As you all know, I recently launched my capitalist pig empire with the opening of my way cool MOTUS Boutique. If you are still waiting for your official MOTUS coffee/tea mugs, “tea-shirts”, tank tops, tote bags, mice pads or skate boards, I soooo apologize for the delay. Demand has been soooo great for these future collector’s items that we just can’t keep the shelves stocked. I recently appointed Little Mo to Chief Logistics Officer, and he’s already improving our fulfillment process. So you should see speedier deliveries beginning today.
If you just can’t wait for the UPS “Brown Shirts” to deliver you goodies, and are in the DC area, you can come to my beautiful shop and get a cash & carry discount! My shop is located on the second floor in Big White’s West Wing, in Lady M’s Dressing Room, way in the back of her closet, right next to Little Mo’s desk in my secret sanctuary bunker. You can’t miss it.
That triggered a hard drive auto-search, which produced my archived advertising plan. I then fired off some samples to my secret ring of cyber collaborateurs and the response has been very positive. In fact, one of my collaborateurs, BigFurHat himself gave my fledgling venture a needed boost today in his “Enterprising Blogger” post. Then, I got another boost from The Radio Patriot who says I’m a brilliant wit.
“Enterprising Blogger.” “Brilliant wit.” I like that. I just hope MO doesn’t wise up to this before I get her to sign the joint venture agreement.
And Big Fur Hat’s small people had lots of other great marketing ideas, stuff I could put on MO’s keister for when I don’t have any paying clients. You know, like those un-leased roadside billboards, only bigger.