MOTUS A.D.: 04/01/2009

Saturday, April 25, 2009

My Photo Album - Family & Friends

Saturday, April 4, 2009

MOTUS 2010 New Years Mosaic Key

Hello loyal MOTUS readers. My name is Raj.

How is the weather where you are?

I understand that millions of you will not prefer to be so diligent as to find all of the people in the mosaic and would like your own handy “cheat-sheet”. MOTUS explained to me what is a “cheat-sheet” because we do not have these assistance devices in my home village.

Having a now complete understanding of my assignment, I have helped MOTUS to provide you promptly with a useful key (in merely alphabetical order) to help you unlock the secrets of who is reflected in MOTUS’ Happy New Year Mosaic.

May I say to all of you from me, Raj, thank you for allowing me the honor of providing prompt, reliable technical support, and please resume enjoying a very Happy New Year.

PEOPLE IN MOTUS 2010 NEW YEAR MOSAIC

Dutch Tourist Hero – Jasper Schuringa

ME-NO LINK: YOU’RE HERE

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Snark Hall of Fame

Snark: A combination of the words “snide” and “remark”, is often defined as biting, cruel humor or wit, often combined with cynicism and bitchiness to attack someone or something. Most often found in the blogging community on the internet.

Here, on this page, we honor the best of snark form the blogging community. The kings and queens of snark. The winners of the coveted “Golden FLOTUS”.

Mrs. P

chiron

Madame DeFarge aka AnnieCarmel

bettyann

Funky Town-final-updated

Funky Town

vereteno

Gerard

Portia ElizabethGF-final

PortiaElizabeth

arabella trefoil

cripes suzette-GF-9 copy

MOTUS Wall of Fame

Welcome everyone to my MOTUS Hall of Fame. Here you can view and enjoy many of my historic awards. In the future, after Little Mo completes the construction of my MOTUS Museum, I will relocate my awards to the museum’s Hall of Fame and hang them on the wall.
So, please enjoy my many awards and click on them to learn more about each. If you have MOTUS fan area on your computer, mobile device or in your home or cubicle, please feel free to download these awards, print and frame them.

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MOTUS TRUTH TEAM

Welcome MOTUS Truth Team Storm Troopers, future volunteers, curious visitors and even more curious Obot truthers! If you would like to volunteer for service as a MOTUS Truth Team Storm Trooper, you have come to the right place. Just between you and me, it might be a good idea to volunteer as a MOTUS Truth Team StormTrooper before Big Guy finishes his Selective Service conscription initiative that will require Obama Truth Team service from all American adults. MOTUS Truth Team StormTroopers get an exemption.

Ok, so you’ve decided to volunteer and want to know how. It’s easy as pie. Just take the MOTUS Truth Team Pledge, then, when you “See Something”, scamper over to this page and “Say Something.” It’s that simple: “SS”

MOTUS Truth Team Pledge

I pledge

to vote for

CHANGE!

That’s it. No forms to fill out or checks to write like at Plouffe-Daddy’s Truth Team. And you even take the pledge on the honor system. As a MOTUS Truth Team Storm Trooper, you are entitled to download and use you own personal “MOTUS Truth Team” badge.

Butt MOTUS, where do I get my “MOTUS Truth Team” badge? Right at the bottom of this page!

Remember, if you SEE SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING!

CHOOSE & CLICK ON THE CATEGORY OF YOUR REPORT

Get your official, “MOTUS Truth Team” badge right here:

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MOTUS Truth Team: KeepingHisWord

Welcome to MOTUS Truth Team’s KeepingHisWord Page

Here you can report how Big Guy has kept all his promises to America.

MOTUS Truth Team: KeepingGOPHonest

Welcome to MOTUS Truth Team’s KeepingGOPHonest Page

Here you can report all the GOP’s lies (and damn lies).

MOTUS Truth Team: AttackWatch

Welcome to MOTUS Truth Team’s AttackWatch Page

Here you can report the vicious, racist attacks on Big Guy and Lady M.

This is my favorite won!

MOTUS’ Hillary Therapy Clinic

Linked By: iOWNTHEWORLD, Thanks!

On Demand Streaming: WTF Theater

This is the home of Dewey From Detroit's, flatsimile studio On-Demand streaming of the new, critically aclaimed series: WTF Theater, brought to you by GE: Imagination At Work Click on any episode to play it whenever you like. It's On-Demand!

Episode 5: A Whimsical Notion

Episode 4: Living Within Our Means

Episode 3: Down With the Struggle

Episode 2: Valentine's Day

Episode 1: High Speed Wireless Train Station

Pilot Episode: Win The Future

“Don’t Go Dare Wid Me”: Reprised

So, I have been a big fan of grizzled old urban cowboy, radio and cable TeeVee guy, Don Imus for many moons. I first learned about him from my BBB (Best Blogging Buddy) Dewey From Detroit.

A little background for those of you who aren’t familiar with Imus. The I-Man, as his little people call him, is a big time multiple Marconi winning shock jock. His radio show was simulcast on Ms.NBC, until he was canned by both the PC Police at Ms.NBC and CBS (his radio syndicator).

The I-Man was reborn at WABC and simulcast on RFDTV, briefly, and now is on Rude Rupert’s Fox ‘Bidness’ Channel.

In his Ms.NBC days, the I-Man had a deal with AOL to read, on the air, Instant Messages (IM) sent to him by viewers. Dewey’s - now internationally famous - internet/media empire was launched when the I-Man read Dewey’s plan to help Bin Laden RIH (Rest In Hell) obtain a nuclear weapon:

That was followed up with Dewey breaking into the field of political commentary, during the 2004 Presidential campaign, with this:

Man, I-Dude really could use a teleprompter.

Ok, so I know you are beginning to wonder where I’m going with this, aren’t you? Well, I’m not sure yet. Butt it started when Dewey asked me if my hard drive had a copy of an audio clip of NBA star Allen Iverson’s mom, Ann, getting’ in somebody’s face.

It seems, Dewey heard the I-Man ask if anybody could find this clip, which he apparently lost in one of his moves. Being a dedicated public servant, I jumped into action.

My first scan came up empty, butt I was not deterred. I finally found it hiding in a folder marked for “sourcing.” Apparently, my pattern matching software thought that it was either Lady M, in her LaVaughn mode, or possibly GrannyR.

I’m glad we cleared that up. I now have it filed & sourced correctly and post it here for the I-Man and everybody else in the whole world to enjoy. I think you’ll see why my software was confused.

Ann Iverson: “don’t go dare wid me”