The Wons go to Church: Historic

“Armageddon! …I looked around to see if there were any asteroids falling. Some cracks opening up in the Earth! Turned out it was a nice day!''

As predicted by many pundits, we went to church yesterday - Shiloh Baptist - to celebrate the Spring Sphere Holiday. And no, all you smart alecks out there, nobody was struck by lightening. No falling asteroids, no sink holes. It was actually a very nice day in Washington.

Lady M at Easter services at Shiloh Baptist Church. The white guy? Secret Service, of course.

Do you recognize our frock? Last seen with a strand of pearls and without the mini-me sweater at the Pittsburg G-8/20 in 2009?

Rockin’ Pittsburg, September, 2009

You might remember this unauthorized rear view as well (below) which got me off to a bit of a rocky start with the Wons. In my defense, I was working the “front of the house” when someone breeched security and snuck in for an attack from the rear. Butt never mind, we’ve put that behind us, so to speak.

Lady M with the FLOC(anada), eh?

 

Butt about the sweater: as you can see, the Big White laundry shrunk it. I hate it when that happens, don’t you? On the plus side: now you can sure see how toned Lady M’s guns are. So we’ve got that going for us.

 

As you can see, Big Guy is totally in rapture here. And please, no comments about the Wee Wons: remember they’re just innocent little pawns. And it’s not their fault that they’ve been raised godless, nationless and clueless: kind of like their father. I try to do what I can when they come to visit in my little bunker, butt it’s an uphill battle. After all, I’m just the Big White mirror, and their Dad and Mom are certifiable icons.

I sure wish I hadn’t made everyone watch The Ten Commandments a few days ago. Big, big mistake. I’d just like to say, I’m sorry.

 

“So let it be written, so let it be done.”

Lady M, an iconic two-time Time 100 winner

Be sure to check in tomorrow for more on this iconographic image of Lady M.  It’s an exclusive “behind the scenes” look, if you catch my drift.