she does knock on the bathroom door and ask Big Guy if he’s “plugged the hole yet”.

    Anon14:

    Yes.

    Breeze:

    I take no responsibility for that look. That was before I was assigned to reflect her.

    Madame:

    OMG Madame, what a “hot” little avatar you have!!!

    I can’t talk about the attendees like I used to when Desi was around and I knew she’d get blamed for it even if she didn’t blab about it. But Smooty is just little miss tight lips.

    I think we’re all glad he isn’t going. He’d just say something stupid about his “absolute power” no matter what TOTUS put up on his screen.

    I’m looking forward to seeing BiBi again. I really like him.

    Moright:

    A city has got to keep it real. Nobody would respect the Chi-Town elite if it was as quiet as Des Moines.

    nellyq:

    Remember, Lady M is “fashion forward” which means that you little people in flyover country will never appreciate how elegant she looks.

    But please report back with what you find in your mosie-ing!

    bettyann:

    OMG you too have a “hot” new avatar. And who’s that cutie with yo?

    Anon15:

    Damn!

    Madame:

    I think it’s a crime against Islum to capture the image of the Fruits. Besides, I’ve heard they don’t show up on film. I know I can,t see them in my reflections.

    Anon16:

    Arugula from Lady M’s garden! What a great idea! If you are running against one of our chosen Democratic Senatorial picks, I think I can wrangle you an offer of a plum appointment as Big White “Gift Czar”.

    bettyann:

    Yes it did girlfriend! Love the pic, love the boots and soooo love Atticus! I hope he needs a good mirror when he grows up. You know, mirrors don’t age!

    My snarks would dissipate in the ether without all you MOLs and MODs. I’m nothing without you.

    I wish I had a chopper to ride with you. It sounds like it would be a great annual event. Kinda’ like “Rolling Thunder”.

    I totally understand your absence and it is totally excused. You are making a far more important contribution and helping a friend. What is more important? I’m going to try one of those Lynchy Limo thingies tonight. Maybe several if Granny stays up late again.

    “Anon2”:

    I suppose you think that’s just a coincidence? Now you will know why Lady M may be out of circulation for a while this summer.

    Madame:

    When a girl looks as good as you and bettyann, courage is not really needed. In fact, I would argue that you owe it to the world to show us all what a real lady looks like!

    Thank you both!

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  38. MOTUS, You are too kind. bettyann is a real inspiration as well as a beauty. I have to get busy and become more active...give up four wheels and use two legs. I believe though that we both know what it takes to be a lady and surely can tell The FFA how to wear a cardigan and pearls...though you can't tell in my birthday picture, I am not nor will I ever wear a boob belt.

    I will never get over how this dimwit makes everything she touches seem so adulterated and look so uncomfortable and difficult. On the other hand, MOTUS, you deserve all the awards they have to give for creating a space in the ether for us to vent. And, you do such a superb job. A million thanks!

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  39. Madame:

    Thank you and my entire posse of MOLs and MODs around the world, we need each other and we will make our dreams come true!

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  40. MOTUS - I think this pic got by you. Better luck next time. (I do think this one is worth a caption contest).


    http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/slideshow/photo//100531/480/urn_publicid_ap_org_c6df21aa216a43a5a7fd4602ba73ba63/

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  41. Better version of the above pic:

    http://www.daylife.com/photo/023647naEtaO0?q=Michelle+Obama

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  42. Anons:

    I was told there would be NO cameras on the tarmac. All day long, I kept that unfortunate pantie line blended, and then . . .

    I guess in these troubled times, I can never let my guard down.

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