“Armageddon! …I looked around to see if there were any asteroids falling. Some cracks opening up in the Earth! Turned out it was a nice day!''
As predicted by many pundits, we went to church yesterday - Shiloh Baptist - to celebrate the Spring Sphere Holiday. And no, all you smart alecks out there, nobody was struck by lightening. No falling asteroids, no sink holes. It was actually a very nice day in Washington.
Lady M at Easter services at Shiloh Baptist Church. The white guy? Secret Service, of course.
Do you recognize our frock? Last seen with a strand of pearls and without the mini-me sweater at the Pittsburg G-8/20 in 2009?
Rockin’ Pittsburg, September, 2009
You might remember this unauthorized rear view as well (below) which got me off to a bit of a rocky start with the Wons. In my defense, I was working the “front of the house” when someone breeched security and snuck in for an attack from the rear. Butt never mind, we’ve put that behind us, so to speak.
Lady M with the FLOC(anada), eh?
Butt about the sweater: as you can see, the Big White laundry shrunk it. I hate it when that happens, don’t you? On the plus side: now you can sure see how toned Lady M’s guns are. So we’ve got that going for us.
As you can see, Big Guy is totally in rapture here. And please, no comments about the Wee Wons: remember they’re just innocent little pawns. And it’s not their fault that they’ve been raised godless, nationless and clueless: kind of like their father. I try to do what I can when they come to visit in my little bunker, butt it’s an uphill battle. After all, I’m just the Big White mirror, and their Dad and Mom are certifiable icons.
I sure wish I hadn’t made everyone watch The Ten Commandments a few days ago. Big, big mistake. I’d just like to say, I’m sorry.
“So let it be written, so let it be done.”
Lady M, an iconic two-time Time 100 winner
Be sure to check in tomorrow for more on this iconographic image of Lady M. It’s an exclusive “behind the scenes” look, if you catch my drift.
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It's nice to see Boo focused like a laser on worship and not distracted by cameras, etc.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, churches can ask that photographers not shoot during the service or even bring cameras in. I wonder why they don't.
As for pharoah, I hope Big Guy knows who lost that contest.
I think they were expecting a big rabbit to jump out from behind the altar and give everybody a basket of candy. After all, isn't that what Easter is really about?
ReplyDeleteIt would be interesting to see more shots of FFA with FLOC.
ReplyDeleteTo me it looks like our Canadian friend is employng asn effective tactic to avoid being hugged or rmugged.
Here's how it works.
When someone, say a giant Moo sweating in her sundress, comes at you with both hands out to her sides, ready to grab you, one tactic is to reach your hands out to the sides, too. But instead of embracing, you firmly grip both of the attacker's hands and press forward, halting her impetus. Then you lean back, throwing her off balance, while giving her a withering glance.
The FLOC seems to be a black belt in this mitchell art. We can all learn from her.
MOTUS, Can you arrange to have the nicely dressed lady, in Easter hat and suit, who is standing in front of Mitchell, somehow brought in and substituted as our first lady.
ReplyDeleteBoo wouldn't much notice, I think. And, though I don't know anything about this lady's politics. We can't really do worse in that department, and in the meantime we wouldn't have to be embarassed every time we saw her out in public. Wearing a hat and dressing up in her best for Easter Sunday also indicates a sense of tradition and decorum and concern for her appearance and how she is viewed by others, and those would be improvements, too.
Please, pretty please?
They hired a rabbit, but when it showed up, it was white. No bunny gig.
ReplyDeleteThat beautifully and appropriately dressed woman in front of MOOch is the way most AfAm women dress for church. The whole family dresses up: no jeans, sundresses, shorts, crop tops or body-hugging outfits. They respect their church and their God.
ReplyDeleteBIG HAH! First Groper flummoxed.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if the photo agencies will have to indicate "Michelle Obama, middle right" when they send this internationally, so that foreign newspapers don't get confused and think the well-dressed lady is America's first lady.
ReplyDeleteI must have stared at that '<span><span>Rockin’ Pittsburg, September, 2009</span><span><span>'</span></span><span> picture for almost five minutes now. Yes, I understand that photographs can be deceiving, </span><span>butt</span><span> how on earth does one end up with one's legs so far apart with one's feet twisted inwards ... without losing balance?! It's bizarre.</span></span>
ReplyDeleteI've always thought she was about to hurl in that picture and is lunging toward a waiting receptacle. That would explain the glazed eyes, clenched teeth, inflated cheeks and bizarre posture with the feet going in different directions.
ReplyDeleteThat dress makes MOO look as big as two houses! (You see, most of her other things make her as big as only one house, this is worse! LOL).
ReplyDeleteMOTUS, Hub should see this:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/world/2011/04/23/ctw.earth.day.photos.cnn?hpt=C2
It's a view of the Milky Way he won't see.
It's election time! Look at me in Church -- Take my photo! Shameless, Godless O-BOMB-A and props!
ReplyDeleteI agree. That lady in the yellow suit and hat is simply lovely. Fabulously dressed, she looks like a LADY, and would be far more suited in Big White than our FLINO.
ReplyDeleteRockin' Pittsburgh, September, 2009.
ReplyDeleteAn "up-skirt" view of that extra wide stance could be the plot line of the most scary science fiction movie ever filmed.
"The View:" If you were dazzled by synchronized leg crossing, cover your eyes for synchronized leg spreading.
"Invasion of the Body Snatchers:" Ever wonder what happened to all those snatched bodies?
"The Blob:" Well...maybe that's what it is.
"2001, A Space Odyssey:" Send a mission from Earth to find out what's going on up there.
"The Day The Earth Stood Still:" Standing wide-astride a subway grate, her skirt blew up and everyone on Earth fainted at the sight.
Oh, come on, boys and girls, maybe the w0n is looking at the words to worship choruses being projected on the wall the way so many churches do now.
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, maybe there's a mirror up there.
"<span><span>butt</span><span> how on earth does one end up with one's legs so far apart with one's feet twisted inwards ... without losing balance?"</span></span>
ReplyDeleteThat's kind of how one approaches the bathrooms in parts of Europe where you observe nothing more than a hole in the floor with 2 indents on each side for your feet....!
You put one foot where it's supposed to go and carefully begin to aim your other foot while trying to manipulate your unmentionables to not fall down too far!
Least, that's what it looks like to me. Been there, done that. Not easy! Looks like she would do fine -- if she were in that type of bathroom.
Which she's not.
....sigh.....
Drudge has a picture of lightening hitting the WH last night. Just saying.
ReplyDeleteHow DID they photoshop that Time pic. Inquiring minds want to know.
"<span>glazed eyes, clenched teeth, inflated cheeks and bizarre posture with the feet going in different directions."</span>
ReplyDeleteGood word use, Daizie! That's exactly what I did when I was in that gorgeous new bathroom with abovementioned hole in the floor!
Clarice, I think you hit the nail on the head re: Time photo. About half her size has been photoshopped out. Maybe it's called "Moo Light" or "Moo 50%"
ReplyDeleteExcellent, Injan, though I doubt that Moo will ever try to hug me -- wrong color, no military associations, not rich nor famous.
ReplyDeleteClarice, you beat me to it....Here's a link to the photo of lightening striking the WH: http://weaselzippers.us/2011/04/25/lightning-strikes-white-house-%e2%80%94-occupant-unharmed/#comments
ReplyDeleteNow MOTUS, you said in your first paragraph nothing bad happened as a result of the Wons attending church...God was just a little busy and didn't get around to it til nightfall...heh!
They remembered to do a church photo op but not an Easter proclamation. However, this WH manages to acknowledge just about every other obscure religious holiday there is. And Earth Day, of course. I am outraged.
ReplyDeletehttp://tinyurl.com/3sdck8m
"President Obama failed to release a statement or a proclamation recognizing the national observance of Easter Sunday, Christianity's most sacred holiday.
By comparison, the White House has released statements recognizing the observance of major Muslim holidays and released statements in 2010 on Ramadan, Eid-ul-Fitr, Hajj, and Eid-ul-Adha."
Over at the Lady O blog, they are saying that Michelle Antoinette's black dress has an exterior leather corset and that explains her small waist. I believe that we're looking and corset AND photoshopping.
ReplyDeleteDid you all read that Sasha wore one of Mahlia's dresses as a very expensive hand-me-down? Hand-me downs? Wow, the Os are just like ordinary people!
Sarah Palin remembered. Her Easter message:
ReplyDeletehttp://cubachi.com/2011/04/24/sarah-palins-message-on-easter/
He knows who lost...McCain lost...and so did we :'(
ReplyDeleteCandy and "Spring Spheres" :-D
ReplyDeleteOMG InjainJ, you could teach a course in Grope Defense! I think there would be a huge demand from world leaders.
ReplyDeleteYikes! Raj just told me that Echo stole my avatar!!! Ok, I don't know where my old one is, butt at least that's me.
ReplyDeleteWhew!
Oh, back to the topic...I wish I could make a switch. That lady would be sooooooo much easier on my circuits. Butt, I'm afraid it would cost our economy thousands of jobs and maybe cause a double dip in our historic recession, due to reduced demand for eye bleach.
That’s always had me troubled too BettiWW. I only know of two other people who could probably do that: former Senator Larry “I am not gay” Craig and Mr. Tumnus.
ReplyDeleteTwo Big White size houses, or two regular houses? :-D
ReplyDeleteThanks creeper, those are really cool. I tweeted them up to Hub. He likes them too.
ReplyDeleteNo one is safe.
ReplyDeleteOMG Charming, I don't think I'll be able to sleep for a month! =-O I'm going to have to watch aome Freddy Krueger movies just to calm my nerves!
ReplyDeleteDo you mean to tell me a woman who changed clothes 16 times in 4 days in S. America cannot wear a new dress on Easter Sunday???
ReplyDeleteAnd why does this person never wear a hat? Even on Inauguration Day? If for no other reason than it was January and they were outside, why didn't she wear a hat? I don't think it's because she already wears a wighat because that was her real hair in 2009. And I don't think it's because she has a big head. The woman is a pinhead. Is it because not wearing a hat is historic? No wonder the Queen didn't want her at the wedding!
AnnieLaurie, if he had garbled the Easter message as much as he did the statement on Passover, we're better off without it.
ReplyDeleteThough I do agree the comparison between Christian holiday messages and Mohammedan holiday messages is telling.
Luckily, we were hunkered down in my bunker watching the 10 Commandments last night when the lightning struck.
ReplyDeleteLittle Mo and I are working on the Time optics controversy right now. He’s digging up evidence for me. Stay tuned. As Drudge would headline:
<span>Dude...where’s her ribs? DEVELOPING...</span>
I should clarify. Nothing bad happened to moi, Raj, Little Mo or Little Bo. O:-)
ReplyDeleteBig Guy didn't make an Easter statement because his cracker jack Czar of Multilateral Affairs and Human Rights, SamPow, told him it would enflame Islamo-fascists and endanger Americans abroad and in Dearbornistan. =-O
ReplyDeleteI ♥ Sarah! :*
As I recall the Spanish royals did something to hold her at bay - held their arms out in front, bent at the elbow, so that they could grab her guns above her elbows as she came in for the kill. They ended up with a forearm's length between them. Risky business. Broken wrist, anyone?
ReplyDeleteOh, no! She might end up in something like one of these:
ReplyDeletehttp://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/04/24/article-1380102-0BC1B8EB00000578-91_634x394.jpg
BTW the Princesses could use a MOTUS type to protect them against this kind of shot:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/04/24/article-1380102-0BC1EC9200000578-770_634x848.jpg
On the wasp-waisted black dress:
ReplyDeleteThe First Lady wore a sleek black Michael Kors gown cinched with a Peter Soronen corset and accented with Loree Rodkin diamonds to accept an award from Time magazine in New York City.
http://www.instyle.com/instyle/package/general/photos/0,,20253745_20253744_20617605,00.html
No wonder she looked as though she could barely breathe.
"Ah cain't pull dem strings tighter, Miz Scarlett!"
ReplyDelete:'( Oh poo.
ReplyDeleteWhere did you get that photo of Mr. Tumnus? I have only seen him in illustrations.
ReplyDeleteI thought Prezzy was a heartfelt Christian or whatever the phrase was.
ReplyDeleteThis guy is not Christian and dislikes Christians. He's kind of like the guy who fusses over all the other children and ignores and neglects his own -- if Christianity is his religion at all. I think he's muslim in his sympathies and imagines that he's the only enlightened person in America on this subject.
Man, that makes me sad.
ReplyDeleteNo new dress for Easter, Portia, becuase she is in campaign mode and wearing her dresses a second time sends us the message that she's not really MIchelle Antoinette, but Michelle Homebody Just Like You.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, she's so tonedeaf sartorially and spiritually that it doesn't surprise me that she doesn't know that something new for Easter is part of the celebration of renewal. I wore a nice top and jeans to church on Easter, but that is because I am without money to buy something new - a completely different story.
While Little Mo is investigating the case of the disappearing torso at Time, can he look into what is exploding out of Mitchell's head in this shot?
ReplyDeleteThis may be old news but I just saw it.
Portia
ReplyDeleteMooch doesn't wear a hat because a gust of wind could take the hat AND her wig with it..
But she looked like she had a waist!
ReplyDeleteI think it's steam blasting out of the soft spot of her skull. Pressure release to prevent Michelle Antoinette Bridezilla from appearing.
ReplyDeleteBoy, does MoochMO look different from her present incarnation.
There would first have to be something IN her head.
ReplyDeleteBut it looks apocalyptic, no?
FLOTUS hug protection. Priceless!
ReplyDeleteUmm...honestly, I looked at that photo of MO on Easter Sunday and nothing about it grabbed my eye in a negative way, which is to say she was actually dressed appropriately for the occasion. Springtime pastel (no black or gaudy brights), arms covered up (no "guns" or exposed pits)...I have to say overall she's dressed in a manner not intended to call attention to herself, which is good, butt it's also so out of character that I wonder what's going on.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, the yellow-suited lady in front of her looks fabulous in a good way.
Wow -- how very 'pre-nosejob' she looks
ReplyDeleteEither Bo has had a lot of "work" done, too-almost facial reconstruction-or Bo has a double. That does not look like a happy groom, and it does not look like the present Bo. They both look like different people.
ReplyDeleteInteresting piece on the "church" the Obambies attended
ReplyDeletehttp://weaselzippers.us/2011/04/25/obamas-easter-church-sermon-included-race-baiting-pastor-talking-hearing-american-institutional-racism-in-4-week-old-babys-gurgle/
I hope this posts as a link...
What's up their ears?!! Whose are bigger?! And Obey-me has cake on his chin?!
ReplyDeleteChristie Brinkley is an uptown girl.
ReplyDeleteMOO is an upSKIRT girl.
Maybe Billy Joel can sing about MOO:
She's an upskirt girl
She's been livin' in her racist world...
Oh, and a senator in Hawaii questions the identity of Obama's birth father:
Link:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=291041
It's like asking "Wide, or double-wide?"
ReplyDeleteThis photo was taken just before they left on their honeymoon with their boyfriends.
ReplyDeleteQuestion seen at Mrs. O's blog: Where do I buy all the form-fitting
ReplyDeletesweaters that Mrs. O wears?
LOL! You can't make this stuff up.
Reduced MOO, Faux MOO, MOO Condensed
ReplyDeleteThe corset looks like an extra wide boob belt, sort of. She isn't really that thin, is she? Has to be some photoshopping.
ReplyDeleteWee Won I does not look like a happy camper in that picture. I think she would have been happier at home, listening to her music.
ReplyDeleteWho's a pretty Barry? Who's a pretty Barry? Yes you are! Yes you are!
ReplyDeleteMOO looks like she is going to the grocery store, instead of to church where she has not been in a VERY long time. She dialed her make up back severely and stuck a green and gold pin on the bodice of a pink pastel leapard print evening gown. Actually, it would look like a slip except that there was a string at the waist and she pulled it and the seam bunched up - "Voila!". In order to cover up a little bit for Jesus, she managed to pull that child's sweater over her enormously fat arms, a sweater that is made of cotton, with cheap plastic buttons. Dare we guess at the shoes? They are probably red, because the opposite of green is red, of course. As for the black thing with the corset, I'd like to see some other views, if the cameras were not confuscated. She must think she is looking rather waspish, like a 25 year old. Butt, fat has to go somewhere, and I have five bucks that says it's all squeezed up and coming out the back. She looks like she can't even breeve.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking she was heading in one direction and someone said the lobster buffet was open in the other direction.
ReplyDelete<span>Rockin Pittsburgh 2009
ReplyDeleteStreet tranny hooker trying to get business. That's what I think. Tranny hooker clenching pearls,pointing at chest, angry, "What about me? Choose me. I'll kick your ass if you don't choose me."</span>
Hostile tranny hooker.
They had already seen the QE fiasco. Butt, of course, QE remedied that...seems they'd rather have the butcher, baker and candlestick maker at the wedding rather than the vulgar, uncouth O's.
ReplyDeleteThere is no way she has a waistline like that. Hasn't had one like that for years, if ever. Corset may have helped butt it's also photoshop. The plastic podium may have refracted her image some butt just look at m00chelini above and below. No way those two parts could match without some Inquisition-like torture device squeezing her internal parts so tight she would have needed medical care afterward. Not only that butt there is more photoshop at the thigh area. Expand the photo and look at the lines. That ain't natural. The only sacrificin' that m00chelini does is with photoshop.
ReplyDeleteGreat suggestion! She does look more first ladyish than FFA.
ReplyDeletem00chelini is trying to be WTF 2012 compliant. Interesting to see how long that lasts.
ReplyDeleteExcellent catch!
ReplyDeleteRowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean, Blackadder) was invited. I only wish I was awesome enough to rate having him as a wedding guest! The Obamas? Not so much.
ReplyDeleteWould that be very much like a "baby portabella mushroom?" I LMAO when I heard that term being used on a pizza commercial some years ago.
ReplyDeleteWould that be very much like a "baby portabella mushroom?" I LMAO when I heard that term being used on a pizza commercial some years ago.
ReplyDeleteCheck the rignt side of the pic in the black dress. If you put a straight edge on the numbers, they don't line up. The "T" in time lines up on the other side. Goodness do you think someone was doing some photoshopping
ReplyDeleteNah!!!
His occasional reference to Christianinty...I believe he mentioned the Reserection "as a devout Christian" and it "putting things in perspective" butt the way he does it is just a wink-wink. He wants to signal to his Muslim Brothers that he's taking advantage of taqqiyah and not a true apostalate.
ReplyDeleteThis morning when I checked the TV news for local weather, they were finishing up report on the WH Easter egg roll. I got a glympse of the first Ones from the rear. I could swear, it looks like the eldest daughter's hips are spreading. She's so thin, that I had to look again. She had on a longish top and leggings. The top was hiked up a little in the back and it sure looked like she may be inheriting her mom's rear end. Anybody see it?
ReplyDeleteWhat a smirk baraka has on his mug!
ReplyDeleteHe's married the dinosaur!
[think 'Walk the Dinosaur' by Was Not Was]
It was a night like this
4 trillion bucks ago
I picked up some cigarettes
And a wookiee wife to go!
Boom shaka lakka 0bouma baraka lakka
He must be happy as a pig in excrement since he just married the beard to ensure his carefully planned future. Either that or he is high as a kite. Which could be, the eyes are vacant, as if there is nothing beind them. Oh that's right - forgetful me - there IS nothing behind them!
Bwahahahahahaha!
(male flamingo unit here, filling in for today!)
So, does the itty bitty sweater Mooch mooched from the wee Won mean she's sans bra or did she underwear-up for Jesus? (Please?)
ReplyDeleteWhole MOO, 1% - 2% MOO, chocolate MOO, strawberry MOO, evaporated MOO...
ReplyDeleteyesssssss!
ReplyDeleteyesssssss!
ReplyDeleteIf you ask my opinion (and I note nobody has or usually does ;) ) I don't think teh Won Likes ANYBODY, except himself, and that includes his wife, and maybe even teh Wee Wons (but since they carry his blood, he may have made an exception). He strikes me as one of the most malcontented, bored, lazy, arrogant, self-important whackos that ever lived. Except of course when he is being deified/worshipped while onstage. Salami, salami, baloney!What a creepy, slimy guy.
ReplyDeleteIf you ask my opinion (and I note nobody has or usually does ;) ) I don't think teh Won Likes ANYBODY, except himself, and that includes his wife, and maybe even teh Wee Wons (but since they carry his blood, he may have made an exception). He strikes me as one of the most malcontented, bored, lazy, arrogant, self-important whackos that ever lived. Except of course when he is being deified/worshipped while onstage. Salami, salami, baloney!What a creepy, slimy guy.
ReplyDeleteIf you ask my opinion (and I note nobody has or usually does ;) ) I don't think teh Won Likes ANYBODY, except himself, and that includes his wife, and maybe even teh Wee Wons (but since they carry his blood, he may have made an exception). He strikes me as one of the most malcontented, bored, lazy, arrogant, self-important whackos that ever lived. Except of course when he is being deified/worshipped while onstage. Salami, salami, baloney!What a creepy, slimy guy.
ReplyDeleteIf you ask my opinion (and I note nobody has or usually does ;) ) I don't think teh Won Likes ANYBODY, except himself, and that includes his wife, and maybe even teh Wee Wons (but since they carry his blood, he may have made an exception). He strikes me as one of the most malcontented, bored, lazy, arrogant, self-important whackos that ever lived. Except of course when he is being deified/worshipped while onstage. Salami, salami, baloney!What a creepy, slimy guy.
ReplyDeleteI read at astutebloggers.blogspot.com that he HAD to marry the wookie. She was his entrance to the machine in Chicago.
ReplyDeleteHere's a photo of the Wons with the White House bunny.
ReplyDeleteMOTUS, it just occured to me that the photographer meant to contrast MOO and that woman wearing the lovely and appropriate Easter dress, with hat. Note that MOO is slightly out of focus, while that lady is not.
ReplyDeleteCould it be....a media person is trying to send us a secret message!?
I agree with you, Bettyab=nn. I am convinced that many of the photographers are not Obama worshippers. That explains a lot of the photos. Also, photographers who have to shoot the same people all the time are always looking for something interesting and different, just because they get bored. And there are plenty of interesting and different shots of Boo and Moo.
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm. That's funny. I didn't hear '3/5ths' mentioned in the sermon I heard yesterday. Who is surprised thse buttkesses attend a racial 'church.' I hope I'm not around when the race war starts.
ReplyDeleteDang right fat has to go somewhere! DH and I were watching a show on TV one time, all these little fatties were trying on some SPANX thingy so they would look thin. Holy Moly! They could rest their chins on their boobs when they came out all mashed up. We busted a gut.
ReplyDeleteI had just heard Rush talk about the Revrum at Zippy's church comparing Rush to the KKK when I went to that link above. They have their freakin' nerve.
ReplyDeleteThey both look different, but the giveaway is Bo's ears.
ReplyDeleteWell, yes...and that too.
ReplyDeleteIt's easy to buy a form-fitting sweater like m00's. Just pick out the one you want and buy it in half the size you actually wear (e.g., if you are size 12, buy it in size 6).
ReplyDeleteHe made a correction though, that wasn't yesterday's sermon. It was a while ago....Zippy prolly missed it since he seems to be the classic E(aster)C(hristmas) "christian". (I purposely didn't capitalize since he's not a real Christian)
ReplyDeleteThat's really funny.
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine that Boo or Moo are pleasant people to be around. Can't blame a photographer for wanting a little payback.
ReplyDelete--and various Middle Eastern despots.
ReplyDeleteGet the look on the bridegroom's face...oh diablo.
ReplyDeleteThey say a lot of things about Rush that simply are not true. They don't listen to him. They don't care to listen to him. They don't care to hear what he says: Rush is their boogie man. And man does he boogie all over them, too, with talent on loan from GOD.
ReplyDeleteI love Rush.
I sometimes pop into a consignment store that's been described as "black church lady" style. They've got some classy duds in there (and a whole rack of St. John, which is still a mystery to me). It's where I got my Anyi Lu handmade-in-Italy shoes for not quite $24 including tax (because they had been overlooked for several weeks and marked down), and a very chic felt hat, etc.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, I think the rest of the world is already well aware that our FLOTUS is vulgar and tacky. And even more unfortunately, much of the world likes vulgar and tacky.
ReplyDeleteTwister!
ReplyDelete- in reply to Betti Woo's question.
ReplyDelete"There's just somethin about the Resurrection that puts things in perspective" -- Weirdest presidential Easter message ever.
ReplyDeleteMO at the Spring Sphere Roll at the WH with the rest of the clan : pictures at (here are just a few to whet your appetite):
ReplyDeletehttp://www.daylife.com/topic/Michelle_Obama/photos/1/grid
I suspect that a side view would have old a different story.
ReplyDeletePalin/Barnhardt ! :-D
ReplyDeleteWest/Cain
Or any combination of those.
People touting chrisie need to know he appointed a muslim to the bench.
He said the most beautiful sound in the world is the caterwauling to bring the cattle to prayer.
ReplyDeleteAs opposed to, oh say, the voices of his children!
Thanks, I've never seen that one either.
ReplyDeleteWell, I have the highest security clearance 8-) and access to the world's largest database. Butt you could also just Google Mr Tumnus like here. :-D
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad to see Bo's still around (to do his duty as photo-op). I hope he's not kept in a crate all the time except when he's paraded around.
ReplyDeleteWait - how does Sasha fit into any of Malia's hand-me-downs? Malia is as skinny as Boo.
ReplyDeleteThat Lexan podium is like a magnifying glass. Look at the "shelf" effect on her bottom half. Butt with that being said, the whole thing looks hinky to me.
ReplyDeleteHinky = Something's just not right.
Resurrection...sorry MOTUS, I'm usually more cognizant of my spelling..
ReplyDeleteThis is unbelievable even for The Wons. I just happened to be watching the local news, just checking on the weather here, and they showed a very brief clip of MA0 at the egg roll. She is lumbering around as usual.
ReplyDeleteAnyone ever notice with don't see me video clips of her lumbering, uh, I mean, you know, lumbering, gallomping around?
OT: Thought about the endangered tigers four posts down
ReplyDeletehttp://www.zooborns.com/
Check out the first current post! Cutie pies! :-D
Sorry, meant "anyone ever notice we don't see many"
ReplyDeleteOnly two Budweisers.
That dress could have worked - if it was worn by someone else, with breasts. Otherwise, the outfit's kinda bizee. The FMIC looks like some out-of-place haus frau working in her garden. The second picture she looks "Evita-esque" (practicing for the role of a dictactor's wife?) Otherwise everyone involved looked out-of-place (except Bo and the Easter Rabbit).
ReplyDeleteProbably has a special Czar or FFA Assistant to walk, feed and be company to the poor thing. We've certainly never seen Racist Granny walk him.
ReplyDeleteThe parents look silly, the kids look like spoiled brats, the Rabbit is looking pretty good, and Granny R, by comparison is looking better than the whole bloody bunch.
ReplyDeleteThis is not their finest hour. But then, thinking about it, what IS/WAS?
Still waiting here...Do they do ANYTHING right?
Only two?
ReplyDeleteMr Bean's sock puppet is soooo much cuter than the o'bambi .. Love Mr Bean .. And he only hummmmmms in a very devious way .......
ReplyDeleteWait a minute. She went to "church" in a slip and an ugly sweater, then rushed home to put on gobs of make-up, pull back that hideous frizz, and don this dress? Why didn't she wear this to church, with a nice long white jacket and a little hat and a pair of gloves? I mean, the dress is ... strange, at best. She seems to adore upholstery fabric and table cloths.
ReplyDeleteAre they going to still be holding hands with the Little Wons when the kids are in their 30's and 40's? I don't think I've ever seen them out without holding hands. Are they afraid the kids will run off?
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine what our kids at this age would've done if we tried holding their hands in public?
ReplyDeleteMine prob would've called the ACLU.
Yeah, the answer is you can only buy sweaters THAT form-fitting if you get sweaters from the children's department.
ReplyDeleteHe was criticized last year because he tried to make Easter a holiday that somehow included muslims, etc., so my guess is that this year he was in a snit and His Highness decided that he just wouldn't release any statement just to show the Christians who's boss.
ReplyDelete'... <span>bathrooms in parts of Europe ...'</span>
ReplyDeleteWell spotted. There's certainly some 'turning' involved in her stance. Butt - having once, quite unforgettably, been to one of those kinds of bathrooms in Venice (in my defence: it was a moment of total emergency) - I would say that one does try to keep one's legs much tighter together in order to be fully balanced at all times ... to avoid having to touch any walls. *shudder*
MoochMO is dressed like an Easter chicken that has half feathers and half yellow fuzz. What a pukin' dress!
ReplyDeleteOr a contortionist.
ReplyDeleteAnother possibility: her left leg is falling off. That's why it looks so much longer than her right one.
Lobster in one direction; wagyu beef in another?! Ah, to be so torn.
ReplyDeleteThe bunny looks like he's trying to run away. Who could blame him?
ReplyDelete'Scream': because that what we'll do.
ReplyDeleteHere's a close up of her beehive/twist/conehead. I'd guess it's part weave as it's a different color than her own hair. Jada's make-up looks like it's melting:
ReplyDeleteI can see gray hairs so it propably is her own hair. Maybe processing lightens your hair.
ReplyDeleteHey, somebody let me in., ..I gotta pee.
ReplyDeleteOT: University of Illinois got William Daley as Commencement speaker
ReplyDeletehttp://news.illinois.edu/news/11/0425speaker.html
If you were the parent of a graduate, wouldn't you demand your money back?
The floral sundress would have been appropriate for Malia. I have never seen a person, public or private, who is so vainglorious over arms..or legs, or whatever.. If she was a guy she'd be wearing a wifebeater T shirt, like all the gangsters wear.
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell is that THING under her chin!!!??
ReplyDeleteMOTUS MOTUS!!! Something alien has attached itself to her face!!
MI - okay, I'll tke the low hanging fruit. The long version BC says:
ReplyDeleteFather: Lucifer
Father's Race: A son of God
Father's Occupation: Walking to and fro upon the earth; self important pest; deciever.
The apple didn't fall far from that tree.
Why do we have to see her eat? Or doing weird things with her mouth/tongue?:
ReplyDeleteI covet that jacket with the pleated collar. That's a sin, isn't it?
ReplyDeletelol. I didn't notice that. It's from the UK Daily Mail.
ReplyDeleteHere's a little clip of the girls 1:23 at the Easter egg roll. Such a diverse group. Makes me proud.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRRgbuU_1fs
Either that or the cameramen are quietly rebelling *evil grin*
ReplyDeleteHere's a true story that you might enjoy. When my husband was still single he used to attend church after a weekly business meeting with a group of other young guys. They would pick a "black church" each week to visit because the young ladies were so stunningly dressed. They were, "blindingly curvy with classy fitted suits and charming hats". They liked to mix their worship with some worship.
ReplyDeleteHe had great hopes for our MOTUS before he saw her. Now he's just gobsmacked.
Rategunda, I covet the hat.
ReplyDeleteI know exactly how you get in that position. You hang onto the mic stand which is tipped on the edge of the base in the middle. In her mind, MOO really does think she's a Motown celebrity. Really, look at the poses she gets into on stage.
ReplyDeleteThen add the lights and a mic.
The hand positions, foot positions...
I think I'm on to something here.
She's not a lolcat, she's a lolMotown.
It even explains the goopy lipgloss.
She does look like she is in her Scarlet mode again, wearing the drapes.
ReplyDeleteWhat a neat site, Bug. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteThere's a shadow under her chin. Could it actually be a scar or just the lighting?
ReplyDeleteIn the <span>'Little' Bo 'Peep'? picture, what is she doing with her arms/hands? Is that some kind of Easter Hare pose?!</span>
ReplyDeleteI really like the dress. I'm a sucker for grey and yellow in combination, and that flower/blossom bough pattern is quite lovely. There! I've said something nice about Michelle Antoinette's appearance. (So as not to ruin it, I shall ignore her shoes and hair do.)
I don't know who the lady on the right side of that photo is, butt what on earth happened to her hair and forehead?! I know that at some stage during the Middle Ages, it was fashionable for women to shave their hairline, so as to make the forehead look 'higher'; is that what she has done? It's quite a peculiar look.
ReplyDelete1) Find the token white girl 2) Is Bo getting a little too friendly with BOO?
ReplyDeleteAnother angle
ReplyDeleteIt's Will Smith's wife Jada Pinkerton Smith. She's an actress and her 10 year old daughter, Willow, whom they've pimped out to show business, is performing.
ReplyDeleteWe've actually seen video here of the Won glaring at the photogs and telling them off for doing their jobs.
ReplyDeleteI would be irritated having people standing around to take my picture all the time. Butt it's not like this is a new phenomenon in this presidency. Boo and Moo knew this would be happening. Maybe they thought they could just dictate when and where and how they would be observed and photo-ed and it's one more big disappointment to them that they don't have complete control over the press -- yet.
Bettyann, she "dressed up" for the Egg Roll because there were going to be lots of celebrities there. At church, not so much.
ReplyDeleteWell, not my drapes.
ReplyDeleteBetti, it's Jada, wife of actor Will Smith.
ReplyDeleteLooked drunk and high again.
ReplyDeleteGuess Presdiential golf had to wait until the egg hunt and concerts and parties and buffets were over!
ReplyDeleteI hope the pic with Jada Pinkett Smith goes viral. Not only does it put to rest the theory that Moo has never had plastic surgery, but that it was all 'good' surgery.
ReplyDeleteThat chin implant is nearly as obvious as those wax lips we used to wear when we were kids.
Where's her ribs? Over at the Rib Restuarant on K Street?
ReplyDeleteHe's probably heading to his private room with the special air filters and cleaners so he can not smoke. He quit you know.
ReplyDeleteThe rented bunny suit shows the best fashion sense (fit and tailoring) of the assembled group of 'Wons.'
ReplyDeleteWell I am glad to know MOTUS that you made it thru the lightening strike of Easter evening...somebody should let TOTUS know that NO Good Friday or Easter message...well, let's just say that is can make the REAL 'Big Guy' a little ticked off...
ReplyDeleteSo many MAO fashion items to comment on...so little time...but i just hope, before Duh Wons left the Shiloh Baptist Church that Me!chelle tapped the woman in the creme suit/Easter hat on the shoulder and got her name. She should replace Koopie...but then again...she did show up Mrs. Chairman O...so, I bet that bonnet will protect against the sun down at Club Gitmo.
Mary, you know Mitchell assaulted that woman, wiped greasy, sweaty arms all over her nice dress, and crumpled the suit and hat, all in the name of "hugging."
ReplyDeleteWhy do they only invite blacks?
ReplyDeleteJada used to be so cute...until she got cheek implants, front teeth lengthened, and a face lift.
ReplyDeleteRe: photo with Jada - those lips WILL explode some day!
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