So I think you will all be pleased with my new software upgrade the “Jackie O-Pack”. I didn’t think Toes would approve my requisition, so I fudged a little. I left off the “Jackie” part.
Anyway, I got the Jackie O-Pack and voila, baby blue sheath dress, covering 94% of the knee, a nice bob wig, double strand pearls, discreet earrings pumps and wedding ring. That’s it. Really.
We rolled out our new software for Lady M’s Commencement speech at Anacostia Senior High today. In addition to my new software, Lady M also got to use TOTUS.
Don’t worry, MO isn’t saying the Pledge of Allegiance. We’ve been looking at recent polls and she’s not that proud of her country right now. She’s actually teaching the kids how to pat themselves on the back, just like she taught Big Guy. But that’s not the story here.
The Jackie O-Pack works like a charm, don’t you think?
Mostly. . .
Aside from needing to get to the salad bar and gym, I think this is a complete success.
We even have relatively lady-like knees while seated!
I’m not going to try and fool anyone that this is the answer to all my problems. It is a MAJOR improvement over my last software, butt it still has some bugs:
Raj will be installing some tweeks tonight including a “shadow compensation driver”, an experimental “tummy-tuckerator” and a “pantie-line eraser.” I’m excited and anxious to see how things go tomorrow.
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